This fic is located sometime just after Memory Blank. It's just a little idea I came up with the other day, based on a certain very humorous scene in Life Lessons... yeah, this is yet another example of something from the furthest recesses of my deranged mind. I couldn't get it out of my head until I wrote it, though.

Anyway, I hope you enjoy it, and I'm not gonna bore you to death with reading about how excited I am now that school is out!

Oh, almost forgot! I don't own Danny Phantom, but if you happen to see Desiree please let me know...

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"Sam just had to be busy after school today, didn't she?" Danny groaned as Tucker aimed a teasing smile in his direction.

"So did you enjoy it?"

Huffing a sigh, Danny glared at Tucker, "I barely even remember it! The only reason I kissed her was because my dad was coming and we needed to cover up the second accident... well, it wasn't really an accident, but... ugh, I'm so confused right now!"

A mischevious grin lit up Tucker's face. "Come on, Danny. Fake-out make-out or not, you have to admit that you liked kissing Sam!"

Tucker paid no attention to the denial from Danny. He simply tuned him out until his friend was done, then added, "I mean, I kissed Sam that one time, and-"

Danny cut him off, "You what?" Jealousy clouded his eyes, though he was completely unaware of its existance. Tucker noticed and had to hold back another smirk. This was exactly the reaction he had been hoping he would get.

"You know that project we had to do with the flour sacks?" Tucker asked. He waited for a nod from Danny before continuing. "Anyway, she was putting all this goth makeup and a black wig on our sack, and she named it Lilith! Anyway, we had a little fight over what we were gonna call him, then I remembered my daycare and that everyone else's babies were at my house. I handed the sack back to Sam, kissed her, and ran for the door."

Danny at this point looked like he was trying to decide whether to strangle Tucker or burst out laughing.

"I was halfway out the door before I realized what I had just done, and when I turned around Sam looked shocked. Well, that and disgusted. I don't see why she would be-"

Danny cut him off, "What did she say?"

Eyes lighting up, Tucker smiled at his best friend, "Why? Jealous?"

Stumbling over his words, cheeks becoming bright red, Danny exclaimed, "Uh...no! Why would I be?"

Tucker rolled his eyes. "Suuuure. You just keep on believing that. She just said something about that never happening and both of us forgetting about it."

Danny looked somewhat relieved, "Nothing else?"

"Well, as I was leaving I think she said something about milk..."

Danny blinked, stopping and staring at Tucker. "Milk?"

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