Bella mumbles something about fiery delights and ends and consuming things. She thinks she is intelligent because she can recite Shakespeare!

Then she rudely barges through some innocent red people, only to find herself in her and Edward's meadow! I think we should assume that she was transported there via VAMPIRE MAGIC.

She seems content for a moment until, oddly enough, she spots a decrepit old woman staring at her from across the space.

"GRAN!?" Bella shouts at her in shock.

"Maaaaaaaybe." Granny Swan replies from far away.

They both go to wave at exactly the same time, but Bella thinks nothing of this and moves on.

Meanwhile, a sexy man lurks in the trees. Bella turns to look at him.

"Edward, no!" Bella scolds, but he ignores her and does what he wants anyway. He steps out into the beams of conveniently placed sunlight and strolls over to her. The sunlight is reflected off of his skin in a sparkly fashion, almost blinding Bella's granny.

Bella then drags Edward towards granny so that she can show off her new beau. This is to assure granny that she was wrong about her constant shrieking that Bella would die alone with no man in her life…just like she did.

"Gran, look at my sexy man candy-" Bella began. But she was cut off short when granny's mouth moved in sync with hers, how curious.

Bella was about to complain about her granny copying her in advance when she realised that it was not her granny, it was in fact her! Twilight zone much!?

Oh, and the "Maaaaaaaybe," was in Bella's mind…totally makes sense.

Edward wished ancient Bella a happy birthday and she felt like slapping him because of the irony of it all. Because it was Edward's fault that Bella did the natural life process of aging. All his fault.