"Lloyd's Other Special Talent"
Chapter 1

Ok, just to make this fic make a little sense... Lloyd has to sing a so-called "song" at the show in the Altamira Cafeteria, but right after his show he can't stop singing! The whole crowd suffers from his horrible singing so much that they can't take it anymore, but they don't wanna upset our hero's feelings do they? Can't his group help him or will his terrible singing haunt the whole cities forever? XD Plus it's a Humor story! I love Humor.

Disclaimer: I don't own ToS or the characters, Namco does!
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Eversince the group's journey had ended; a few months had passed by and they all had returned to their normal lives doing.
Zelos: Still being that pervert, DUH.
Sheena: Returned backed to the hidden village; Mizuho! And carried on with her duties.
Presea: She stays back home in Ozette and still brings some sacred wood to Meltokio.
Regal: His head was buried at the Altamira beach and had stayed there for oh, about a few months. After the Bathing Suits Sidequest Lloyd had buried him there and left him there; he kinda forgot all about Regal... XD Lloyd: You'll find out with Genis and Raine.
Colette: She was hired as a waitress at the Altamira Cafeteria.
Genis & Raine: Well.
Kratos: Like I said, living the normal life. His 'dotdotdot' attitude, blah.

"GENIS!" Raine shouted in her uh-oh-that-can't-be-good voice, "Have you and Lloyd finished your homework, yet?"

But Raine, I'm already the genius that's why I was named Genis; except without the U!" Genis exclaimed, "And besides Lloyd needs to do much MUCH more studying than me."

Yea- I mean hey! What's that supposed to mean, Peanut!" Lloyd sighed.

"See? Even with an IQ of 67." He rolled his eyes.

"Why you-" "Both of you stop teasing each other!" Raine said aggravated, "Now, shall I do the honors of you punishment?" She began approaching Genis and then.

"OWIE! WAHHH!" He cried out in pain and agony when the hand of sorrow was placed down.

"Now, it is your turn." "Whoa, wait I'll be good!" Lloyd said and then the pain was... INFLICTED! She kicked Lloyd in the stomach causing him to be sent back to Dirk's House by smashing into MANY of the houses in Iselia. XD "Hi dad, I'm home!" He said while grabbing on to his stomach, "Owch..."

"Ahh, I'm glad you're home finally! I needed your help." Dirk said.

"With uh... What?"

"I need you to carry the stove outside." He replied.

"Ok- wait, why are we carrying the stove outside?" Lloyd said with a questioning look.

"I'm going to use the space for my new stove if I had one, that reminds me; there's a letter in the mailbox for you.

"A letter for me?" Lloyd walked outside and checked the mailbox. It said:

Dear Lloyd,
Unfortunately, we're not having much customers due to the lack of ingredients. We need entertainment like maybe for you to practice one of your techniques or your special talents in front of the crowd while the chef's out to get more ingredients. I can't wait to see you again!

Colette

"Entertainment? ME!" Lloyd exclaimed with a cash face. "All the Gald in the world then I could buy dad the stove he's wanted! I've got the PERFECT talent..."

Skip to Lloyd's "Big" Moment to Shine (Or make a fool of himself) P.S. the whole group was there too, goodie for Regal he got out the sand! XD "Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome the one, the only: Lloyd Irving!"

"Hey everyone," began Lloyd, "Today I'm going sing a special song that someone once taught me..." SINGING! He can't even sing the word "sing!" The whole group thought. This can't be good for him.
"COME ON BABY CAN'T YOU SEE," Lloyd began singing, "IT'S GOT TO BE YOU AND... ME... FOREVER..."

The whole entire crowd fell almost directly out of their chairs, while he um... Hadn't noticed yet because he was closing his eyes while singing. The whole group plugged in some earplugs and decided to pretend to applause after his singing to not make him feel bad. XD "Ya ya ya ya ya..." He sang with the same tune, "Da da da da da da da daaa, forever..."

He opened his eyes right after then, his group started to applause slowly.

"Th-ank-ank-ank-you!" He slapped his mouth with both his hands, it showed a sign of the SINGING Bloo-blah sickness (Weird name, I know.) he let go of his mouth and suddenly... "I-I-I HATE-ATE-ATE HOMEWORK!" He sang with his mouth wide; it was wide like this: ( ) XD "Wow, Lloyd's voice sure IS a delicate balance..." Genis got out his OO eyes. "Talk about screeching... I heard nails on a chalkboard and I'd rather listen to that instead." Said Zelos, with a smirking laugh.

"Now everyone, we don't want to hurt his feelings do we?" Raine said, "But I guess we have no choice"

"No, it would hurt him very deeply-" Said Regal interrupted.

"And we wouldn't want Lloyd in a senseless and sorrowful mood would we everyone?" Colette finished his sentence with a concerned smile.

"Well I say we should just let it at him... Keeping it a secret would only make it worse," Sheena said, "Besides it's better to say it right away than to keep it concealed for six-hundred years"

"LA LA LA..." Lloyd began.

"Thank goodness he's done singing..." Genis said and-

"LA LA, WAKE UP ON A SATURDAY NIGHT, la la."

"Guess I said that too soon..." Genis said.

"I guess we might have to stick with with the not-hurt-his-feelings plan," Colette sighed, "I just wish we can break the truth to him without hurting him, I hate to see him with and ( face"

"That is a GREAT idea, my little Colette," Zelos said and started approaching her.

"This fantasy is now officially over..." Sheena said pulling Zelos by the ear away from Colette.

"But..." Zelos began.
"No." Sheena implied.
"But.."
"No."
"BUT..."
"Noo!"
"No need to yell..." He said.

"Idiot," Genis sighed.

"Probabilty of sorrowful feelings for Lloyd if truth is confessed 100 percentage," Presea said in her usual state.

"Who votes on Sheena's plan, raise your hand!" Only ONE group member voted Sheena's plan.

"Who votes on keeping it a secret for 600 years, raise your hand!" Seven votes were in!

Tallied votes:
Sheena's Plan - Sheena
600 year plan - The whole group except Sheena