Marvel vs Capcom… vs Ranma ½?

-I'm not an English speaker so I apologize for any grammar mistake in the story

Disclaimer:

Deadpool: Hello kids, I'm here to give you the disclaimer- ahem, ahem- all the Marvel characters, including me, the best and most badass character in this fanfic, belong to Marvel.

Dante: Oh realy, I thought that you belonged to Disney, and for your information I'm the best and most badass character in this fanfic.

Deadpool: How can you be badass if Mickey Mouse Kill you?

Dante: Mickey Mouse?

(Deadpool takes the Mickey's ears and put them on his head and shoots and kills Dante)

Deadpool: I told you. Well, where was I? Oh yeah I remembered, all the Capcom characters, including my not badass dead friend here, belong to Capcom, and the jerks invaders of Ranma ½ belong to Rumiko Takahashi

Ranma: who are you calling a jerk invader?

Deadpool: you are the jerk invader, this fanfic should be an epic fight of Marvel vs Capcom, just like the video games, have you ever played marvel vs Capcom, it's epic, and now we have to babysitting your girlfriend, where's the epic in that. Well returning to the disclaimer, the author med this fic for you to have fun, and he will not be payed for this work, and remember kids eat fruits and vegetables – note to self: avoid Akane's food-

-And don't worry for Dante he will be back-

Opening

Akane, Female Ranma, Kasumi and Shampoo start to sing "Jajauma ni Sasenaide"

Yappappaa Yappappaa iishanten

Hashagu koi wa ike no koi

Yappappaa Yappappaa iishanten

Mune no tai wa dakaretai

Wake mo wakarazu ni Ranma Ranma de, hi ga kureru

Kimi to atte kara Ranma Ranma de

Nan da kan da to, suttamonda no seikimatsu

Naze motto shizuka ni "Suki da yo" to ienai no?

Hariau to watashi mo jaja ni natchau!

Beru mo narasazu ni soyo kaze no you ni

Mune no wan-ruumu sumitsuita kimi na no

Meiwaku yo Da kedo

...Kondo dake ii wa (...Ashita made ii wa)

Deadpool: Wait, wait, wait… we had already included Ranma in the fic, but I will not allow that they sing our opening, and make it as cheap Japanese pop song, so please girls let the scenario (the four girls let the scenario), now let me introduce to you the singer of our epic opening, please welcome… METALLICA!

Starts a 2 minute instrumental song "For whom the bell tolls"

After those 2 mins:

Make his fight on the hill in the early day

Constant chill deep inside

Shouting gun, on they run through the endless grey

On the fight, for they are right, yes, by who's to say?

For a hill men would kill, why? They do not know

Suffered wounds test there their pride

Men of five, still alive through the raging glow

Gone insane from the pain that they surely know

chorus:

For whom the bell tolls

Time marches on

For whom the bell tolls

Take a look to the sky just before you die

It is the last time you will

Blackened roar massive roar fills the crumbling sky

Shattered goal fills his soul with a ruthless cry

Stranger now, are his eyes, to this mystery

He hears the silence so loud

Crack of dawn, all is gone except the will to be

Now the will see what will be, blinded eyes to see

chorus:

For whom the bell tolls

Time marches on

For whom the bell tolls.

End of the opening, the story will start in the next chapter…