Marvel vs Capcom… vs Ranma ½?
-I'm not an English speaker so I apologize for any grammar mistake in the story
Disclaimer:
Deadpool: Hello kids, I'm here to give you the disclaimer- ahem, ahem- all the Marvel characters, including me, the best and most badass character in this fanfic, belong to Marvel.
Dante: Oh realy, I thought that you belonged to Disney, and for your information I'm the best and most badass character in this fanfic.
Deadpool: How can you be badass if Mickey Mouse Kill you?
Dante: Mickey Mouse?
(Deadpool takes the Mickey's ears and put them on his head and shoots and kills Dante)
Deadpool: I told you. Well, where was I? Oh yeah I remembered, all the Capcom characters, including my not badass dead friend here, belong to Capcom, and the jerks invaders of Ranma ½ belong to Rumiko Takahashi
Ranma: who are you calling a jerk invader?
Deadpool: you are the jerk invader, this fanfic should be an epic fight of Marvel vs Capcom, just like the video games, have you ever played marvel vs Capcom, it's epic, and now we have to babysitting your girlfriend, where's the epic in that. Well returning to the disclaimer, the author med this fic for you to have fun, and he will not be payed for this work, and remember kids eat fruits and vegetables – note to self: avoid Akane's food-
-And don't worry for Dante he will be back-
Opening
Akane, Female Ranma, Kasumi and Shampoo start to sing "Jajauma ni Sasenaide"
Yappappaa Yappappaa iishanten
Hashagu koi wa ike no koi
Yappappaa Yappappaa iishanten
Mune no tai wa dakaretai
Wake mo wakarazu ni Ranma Ranma de, hi ga kureru
Kimi to atte kara Ranma Ranma de
Nan da kan da to, suttamonda no seikimatsu
Naze motto shizuka ni "Suki da yo" to ienai no?
Hariau to watashi mo jaja ni natchau!
Beru mo narasazu ni soyo kaze no you ni
Mune no wan-ruumu sumitsuita kimi na no
Meiwaku yo Da kedo
...Kondo dake ii wa (...Ashita made ii wa)
Deadpool: Wait, wait, wait… we had already included Ranma in the fic, but I will not allow that they sing our opening, and make it as cheap Japanese pop song, so please girls let the scenario (the four girls let the scenario), now let me introduce to you the singer of our epic opening, please welcome… METALLICA!
Starts a 2 minute instrumental song "For whom the bell tolls"
After those 2 mins:
Make his fight on the hill in the early day
Constant chill deep inside
Shouting gun, on they run through the endless grey
On the fight, for they are right, yes, by who's to say?
For a hill men would kill, why? They do not know
Suffered wounds test there their pride
Men of five, still alive through the raging glow
Gone insane from the pain that they surely know
chorus:
For whom the bell tolls
Time marches on
For whom the bell tolls
Take a look to the sky just before you die
It is the last time you will
Blackened roar massive roar fills the crumbling sky
Shattered goal fills his soul with a ruthless cry
Stranger now, are his eyes, to this mystery
He hears the silence so loud
Crack of dawn, all is gone except the will to be
Now the will see what will be, blinded eyes to see
chorus:
For whom the bell tolls
Time marches on
For whom the bell tolls.
End of the opening, the story will start in the next chapter…
