Me: Well people I have decided to say good bye to D Gray Man for a while, and hit the blazblue page.

Hazama: So might I ask what story you have written for us?

Me: It's kinda short but it will kill some time

Hazama: Well then let the show begin!

Me: Agreed!

How The Troll Stole Christmas!

It was a cold day down in orient town. All the kids prepare for bed time as they are tucked in to bed by their loving parents. They all lay snug and tug in their warm beds preparing for the arrival of Tager Claus! But there is one man who stand above orient town does not. This man is the Troll (Hazama :D) .

"Dam them and their happy time of year". He said angrily to himself.

"Why do I have to put up with this crap every year"!

The Troll never liked Christmas, in fact he hated with all his heart. If he even had one anyway. His heart was always 2 sizes too small, but the Troll did not mind it. He always hated orient town for all the noise it made day at the end of the year.

"Every dam year, it's the same dam THING"! Once again getting angry.

"Why don't they get it that some people need their beauty sleep".

But then the Troll got an idea, a dastardly idea, and an idea so evil that the Troll now hated himself for not thinking of it before, the idea being just so evil, that the idea became the definition of evil.

"Wow I'm and idiot why didn't I think of this before"? He said to himself.

"No matter I should just do it now before that holly jolly bastard delivers all those presents"!

"I'll just have to ruin for all of them"!

"I'll sneak down there chimneys dressed as fat ass down there, and steal everything and anything that has to do with Christmas"!

"This year Christmas is mine"!

So the Troll slipped back into his cauldron and began making his impersonation costume of Tager Claus. But the problem was that he didn't have allot of red lying around so he couldn't make an exact suit to size Tager Claus so he would have to make it his size. Good thing that he had his trusty butterfly knives to cut through the leather to make the suit.

Troll theme song

You're a green one, mister Troll! You have a very, sinister smile!

You've got hair that defies gravity, you're the definition of evil Mr. Trollllllll!

I hear you once cut off kids arm, and then you said it was kinda funnnnnnnnnnnnnn!

You're green one, mister Troll! You keep 2 knives, in your pockets!

You have very baggy clothes, a trench coat and fedora !

I heard that you burned down an orphanage after the beast died, you didn't even spare the NUNSSSSSSSSSS!

*rest of the Grinch theme song tune*

Me: And that should do it for chapter one. Besides I'm tired X_X

Hazama: Just to clarify, am I the "Troll"?

Me: Yes

Hazama: Just making sure

Me: More chapters to come :D

Hazama: Review!