These are just various drabbles and shorts with Darcy in them. A lot of them contain my OT3 Darcy/Bucky/Steve, so if you're not into that, you probably shouldn't read it.


Darcy folded her arms over her chest and raised an eyebrow. "Tell me again why I have to be the one to buy condoms?"

Bucky shrugged and waved at her with the metal arm. "I was all over the news, pumpkin. Remember? It's a little hard to hide."

Well, she had to give him that. He had been all over the news when he'd been blowing up S.H.I.E.L.D agents as the Winter Soldier. But…she turned to Steve and tapped her foot impatiently.

"Captain America," Steve replied sagely.

Darcy huffed in annoyance. They were impossible. "I hate you both."

Bucky slung his real arm around her shoulders. "You probably shouldn't have sex with us then." He pressed a kiss to her temple, then danced out of reach when she swatted at him.