Zetsu watched one student walk through the school gates closely from his position under a small tree in the schoolyard. The student has spiky orange hair and cold, almost purple, eyes. He definitely wasn't fat, but he wasn't skinny either. From where Zetsu was he couldn't tell for sure, but he thought he might have a six pack. "I'd like to find out…"Zetsu said to himself. Yes, Zetsu was gay. He wasn't ashamed. He had had a couple of boyfriends in the past. "Hey, he's probably not gay, and even if he was he wouldn't be into you!" "Well we'll have to go and see…""Ugh!" Zetsu started pulling his hair in frustration. "Why are you so perverted?"

"Excuse me?" said a deep, extremely sexy, voice. Zetsu looked up to see the same student he was watching earlier standing right in front of him, raising an eyebrow. Zetsu gulped.

"Eh… I wasn't talking to you." Sexy glanced around before settling his gaze once more on an embarrassed Zetsu.

"So who were you calling 'perverted'?"

"I-I was talking to myself…"

"Do you always do that?" asked sexy, the corner of his mouth turning up a little.

"Stick around and find out," purred Zetsu. "Ah! Damn it! Why do you have to say stuff like that?" "It's his fault for standing right in front of me, taunting me with his sexiness!" Sexy's eyes widened.

"Are you arguing with yourself? ... About me?"

"You know it." Zetsu's dark side had won over. He took a step closer to sexy with a seductive grin plastered on his face. "Tell me, sexy, what's your name?"Sexy's cheeks turned a light shade of pink, but he stood his ground.

"Pein, and yours?" they were now no more than a couple inches apart.

"Zetsu," whispered Zetsu before crashing his lips into Pein's. Pein knew it was coming, but it still took him a couple seconds to realize Zetsu's lips were on his. When he did realize it, he moved his lips with Zetsu's, opening them slightly. Zetsu licked Pein's bottom lip slowly before pulling away. Both boys were grinning.

"This isn't exactly how I pictured my first day at my new school," said Pein.

"Disappointed?"

"Only a bit." They chuckled as they headed off to their first period classes.

On Pein's way to the cafeteria a blond girl jumped in front of him, blocking his way. "You're new here. Like what you see?" asked the blond as she spread her arms out, as if to indicate the school, but of course she meant her looks. Pein knew she was flirting, he wasn't stupid.

"You're not my type. Now please move aside." Replied Pein.

"Wh- oh… shit. Not another hot gay guy!" she pouted.

"I'm not gay."

"You're not? So that means… hey! Everyone wants th-"

"I'm bisexual. Sorry to burst your bubble, but not everyone wants you. I don't like whores," Pein said, cutting her off. After hearing those words she burst into tears and ran back to a crowd of girls who had been watching them the whole time. Pein sighed and continued walking to the cafeteria. After buying some nasty school food and promptly dumping it all in the trash he went to find Zetsu.