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Claimer - or do I?

Disclaimer - I guess I never thought of it that way, hey

Claimer - hahaha

Disclaimer - (snaps claimers neck) I do not own family guy

One day Peter and Brian where going to the park and something very shiny, caught peters eye.

He went to see what it was and it was a huge circular metal contraction with some sort of control box next to it. So they played with it for a while and finally got it to work.

This strange out of this world crazy wall of colors appeared; of course peter wanted to go in.

Peter -whooooo , wat do ya think it is brian ???

Brian - nothing we should be messing around with, (thinking - I know he is going to ask oh oh can we go in please, please)

Peter - oh oh can we go in please, please? (thinking - I know he is going to say no)

Brian - no

Peter takes out a tennis ball, I didn't want to do this and waves it around pretending to throw it

Peter - want the ball!!! ya want the ball !!! go get the ball !!!! go get come on!!

Peter than throws the ball in the place and Brian goes running in there after it and peter just leisurely walks in.

Now they're floating in this fortress of crazy streamline of colors and they can just make out all these events in time.

Now Brian is fuming (conscience - bad - you should kill him for tricking you who does he think he, good - forgive him this may be a fun adventure and if not well then go with the guy on the other shoulder)

Now they are traveling through time and end up in the medieval time period - the wacky thing is that its like Quahog just, well medieval.

So there walking around get accused of witchcraft of because how they look and talk. They find Ye Old Clam. They walk in and see themselves in the bar with Joe but in a wheel barrel, and Cleveland in black armor, and Quagmire in a loin clothe. They sit down and explain and ask how to get back.

Now the Medieval gang is starting a riot and they get a hold of the time machine and destroy it. Then Peter and Brian go back to their medieval hut. Then explain to Lady Louis. She knows and hides them out in ye old yard. So Louis brings them to an old wizard named Carter Pewterschmidt. He was the wealthiest man in Quahog and the wizard also. He conjured up a new time machine since Joe, Cleveland, Quagmire and Peter and other town's people destroyed it with maces, swords, and fire.

They got back into the time stream and accidentally go to far into time and go into 2036. This was bad right away this place what was used to be Quahog was now a war town and destruction. It was covered with posters and propaganda of well Stewie. He was an all-powerful anarchy of the entire world with his headquarters in Quahog. The were on the run and became slaves of his army in about 3 minutes.

Peter and Brian pleaded with Stewie and he just explained about the years of abuse by the fat man and Brian the drunk.

Peter - Sorry buddy, well I didn't mean to because I was to busy wondering if Meg was my child so I forgot about you.

Brian - I was well drunk my bad buddy.

Stewie - Damn you all to HELL.

So he gave them to his general and set them in his squadron. In the squadron was his family and neighbors.

They been building a time machine so they gave it to Peter and Brian. They got back to regular Quahog and well went to the clam and got drunk missed work, and hooked up with some chick.