-1This is only my second fanfiction! Please review! I totally like love Link and Midna, but really like it seems like maybe I dunno maybe it couldn't happen because like he's kind of a fag! Anyway! There's a surprise at the end! teehee!

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Zelda paced back and forth.. she had NO idea what was wrong with Link, or why he was treating Midna this way.. He was just totally ignoring her advances, and it was tearing her apart.

Midna had found a way to repair the irrepairable mirror of twilight and she fixed it. Hot glue and duct tape even fix everything in the twilight realm. She had come to visit Zelda numerous amounts of times, and they had come to a conclusion: Link was being a faggot.

Link's hair.. his looks.. they are quite feminine.. everyone knows this. He's only cosplayed well by girls named Pikminlink, too. Regardless, or perhaps because of this, Midna loves him... enough to put a mirror back together with ducktape!!!!!!

Link paraded into Zelda's chaimbers, skipping in a fruity fashion. "Uhm.. so like.. you wanted to talk to me, Zelda?"

Zelda turned, slowly gazing her eyes upon her handsome hero. "Link, please.. I need to talk to you. How much lon lon Milk have you had this evening?"

"Only 5, I've kind of been fighting some water bug dudes... I like.. totally broke a nail though.."

"Link... Midna and I have been talking and we think you've been acting kind of like a faggot lately..."

"Wow, like, really? but I just got the medal of 'best sumo wrestler' from the Gorons!!! That couldn't possibly be true!"

"Link... about that lon-lon milk..." Zelda continued, looking at him gravely, "We've gotten data back from the labs... and it appears that there is an excess amount of estrogen found in the lon-lon milk! That would explain your current obsession with washing your hair with strawberries anyway..."

"WHAT!!! But my first cranial nerve tells me that the lon-lon milk is fine!!"

"Link... that's only for olfaction... Cranial nerve zero deals with pheremone detection!!!!!"

"Shit."

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Looks like Linky needs to do a bit of studying!!!