Author's Note- This story is based off of a real experience of a friends of my sister's boyfriend's second cousin twice removed. It was very hard for him to recover after this happened to him and he's needed much counseling, but at least it makes for good fanfiction! I wish you luck in your recovery Juan!
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The room was dark in Donatello's room except for the faint green glow and the familiar sound of a the fax machine recieving a mesage. Donatello was becoming very excited because his e-girl was getting close to sending him naked pics of herself.
He sent a fax back to her, with some raunchy lines about a bucket, a loofah and some turtle wax (haha, get it? turtle wax!) As he sat in front of him fax machine hoping for an equally raunchy reply, the door ot his room burst open! In came his two brothers, Raphael and Leonardo.
"What are you doing in this dark room all by yourself Don?" Leonardo asked him.
"Nothing!" he hastely replied.
"Nothing, eh?" Raphael said and before Donatello could stop him he had grabbed one of the previous faxes that his e-girl had sent, "Then what's this Donny? 'I just wanna rub the bald head of yours with some crisco,' sounds pretty hot."
"Hey give that back!"
"No way dude, we want in on this action."
"Hell no! This is my fine woman, not yours!"
"You mean your 800 pound, greasier than Mike's pizzas, man?"
"Shut up!"
"No way! She's a super-fly fox!"
"Then let's see a pic of this supposed woman"
"She's just about to send me one." And with that statement the fax machine began to fire up. The three brother's quickly surrounded the machine waiting for the reply which hopefully contained tits (or gtfo, you know).
But before the message had even began to print Michelangelo came bursting into the room!
"Hey guys, you won't believe what I just did! I just sent this old perv on the internet a pic of my ass after he thought I was some chick! I can't wait till he gets it! HAHAHAHA!"
And at the moment a picture of a lovely green turtle ass came bursting forth from the fax machine.
On that day the Ninja Turtle learned a very important lesson about the internet. That hot chick you meet on myspace is probably some fat old man looking for some pics of your weiner or titters. So be forewards children and never let this happen to you!
