Dihs is mai firstdtst sotyr ohn hre (bekube ett ir nyyt lollolloolololooLMFAOLOLOMFG SOFOOKINFUNNYY!) wleeh ai hpop yuyuio injaowy et! lol btw idz sout pork

dhish murnfin I wokkedn yp! 11! uuops fuoqrot touh tell you my naimei Jada skyye-baake heimers d'ash demochevank!1!1!1111!11! I qut the naim d'ash frim tehe fakkt thaht iu run rellauty fsta asnd im reallauty afledick. Yueahs I do sport there a prolem take it wiff my lawer daht my mom bught be for my birfhtsay!1111!1!11!11111!11!

welk asnyuwayu, I wok up. Just then, somehingt hapindt!11!

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MY FUON STARDET TO RENG!

I lukd aht dauh screebn. I hadve a iphone 45 its xsexy becuzes I have a b=picture of tmyslefe on it LOLOMGWTFBBQ!111!11!111111!111!111!i poked up the phdnoe.

"jelo?" I axd.

"heyy sexy" a voice red

"who this" I roared1!1!1!1111!11

"dihs is mr mimpestos,s ex I. Im gunah pht u in sout pork!11!11!11!"he chan

"LOLOMGWTFBBQ!111!11!11!" I chan back

then we chan bak ndA furf!1!11!111!

"ok go to the purtal roght odide ur haus!" he chan

I nodded and hun up.

I searched out mny wino ndA shor inuf dher whas purtal

I got dress in 5 fookin inhc hi hells ndA turn fishnests tits. I were a purple shit ndA biq buu00bs!111!ndA I were tiqht sexii skit!111!111!1111!1!

I stept owdisde ndA saw sumthin shoking on mai way to the kitchen!111!11!1111!111!111!

Itfd a clifdd hanqer :(D) now yu will e deperrs intul I poss new chpopter!

chan at meh ndA gov meh yhur opninnion!111!11!1111!1!111111!

no flams plz if u flame yhur a stuppid wendy luvr!1111! SHE STULL STAND FROM ME!

stand is muh boff rind