"Hey guys, I have a confession to make.." Chris Jericho said uneasily when him, Randy Orton, Shane McMahon and Santino Marella were sitting on the couch watching TV.
Randy gasped and said, "Are you finally saying that you're.. you know..-"
"Gay? No!" Chris cutted in.
"Actually, I was going to say fat but continue." Randy said.
"Yeah. I'd like to hear what he's going to say." Shane added.
"Just promise not to hurt me when I say it." Chris said.
"Deal." they all agreed."Well, I.." Chris said adding dramatic effect, "ate the last Skittles bag!" he said running for cover.
"YOU WHAT?" Shane shouted getting into a rage and throwing pillows and a clock at Chris.
"How could you?" Randy asked throwing a big bag of marshmallows at Chris."You guys said you wouldn't hurt me!" Chris said grabbing a stuffed unicorn for protection.
Then, I came in from over-hearing them.
"Did the Skittles taste like a rainbow?" I asked in a sweet innocent voice.
"Um.. yes?" Chris answered.
"YOU SKITTLE EATER!" I shouted in a scary, disgusted room was quiet for a while too afraid to do anything.
Then, Vince McMahon came in with grocery bags.
"Hey everyone! What's up?" he asked putting the stuff away and coming into the room.
"Chris ate the last Skittles bag!" I blurted out.
"YOU DID WHAT?" he shouted picking up Chris and spanking him in the corner of the room.
"No! Oww!" he cried."
Sir, he didn't mean to eat them all." I said in a sweet, angelic voice.
"Yeah! Hit me with a chair instead! I'd be happy if you did!" Randy said as Chris nodded agreeing.
After a few seconds, Vince swiftly turned around and shouted,"OK!"
He took a chair and started to knock Randy on the head.
"Yay!" Randy said happily.
Then, Sheamus suddenly came into the room.
"Who wants some baby bibs?" Sheamus asked.
END! :D
