Disclaimer: I don't own Soul Calibur or The Legend of Zelda. That argument is for Namco and Nintendo to settle.


Hey readers, was up. I figured that I'd entertain you guys with yet another SC fanfic. Instead of following my better judgement, I decided to make a comedy with some modern imputs. True that it isn't my normal style, but please bare with it. It is a story about love, life, and bliss after making a drunk mistake. Or was it?

The pairings are the following:

Siegfried x Sophitia

Kilik x Xianghua

Yun-Seong x Talim

Mitsurugi x Taki

Link x Cassandra

Arthur x Setsuka

Hwang x Mi-na

Raphael x Ivy

Rock &xValeria

Maxi x Lynette

Li Long x Hualin


Crazy Awakening

Yun-Seong woke up this morning with a hangover. He had tried to remember what happened last night. Then it him: He and most of the cast had a group date. He was with Talim, Hwang was with Mi-na, Raphael was with Ivy, Mitsurugi was with Taki, Kilik was with Xianghua, Link was with Cassandra, Siegfried was with Sophitia, and Arthur was with Setsuka. Maxi, Rock, and Li Long went with some friends of Sophitia's. The adopted daughters of Sophitia's ex-husband's old business partner: Cepheus. Yun-Seong had forgotten whose idea it was to go on an eleven couple date. But he did realize something.

It was that he was in bed with a still sleeping Talim. And they were both naked. That didn't really bother him. He knew that he had to have lost his virginity. So after realizing that it wasn't his room, he put his boxers back on and went to see if he could find the kitchen. He was a bit hungry after all.

When he found the kitchen, he wasn't the first one there. Hwang, Kilik, Maxi, Arthur, Siegfried, and Rock were all drinking coffee. "Where are we?" he asked them. Hwang answered, "Ivy's". At least he knew whose house he slept at. That was when the six who were drinking coffee realized something.

"Why didn't you scream when you woke up?" Maxi asked the red head.

"What do you mean?" Yun-Seong asked in confusion.

"Look at your hand."

Yun-Seong did as asked. He didn't see anything different about it, with the exception that he had a golden band on his ring finger. That was when it hit him and he screamed like a little girl does when a mouse is near. He looked at the others. They all put up hands with golden bands on their ring fingers.

"How did this happen?" he asked.

They all shrugged. Not even five seconds later, another scream was heard and a freaked out Mitsurugi came running into the kitchen. Before he could ask, the others put up hands so he could see the golden bands. The bewildered samurai had shown a small sign of relief. So he and the red headed Korean joined the others in having coffee.

After three more screams and all of them being caused by golden bands that they didn't remember, things were more quite. Raphael was the last and the one that sounded most like a girl's. It was decided that they would wait for all of the women had awaken to ask questions. But first, they needed their coffee.


I know the first chapter is short, but the second one explains all. Please review :)

And to Firestrider, This is not the FanFic I told you about. But it will come in due time.