So my parents decided to have a James Bond weekend…and when a certain sexy Scot appeared on the screen as the villain…it resulted into this.

Rumple as Bond, Belle as Dr. Jones, Regina as M, David as Charles (MI6 chief of staff, Mary Margaret as Moneypenny, Glass as Tanner, Whale as Q, Jefferson as R, Killian as Renard, Cora as Elektra, Moe as Zukovsky, mentioned Ruby as Dr. Molly (the one who gives Bond a clean bill of health).

I imagined Bobbie's look in the movie Face as a perfect James Bond type with his suit and gun and all...but another style could be his look in the movie Flood.

Thinking if I should do a full story. Let me know what you guys think!


"No, it's simply not the case." said Glass to his contact over the phone as Regina and David entered the main command center of the SB6 headquarters in Scotland. "No. Before that."

At Regina's entrance, everyone looked up and gave her a relived smile, happy to see their boss alive and well.

"Any word?" asked Regina to Sydney and the man shook his head.

"No. Still no contact." replied Glass.

"If the man doesn't want to talk to us," began Whale as he worked on the computer with Jefferson. "He won't."

"It's protocol to check-in." said David.

"When have you ever seen Rum abide by protocol?" asked Mary Margaret.

"When has he ever been 'Rum'? asked Jefferson with a raised eyebrow making Mary Margaret blush.

David looked from Jefferson to Mary Margaret. "Oh hell no…please don't tell me you too? First he gets Dr. Ruby Lucas to sign his medical and apparently Regina's secretary is also under Gold's spell."

"You mean your girlfriend," said Jefferson with a sly smile.

"If it makes you feel any better, we only did it once," said Mary Margaret, grabbing more files and trying to hide the redness of her face.

"Yeah and who makes the top of the list?" asked Whale, knowing he was part of that as well. "Come on? Me, David or Gold?"

"David of course," hissed Mary Margaret and walked away from them as she went by Regina's side.

"She answered that way too quickly," said Glass, and David glared at him as Whale and Jefferson smiled.

"Just get to your jobs Q, R." ordered David and left the two quartermasters to their devices. "Glass, your other contacts, get calling."

"Someone's a bit testy." said Whale as he continued to type on his laptop.

"I'm glad my wife stays at home," said Glass, grabbing the phone again.


"Always wanted to have Christmas in Turkey." said Gold as he clinked his champagne glass to hers.

They were sitting on the balcony of the hotel room that Gold had managed to get them. And it wasn't anything cheap either, Belle observed.

Of course Gold had said that since they came out of the day alive, they had more than enough reason to celebrate.

Earlier that day, Adam Rumford Gold, aka SB6's 007, with Dr. Isabelle Christmas French stopped a nuclear sub from destroying the whole of Istanbul. The attack was orchestrated by anarchist Killian Jones who wanted revenge on SB6 for putting a bullet in his skull, as well as revenge on Graham King, a wealthy oil tycoon, whose pipeline was situated in Turkey. But Jones wasn't working alone, Cora King, Graham's daughter and Jones' lover, wanted to take what was rightfully hers and orchestrated the death of her father so she could be the sole owner of the King pipeline. She also wanted revenge on SB6, particular on Regina.

Killian Jones had kidnapped Cora to stop King for building his pipeline. Graham, being good friends with Regina asked for help. When Jones demanded ransom for Cora, Regina told Graham not to pay it. Regina wanted to capture Jones and had sent one of her agents to stop him. But Cora had already seduced Jones to her side. Together they worked to end their two enemies and live a life of their own.

"Was that a Christmas joke?" asked Belle, as she took a sip of her wine.

Gold studied his beautiful companion. The young Australian physicist was glad it a shimmering blue dress that he wanted to rip from her body. Gold was thinking of it as revenge, it was her after all that blew his cover when they were in Russia and Gold was a few seconds from killing Jones. Belle, being her smart and observant self, researched the identity Gold was posing as and called security.

That's when things turned south. With the Russians no longer liking Jones' command of the base, Jones proceeded with his plan and stole weapons-grade plutonium.

Gold brought Belle along and reconvened with MI6 as a bomb was located in the King pipeline. Both Gold and Belle entered the pipeline to deactivate it. Belle discovered that half of the plutonium was missing and she proceeded to deactivate the rest of the bomb but Gold let it go off, destroying a large part of the pipeline, making it look like they died.

Cora then confessed to Regina her plans and kidnapped her. Gold and French proceeded to investigate further what Jones wanted with the plutonium and accosted Moe Zukovsky, a wealthy ex-KGB member turned Russian gangster. Cora paid him for the use of a nuclear submarine under the command of Zukovsky's nephew. French realized Jones and Cora's plans to use the plutonium with the submarine's nuclear reactor to create an explosion that will destroy Istanbul.

Moe brings the two to Istanbul in an attempt to save his nephew but Moe's man Gaston betrayed them and leads Cora's men to their base. Cora tortured Gold and eventually tries to kill him but he managed to kill her, and free Regina. Unfortunately Belle was brought to the submarine and Gold followed to free her and stop Jones once and for all.

And that's why they were celebrating. They were alive. They were together.

"From me? No." asked Gold as his face remained serious. "Never."

Belle smiled as she leaned in closer. "So isn't it time you unwrap your present?"

"Oh," began Gold as he also leaned in for a kiss. His hands finding their way to the zipper of her dress. "I think so."


"Look. What's that?" said Glass all of a sudden and pointed to the big monitor where their satellite feed of Istanbul was shown.

"The card." pointed out Mary Margaret. Gold had obtained a tracking device from one of the bombs Jones had stolen and it was that device that SB6 had attempted to track when it showed that Gold wasn't going to make an effort in contacting them to inform them he was alive. The card was in a car.

"He must be nearby." Glass said and this got Jefferson to scan the nearby area where the car with the tracking device was parked.

"Where?" asked Regina. She wished her agent could have just picked up the phone and contacted them. She feared the worse…that she may have just lost her best agent. One of Glass' contacts managed to see a person resembling Gold's appearance with someone matching that of Dr. French. But that sighting could have been hours before the events of the submarine explosion.

Jefferson used his programming to scan the nearby area. "It picks up body heat, so humans come out orange." explained Jefferson as the software continued its search.

"There." pointed Whale and Jefferson zoomed in. The image protected showed only one body, lying down.

"I thought you said he was with Dr. French?" asked Regina as they all watched the monitor.

"It's getting redder." observed David.

Glass, Jefferson and Whale all exchange a look as they all continue to watch. Suddenly the body shifted and another body came into view.

"007!" said Regina, slightly taken aback. She heard of her agent's sexual exploits but never really paid any attention. But seeing it transpire unnerved her to no end, especially after meeting Dr. French.

Whale walked over and pressed the ESC key on Jefferson's laptop and terminated the satellite feed. Everyone looked to him.

"Must be a premature form of the millennium bug." said Whale while Jefferson nodded and closed the laptop.

"Must be," agreed Jefferson and the two quartermasters left the command center.

"I guess it's safe to say he's alive," said Glass as Regina glared at him. "What me to organize an extraction team?"

"Why bother?" mumbled David. "Pretty sure he'll show after a day or so."

"You did see how he looked at her," hissed Glass. "We might not see him for quite some time."

Regina sighed as she leaned on the table. "David, look to see if we are in need of a nuclear physicist in SB6…I'm pretty sure Gold will want to make a deal once he returns from his vacation."


"I was wrong about you." said Gold as he laid on top of her, taking her mouth into his.

"Yeah?" asked Belle as he continued to attack her mouth. "How so?" She added in between Gold's mouth on her.

"I thought Christmas only comes once a year." Belle smiled and turned them both over. Now, she was on top.

"You just made a Christmas joke," accused Belle, picking up where they left off and attacking his lower lip. "I think I'll have to punish you for that, 007."

"You do know," began Gold but Belle stopped him with yet another kiss. "I'm trained to withstand anything."

"Let's just see about that," whispered Belle and she gave him a look that told Gold it was going to be one hell of a night for him.