A.N. Basically they (they= Dead Men, Fletcher and Tanith)have a party celebrating the end of the war (Val isn't Darquesse yet but everyone knows and she's backed into her own little corner) (everyone is alive and Remminent free, Ravel isn't a traitor) and Saracen has an idea to get people to open up a bit more about how they're feeling and at the same time cheer everyone up.

Disclaimer: Yada yada yada, all credit to those who deserve it including me because I am the genius behind the story line.

"Ok! Who wants to go first" none of the other dead men (Including Tanith) were nearly drunk enough yet to volunteer for this sort of game. Saracen sagged "Please?"

Fletcher stood up smiling and Saracen started grinning like a checher [A.N. spelling is unknown to the universe, think of the smiley cat off Alice in wonder land *Shivers* creepy] "My dear Fletcher what song will you sing for us this fine day" the dead men groaned and Valkyrie continued to stare into her un touched drink in her hands. Fletcher whispered into his ear and, un believable as it sounds, Saracen's smile grew wider. "An excellent choice" he pushed a few buttons and Fletcher grabbed the microphone with a mischievous grin that could almost match Saracen's. A back in of oh's kicked in and he started singing, surprisingly well:

You could want this
See if it fits for a bit
And if you don't like it
Then you can go like you have been
And I'll never tell, never tell how I fell for it
I never fell before

3, 2, 1, you get right up and I'm the one done
You never say yes, not quite no
Say just enough to make me not go
You choose your words,
Careful voice, in the end I'm not the first choice
You say you want someone just like me

So then why am I your plan,
Why am I your plan,
Why am I your plan B?

You know, you know you love the way I linger and,
You keep me wrapped right round your finger,
But you say, you say, just wait a little longer, and
And in time, I could be the right one
Please, I'm the B team

This could hurt some,
But if we don't never know what it's worth to ya
I saw you first,
Do ya remember?
You played it well, victim sell,
How I fell for it, I never fell before

3, 2, 1, you get right up and I'm the one done
You never say yes, not quite no
Say just enough to make me not go
You choose your words,
Careful voice, in the end I'm not the first choice
You say you want someone just like me
So then why am I your plan,
Why am I your plan,
Why am I your plan B?

You know you know you love the way I linger and,
You keep me wrapped right round your finger,
But you say, you say, just wait a little longer, and
And in time I could be the right one
Please, I'm the B team

You like to make me beg, yes you like it
You like to make me beg, you do
You like to make me beg, yes you like it
You like to make me be you do
(You just like it)
You like to make me beg, yes you like it
You like to make me beg, you do
(You just like it)
You like to make me beg, yes you like it
You like to make me beg, you do
(YOU JUST LIKE IT)
You like to make me beg, yes you like it
You like to make me beg, you do
(YOU JUST LIKE OH)
You like to make me beg, yes you like it
You like to make me beg, you do

SAY JUST ENOUGH TO MAKE ME NOT GO

OH

You know you know
You love the way I linger and,
You keep my wrapped right round your finger
But you say, you say, just wait a little longer, and
And in time I could be the right one

You know you, you love the way I linger and,
You keep my wrapped right round your finger
But you say, you say, just wait a little longer, and
And in time I could be the right one

Please I'm the B team.

Valkyrie had looked up and raised an eyebrow whilst everyone else gawked and skulduggery's jaw was hanging off, "What? my parents made me take music lessons."

A.N. Wow, Fletcher can sing! Mind. Blown.

Anyway, I've only got ideas for Val and Fletch so recommend songs, characters, couples, events and randome twists and turns.

So long, fare well, aufidusane {I forget German} good bye!

If you recognise the words from sound of music, Good on you! if you don't, SHAME ON YOU! GO WATCH IT NOW!

bye sweeties :)