Chapter 1: Budding Enemies

Sakura Kinomoto
20 July 2005
Boring Homeroom

Urgh! That stupid Syaoran! I crept out of the Royale Mansion, hoping to get an early getaway from His Royale Annoyance Syaoran Li but, of course, everything comes with a price.

"Well, well, well, if it isn't Her Royale Highness Sakura Kinomoto making her Royale Getaway. And I thought a certain somebody liked taunting the school curfew," a voice behind me rang.

I stopped dead in my tracks, huffing as I pictured him with that infamous smirk of his planted on his demented face, strutting up to me.

I turned around to face him, only to be greeted by a pair of well-built arms pinning me against the wall.

"Aww, come on," he teased with a slight whine in his voice. "Stop being such bitch and playing slutty games."

"Baka, you'd better shut your gap," I sniffed.

"Oh, God dammit. Do we have to treat each other with such civilities?"

"Yes."

"No, we do not."

"Bastard."

"Bitch."

"Son of a bitch."

"Slut."

"Gigolo."

"Whore."

"MCP."

"What?"

I knew it would've gotten him. "Male chauvinist Pig," I glinted as I remembered his Achilles heel. "Li-chan."

"Urgh! That name!" He gasped. "You are one daughter of a bastard."

"Ooh, you're cursing Elder Prince Fujitaka," I waggled a finger at him. "I'm snitching you to him. Remember, he's my father!" I darted under his arms, shirking the embarrassing situation, and left smugly with what was left of my dignity.

Dang him. So, well, I guess here I am in boring homeroom. Oops, I think Mr. Yamamoto just looked way. I'll write in during lunch.

Sakura closed her book and sighed. She picked up her pen and started on page 109.

Syaoran Li
20 July 2005
Lunch Break

I just caught Her Royale Highness Sakura Kinomoto aka Cherry Blossom Bitch making her supposed getaway from me in the morning. Ha, she needn't think she can ever run away from me. I managed to pin her against the sidewall, but she pranced off with a snide remark.

"Ooh, you're cursing Elder Prince Foujitaka. I'm snitching you to him. Remember, he's my father!"

She darted out of my grasp. Curse my demented reaction! So I didn't get to personally walk her to school after all.

I'm now thinking of any possible pranks to pull on her.

Wait a minute. Isn't that CBB? Ha, she's clanging on her locker. I'd better pay her a nice visit right about now…

Sakura banged on her locker door. "Damn, this freaking thing is stuck again."

A hand 'mysteriously' appeared in her face, pressing against the door. Her gaze followed to a smooth, tennis-tan arm.

"What do you want, Baka?" She chided.

"You need a hand here?" As she had expected, it was none other than you know who. It seemed like he never had any other thing better to do.

"No, thank you," Sakura approached ever-so-delicately. Politeness can pack as much as a punch on your nemesis, she'd learnt.

Syaoran shrugged and lifted his hand off the locker. "Suit yourself."

Sakura tugged and yanked at the locker handle, but it wouldn't budge.

"Stupid-" Tug. "Butt-" Pull. "Sucking-" Kick. "Cliché!" She heaved a heavy sigh of defeat. Staring coldly at Syaoran, she caved in. "Fine. Help me open it."

He smirked in triumph. "I knew it," he muttered. All it took was for him to pull the handle. The locker swung open.

Sakura Kino.
20 July 2005
Calculus- Madame Fotusakii is absent!

I can't believe it! All it took was just one pull on the locker handle- just one utterly miserable pull- and the door swung open. Urgh!

My heart kinda sank in defeat. Urgh! My dignity level has hit rock bottom. And on the verge of omitting negative.

Oh, joy.

Well, anyways, I grabbed my calculus book (looks like all the humiliation was redundant+!?&©®!) and whatever I needed for the rest of the day and shut the door.

"Thanks, I muttered, but rather un-thankfully. I trudged past him, purposely knocking into his elbow. The book in his hand fell open.

"Ooh, what do we have here?" I cheeped in delight as I bent down to pick it up. He beat me to it. "It's a journal!" I squealed tauntingly. "Li Syaoran keeps a journal!" It didn't exactly matter that I didn't get to read it. I hadn't expected anything interesting to come outta it.

"Oh, no you don't." He brushed the 'contaminated' cover of the journal that came in contact with the floor.

I smirked, I know what you're hiding, and strutted away.

Pranks. I need pranks. Something to do with… Glue.

Ha! I've got it!

Syaoran Li
20 July 2005
Biology

It's Biology. And the next lesson being Life Sciences.

Two whole sickly periods with Cherry Blossom Bitch. Oh, joy.

I'd be in a mood to play a few pranks on her if it weren't for the retarded fact that my journal almost fell into the evil clutches of the biggest bitch and my largest, most scheming arch-enemy in town.

Something happened back there. Like I was too protective over my journal. Not like there was anything about her to hide, except for the whole fact about Cherry Blossom Bitch, etc etc. But that's just the point. It was like I couldn't bear having Sakura know I call her CBB, lest she gets emotionally hurt…

But whatever. The least she would've done was to shoot a few vulgarities back at me, and probably make the rest of my life miserable as long as I live. But there was just something…

Oh crap, 5 minutes to the bell and I've got to pack.

Life Sciences sucks.

Sakura enjoyed Life Sciences. Well, actually, the first few minutes were the best. She arrived at C2-14 earlier than usual, and got down to business.

The teacher, Miss Hamilton, came in with a surprised yet pleased smile on her face. "Oh, Your Highness, you are certainly early today."

Sakura sat at her seat, innocent as an angel. Miss Hamilton was so oblivious to the devious side of Sakura!

Soon, students started filing in. She directed her gaze intently at the door. Tomoyo came in and sat next to her. "Hiya Kura."

"Hi back atcha," she replied hastily, and returned her gaze to the entrance.

Eriol walked in. The girls sighed. Tomoyo blushed.

Finally, after about 5 l-o-n-g minutes, Syaoran walked in, surrounded by a entourage of his beloved whores. He didn't seem to be in a good mood.

"Just the right temperament," chuckled Sakura evilly, rubbing her hands in secrecy.

"Whatcha up to, Kura?" Asked Tomoyo inquisitively. She hated not knowing.

"Oh, Tomo, just you watch…" She snickered eagerly.

Sakura grinned as Syaoran walked past her to his seat. "Hiya, Li-chan!"

He clenched his teeth and plopped down on his chair diagonally behind them.

Sakura and Tomoyo heard a squish in the distance. They sniggered.

"Oh, so that's whatcha up to…" Tomoyo laughed in an undertone. "You are so devilish, Kura."

"I know," she nodded in response. "I know."

Throughout the lesson, Sakura listened to Miss Hamilton 'attentively', acting like an innocent little angel.

The bell finally rang. Everyone shoved out of their chairs.

The devious duo started to count silently. "3, 2, 1…"

"EEEEEEEAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!"

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