"Woof!"

"So would you like to apply for a mortgage sir?"

"Woof woof!"

"Oh, you would like to ask your wife first, that's fine sir."

"Arf!"

"Woof bark woof"

"Arf arf ARF!"

"Woof arf"

"Okey sir, then if you would just place your signature here and initial here"

"Woof!!"

"Thank you sir, I'm glad to have been able to help you today."