A/N: this was a challenge/request issued to me by Annjirika who thought that Riku/Tinkerbell was extremely cute. I agree with her and here is my little drabbleshot to show it.
Disclaimer: I do not own Kingdom Hearts
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Riku sat in the captain's cabin of Hook's ship brooding. Why did Sora have to come and ruin everything? Even though Hook had been blamed ultimately for the screw up and for letting Peter Pan escape, Maleficent hadn't been too kind upon him either. He had been ordered to clean up Hook's stupid ship and make sure that there were no more people being contained in some sort of sick, twisted humor, though he doubted that Maleficent really cared about how they were being detained, probably more so that it was expending her energy and forces to do so.
Stupid ship.
Stupid Sora.
Stupid Captain Hook.
Stupid Maleficent.
Stupid Heartless.
A little ball of light buzzed in front of Riku's eyes, bobbing up and down.
What the hell?
Riku leaned forward to get a closer look at whatever the bug-like thing was before he decided what action to take. He couldn't really see anything more than a glowing ball of light. He got closer until he and the ball of light were almost touching.
A tiny, naked female with wings sprouting out of her back stared back at him defiantly. Riku blinked before smirking. The little fairy-like thing was obviously uncomfortable with him staring at her. She flew up to him and kicked him in the eye with strength surprising for someone of her size and harrumphed.
He sat there for a second but then...
"OW! What the fucking hell did you do that for?"
"Hmph!" came a voice from the tiny ball of light.
Tears streamed from the kicked eye as he held his hand over it and squeezed the eye shut. Damn... that had hurt!
"You're sitting on my clothes you moron!" the tiny voice yelled.
What? He was sitting on her...
Riku stood up to look underneath him and sure enough there was a little green dress, a loincloth and a tiny little wand. The little fairy zoomed to the clothes and threw them on quickly to avoid more embarrassment. He sniggered at her apparent discomfort. It was quite hilarious if he did say so himself.
She flew up to him fully dressed and poked him hard in the nose with the pointy star of her wand.
"OW!" he cried.
"Sicko!"
With that she flew off through the door, her nose held high.
Today was not his day...
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A/N: How did you like it? It was fun to write. I hope that you people like it too. Well...
Review please!
