This story is written by: Kauket blue dragon, Seto-Kaiba Red Archery Girl and myself, PharohYamiDuke.

Kuk is what we call Yami Malik.

Kauket=Kauket blue dragon.

SK is Seto-Kaiba RAG

And Kuribo is me, PharohYamiDuke AKA Yami's Kuribo ^_^



The story begins when Kauket decides to have a party.



Kuribo: OKAY! *Gets up and dances with Yami.*

SK: ""Talks to Seto*"

Kauket: WEE!!!! *gets Kuk and trys to dance with him-he trys to get away*

Kauket: nope your not going anywhere! *puts cuffs on his legs*fixed!

Kuk: HELP!

Kauket: *continues dancing*

Kuk: I know I was bad in the past but I can change!!!!..........

I think...but that's not the point!!!

Kauket: *continues happly*^_^

Yami: "You know this is weird back in egypt we..."

Kuribo: Can't we just have FUNNNNNNNN?

Seto: I think those people out there dancing are insane, don't you?"

SK: "Yes, I do."

Seto: "It's funny to think Yami is my greatest opponent, and he's out there dancing and talking about Egypt."

Kuk: AHHHHHHHH!!!!! *makes a weak atemp to jump away,fails falling on his feet*

Kauket: Aww,...he's hurt!! *picks Kuk back up and dances*

Kuk:~_~'

Yami: "Can't we just dance like normal people?"

Kuribo: "That's what we are doing!" *grabs Yami and tosses him accross the room*

Seto: You know? This party really doesn't seem like my type. *ducks as Yami comes flying by*

SK: "I see what you mean"

Kuk: *makes an other weak jump, succeeds* Alright!!

Kauket: Come back here!! *grabs Kuk*

Kuk: NO!!!

*Yami gets back on his feet*

Kauket:*cuddles Kuk*

Kuk: I'm not made for cuddling!!help me!!

Kuribo: "YAY! let's do that again!"

Seto: "I'm getting out of here before someone tries to throw or cuddle me"

SK: Yeah...me too.

Kuribo: Kaiba what your leaving?

Kuk: WAIT!!DON'T GO!!!HELP ME FIRST!!!

Kuribo: "I don't think so!" *grabs Kaiba back into the room*

Kauket: He don't need help! *cuddles him more*

Seto: "Let go of me, fluff-ball!"

Kuribo: "I'm more than a mear fluff-ball!" *bites Kaiba*

Seto: "YOW! LET GO!"

Kauket:*continues here cuddling*

Kuk:*starts choking*

Seto throws Kuribo at Kuk and Kauket*

Kuribo: "Sorry Kauket! Kaiba get back HERE!"

Kuk: *makes a getta away*

Kauket: NOOOOOOOOO!! *chases Kuk*

Yami: "I've got a shot...."

Yami: "I'm taking it!"

*starts for the door."

Kuk: NO!!DON'T!!!PLEASE!!

Seto: "I think now we ought to call 9-1-1."

Kuk: *smashes into Yami and trys to get out the door*

Yami Bakura: "Hm...good thing I cut the phone line."

SK: "You idiot!"

Yami: "Watch it Yami Malik!"

Seto: "This is insane!"

SK: "Oh yeah. "

Kauket:*Smashes into Kuk and knocks him into the ground*MINE!!!!!!

Kuk:NOOOOO!!

Yami Bakura: "Lets cut the power lines too."

SK: *tackles Yami Bakura* "Oh no you don't!"

Seto: *takes out cell-phone*

Kuk: Yeah!!!Then I can make a getta away!!

Kauket:*holds on to Kuk tighter*

Kuk:*chokes*

Malik: "No way Seto this is a FUN party and your not ruining it!"

Kuribo: "I kinda feel sorry for Kuk."

*sees Yami heading out."

Kuribo: "NO WAY!!!!!!" *chases him."

Kuk:FINE!!I'll just stand here and let her cuddle me

Yami Bakura: "MUHAHAHAHA! Kuk you look really funny!"

Kuk:*stands there eyes closed in anger*I might as well go to sleep to!!

Yami Bakura: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHa!!"

Kauket:*continues*AW!!isn't he cute when he's angry?

Seto: "You're nuts"

SK: "So is nearly everyone else here."

Malik: "How come Kauket like my Yami better than me?"

Kuk:*puts his head on Kauket's shoulders and sleeps,mumbles*

Kauket: Cause he's funny!

Malik: "And I'm not? I looked funny with moter cycle gogles on didn't I?"

Seto: "You look funny right now."

SK:

Kauket: watch this!it's funnyer when I do this to'em!!

Kuk:*eyes pop open*oh no....

Malik:

Kauket:*takes some steps back*

Kuk:*whimpers standing there*

Kauket:*runds dodging at Kuk and flips in the air qraping herself in his cloak making him do a flip too*

Kuk: ARGH!!!

Malik: That is funny!

Kuk:*lands on his back twitching*ow,......

Kauket:*lands on her feet*ta da!!

Yami Bakura: *claps* Your a natural comedian!

Kauket^_^ i know

Kuk:*still lays there*help.....

Kuribo: "Yami lets try that!"

Yami: "No help me!"

Kuk: Ha!!now you get to see and feel what it's like!

Seto: You'd better not try that on me. *Yami lands in the soda chest*

Yami: Ah! COld...cold...pain...

Kuribo: That was fun! lets do it again!

Yami Bakura: *Claps harder* "This is so fun! Just let Yami's own monster kill him!"

Kauket:0.0 I gotta go pee!!!! where's the potty?!?!

SK: "This is getting WAY outta hand!"

Kuk: *sneaks out the door *he he...

Kauket: *jumps up and down* Hurry!!!

Kuribo: "YAY!" *Yami lands in the cakes*

Yami Bakura: *blocks Yami Malik* "No you don't"

Yami Bakura: *laughs* "This party is only just starting, hee hee."

Kuk: *almost makes it to the door*

Kauket: Kuk!!! Don't go!!! *grabs Kuk who screams*

Yami Bakura: "YAY!! This is just awesome just awsome!"

Miho: *Grabs Yami Bakura* Bakura! Let's dance!" *squeezes him*

Yami Bakura: "AHHHH!!!"

Kuk:*laughs*your turn!!!!!!!

Yami Bakura: "AAHH!!!! Not funny!"

Miho: "Aww...aren't you having fun, Bakura-kun?"

Yami Bakura: "I was, two minutes ago. Before YOU showed up."

Yami: "Kuribo I am a mess!"

Kuribo: "That's okay here's some punch." *spills punch on Yami.*

Kuribo: "See no more cake on you."

Yami: "Yeah but now I am all wet!"

Kauket: *runs back in* That felt better!! *sighs*

Kuk: *looks around, sneaks out again*

Malik: "Hey if you are leaving can I have your girl?"

Malik: "PLEASE??"

Kuk:0.0

Seto: "This is madness"

Kuk: Hmm,...she's the only one i know that likes me...hmmmm

Seto: " I just hope that Miho girl stays content with Yami Bakura."

*shudders*

Kauket: *smriks* hey Miho!!! Seto's here!!!!!!!

Malik: "C'mon! don't be a hog!"

Miho: "SETO??" *runs over a grabs him*

Seto: *moans* "Oh...no..."

Kauket: *laughs*

Kuk: Okay!

SK: *tries to pry Miho away from Seto* "Quit that, would you?!"

Miho: "But he's my 2nd boyfriend."

SK and Seto: 0_0

Kauket: 0.0 you have two boyfriends?!?!

Kuk:............As long as i'm not the 3rd.....

Miho: "Yes, Bakura, then Seto, and then if no one else is around, Tristan."

Miho: "And Malik is cute, but his Yami is cuter."

Kuk: NO!!!!

Malik: *cries* No one likes me!!!"

Kuk: I'm not cute!!! he's cuter!!! *points to Malik*

Malik: "YEAH THAT IS SOO RIGHT!!!"

Kauket: Ah, there there Malik. I like you *gives Malik a hug*

Malik: YAY!! thanks!

Miho: "Your okay...but...*runs to kuk* Can I be your girlfriend?"

Kuk: *backs away* No!!!

Kuk: Stay away!! girls are scarey!!

Kauket: He's mine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yami Bakura: "Of course you can be Kuk's girlfriend he loves you."

Miho: "REALLY? YAY!!! "

Kuk: No I don't!!!!!! Shut up Yami Bakura!!!!!!!!!

Seto: *whew* Just don't mention me"

Kauket: GET SETO!!!KUK'S MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yami Bakura: Sorry, Yami Malik. I just had to."

Miho: "Yay! Seto!"

Miho: "I want them all!"

Kuk: Get Yami Bakura!!!!He likes you too!!!!!!!!!

Miho: "Pulls YB and Seto into group hug."

Kauket: MINE!!!!!!!! *grabs Kuk and doesn't let go*

Kuk:*is being squezzed to hard* help.........

Kuribo: *turns music on and up to FULLL BLLLASST!*

Yami: "NO! Ow! aw my ears!"

Seto: *attempts to cover ears* Let GO WOMAN!"

Kauket: ALRIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!

Kuk: *covers his ears* TURN IT DOWN!!!!!

SK: "Yeah, lay off, Miho! And lay off the Music Kuribo!!!"

Kuribo: "Let's order a rock band!"

Kauket: *squeezes harder* mine ^_^OKAY!!

Kuk: *sucks up for air* help!

Kuribo: "Why isn't the phone working?"

Yami Bakura: "Because...*tries to get air* I cut...eh eh the lines!" *is totally out of breath*

Kuk: Hey!! People! who arn't being squeezed to death!! help!!!!!!!!

Kauket:*huggles Kuk more*

Yami: "Okay." *starts to walk over*

Kuribo: "NO way! Come back here!" *grabs Seto's cell phone and quickly calls the band then chases Yami again*

Kauket: *Tries to shoo Yami away*

Kuk: NO!!HELP!!

Kuribo: "oh c'mon Yami let's do another flip!"

Kuk: *whines* Help!!! *kicks his feet*

Yami Bakura: "LET GO OF ME!"

Kauket: Awwww,...isn't he adoriable?!*cuddles him more*

Malik: " *cries* My Yami isn't that cute!"

Kauket: Okay, *cuddles Malik too*

Malik: "YAY!!!"

Kuk: *continues* help!!!

*Miho lets go of Seto and YB and runs to Yami Malik*

Miho: "Let me have him!"

Kuk: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kauket: *sniffs* okay.....*hands over Kuk who has a worried face, light sob*

Miho: "YAY!!" I GOT the best guy here!"

Malik: "He's not the best I am!"

Malik: At least Kauket likes me!"

Kuk: *whines*

Kauket: *cuddles Malik* Because you look half like him!!

Malik: "AWWW!"

Miho: "look Kuk the band is here."

Kuk:................................................................

Kuribo: Please play as loud as possible!"

Kauket: *head pops up* which band?!

Kuribo: "Kauket, it's Evanescense."

Kauket: ALRIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*squeezes Malik too hard*

Malik: "You know I'm not sure I like this anymore."

Kuk: See how it feels...

Malik: "Yeah. ow."

Malik: "Kuk wants you."

Kauket: Let's dance!!!!!!!!!! *dances*

Kuk: Good thing it's not me anymore, your about to get it worse....

Kuk: No!! Don't get me!!!

Malik: :'(

Miho: "You said he was mine!"

Kauket: *continues dancing* isn't this fun?!

Malik: Sort of."

Kuribo: "YEAH THAT'S WHAT I CALL MUSIC!!!

Kauket: *stops* ack! your no fun!! *snacthes Kuk back* He's more fun cause he pouts about it!!!

Kuk: NO!!!!!!!!

Yami: "IT'S KINDA LOUD IT'S IT?"

Kauket: I GUESS SO!!!!TURN DOWN ONE!!

Miho: NO NO NO NONONONONOOOOOOOO you don't!"

Kauket: MINE!!!!!!!!! *grabs Kuk and runs*

Miho: "He's mine!!!!"

*grabs an arm*

Kauket: NO HE'S NOT!!!! *grabs the other arm* MINE!!!MALIK HELP ME!!!

Malik: "no! your not fun!"

Kuk: ANYONE HELP ME!!!!!MY ARMS ARE ABOUT TO BE RIPED OFF********

Miho: "Don't worry Kuk I'll save you from HER!"

Kauket: *sobs as she pulls on Kuk's arm*

Kuk: Help!!!!

Yami Bakura: "HAHAHAH!!!"

YB: this is good party again!"

YB: *snip* there goes the electricity! HAHAHA!!!

Kauket: GET Y/BAKURA!!!HE SAYS HE LOVES AND WANTS TO MARRY YOU!!!! *sobs again pulling on Kuk's arm*

Kuk: MY ARM!!!!HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kuk: I wanna keep my arms!!!!

Miho: "But Kuk is just sooo cute!" *almost snaps the arm in half*

Kuk: *eyes flash open* OW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HELP!!!!!!!

Malik: "No you are mean!"

Kauket: But he wants to marry you!!!!

*ponits to Yami Bakura and sobs*

Kuk: I'll do anything!!!

YB: WHAT??

Miho: *let's go of KUK* *eyes brim with tears* You do?"

Miho: "Okay lets get married!"

Kauket: *smatches Kuk kisses him all over on the ground*

Kuk: ewwwwwwwwwwwww...

YB: "W.....WHAT??"

Seto: "Ick...this is getting scary. I'm leaving!"

SK: Me too!

Kauket: *lays on top of him and won't get off,snarls* mine!!!

Kuk: help!!!

Yami: "Kuribo you've thrown me enough please let's sit down!"

Kuribo: "Not yet Yami!"

Kuk: help......please....

Kauket: *continues kissing Kuk all over his face*

Kuk: *spits and such* yuck!!

Miho: What should I wear to the wedding?

YB: "Bandages lots of them."

Miho: *snaps out of imagination world* "huh? why?"

YB: "It may be your last party"

Miho: "I don't like the sound of that..."

Kauket: *wraps he legs around Kuk's waist and arms around his neck* mine!!! *won't let go*

Malik: "NOT fair!!!"

Kuk: *slowly stands up* I have a leech on me.......

Yami Bakura: "Yep but not a bride."

Kuk: *Tries to pull off Kauket-she won't let go*................

Kauket: *holds on to dear life - sleeps there* mine.......zzzzzzzzz

Malik: "PLEASE STOP I'm SOOO jealous!"

Miho: "Well, I have to go home now sweetie, but I will plan the wedding tomorrow, ok?" *flutters lashes*

Yami Bakura: *as Miho leaves* "Good ridiance"

Malik: "WAIT!!!"

Malik: "Marry me Miho!"

Kuk: *stands there, tries to poke her off, no change*

*Kuribo multiplies and goes to hug YAMI.*

Yami: "NOO! YOU'LL SELF DESTRUCT!!!"

*explosion*

Kuk: *watches laughs*

Malik: *cries*

Kauket: *still holds on sleeping*

Kuk: *turns to Malik* You sure you wanna her?

Malik: Uh....not her got any other girls?"

Kauket: *hears Malik*

Yami: *weakly stands and coughs* "There's always Mai and Tea and Serenity"

Kauket: :'(

Malik: ooh! I'm sorry!

Kauket: My feelings are hurt!!!

Malik: Kuk comfort her!"

Kuk: Ah! Look what you did!! There goes my shirt!!

Kuribo: Cup of Tea, anyone?"

*actual drink, not Tea the girl"

Kauket: *light sob, rubs her eyes* Is it hot?

*sob*

Yami: let's watch a movie!

Kuk: A action movie?

Yami Bakura: *looks around* Guess SK and Seto escaped. Drat."

Yami Bakura: How about Dracula?"

Yami: uh... You guys would probably like romance right?"

Kuk: I guess.

Kuribo: care bears?

Kauket: *looks at the hot tea, smriks*

Kuk: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Yami Bakura: The WHAT?

Kuribo: -_- Care Bears. They're cute.

like me.

YB: You cute? your a dark fiend!"

Kauket: *grabs hot tea and throws it on Malik* That's what you get for saying what you did earlier!!!

Kuk: There goes my shirt....

*looks at his soaked shirt*

Kuk: -_-'

Malik: OWOWOW!"

Kauket:

Kuribo: SOOO what movie?

Yami: uh...

Kuk: Um,...*looks at TV* I dunno...

Kauket: *cries herself to sleep*

Yami: uh...

Kuk: *looks down to see Kauket asleep* Okay, help me get her off while she's still sleeping.

Yami Bakura: *sticks tape in* lets watch this I'm not sure what it is but oh well.

Kuk: Will some one help!!! *points to Kauket whose still locked onto him*

Malik: "NEVER!!!"

Kuribo: Who wants popcorn?"

Kuk: WHY?!??!

Kauket: zzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Yami: "Kauket really snores wake her up!"

Kuk: No, then she'll squeeze me.....

Kuribo: NO TALKING ABOUT snoring during the movie!"

Malik: wake her up!"

Kuk: Can you help me out? your a nice guy! unlike him *points at Malik*

Yami Bakura: Are you talking to me? if so ME NICE YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME!!!!"

YB: I am evil like this weird tape!"

Kuk: NOT YOU!!!!HIM*points to yami*

Yami: "Oh alright."

Kuk: Thanks^_^

Yami: Mam you are being very annoying to mr....mr....uh what's your name?

Kauket: Kauket.

Kuk: Me?

Yami: Yes you!"

Kuk: Kuk!!!

Yami: oh. To Mr. Kuk so would you kindly let go of him?"

Kauket: *doesn't listen and holds on tighter*

Kuk: Your too nice, tear her off of me.

Yami: but that is so mean."

Kuk: Well,...do it in a kind way.

Yami: *grabs Kuaket's back and pulls gentally*

Kauket: *holds on* Nooooo.....*sobs*

Yami uh...she won't come off.

Yami: hm...

Kuk: A little harder.....

YB: oh I'm sending her to the shadow realm!"

Kauket: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!*screams and holds on tighter*

YB: starts to use power*

Kauket: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO*continues then smashes YB in the wall*NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Kuk: Hey she's off!!! It worked!!!!!!!!!!

YB: Ow *uses power on the band* oops.

Kauket: *still screams no*

Kuk: *smacks Kauket's head* You can stop!

YB: Stop your screaming it was only the band!"

Kauket: *whimpers instead*

Kuribo: "Here's the popcorn!"

Kauket: *tries to crawl back on Kuk who pushes her away* No one loves me!!!

Malik: Your nice.

Kauket: Fine!! I'll just get Yami!!! He has the same hairstyle!!! *grabs hold of Yami*

Kuk:........your turn.

Yami: "No please I hate you let go!"

Kauket: *sobs*

Yami Bakura: You're so sweet, Yami"

Kauket: Your evil, cruel and MEAN!!!! *sobs more*

Kauket: Just pure evil!!!!!!! evil!!!!!!!! *sobs*

Kuribo: HEY!!! He is the BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BESTBEST BEST BEST BEST BESTBEST BEST BEST BEST BESTBEST BEST BEST BEST BESTBEST BEST BEST BEST BESTBEST BEST BEST BEST BESTBEST BEST BEST BEST BESTBEST BEST BEST BEST BESTBEST BEST BEST BEST BESTBEST BEST BEST BEST BESTBEST BEST BEST BEST BESTBEST BEST BEST BEST BESTBEST BEST BEST BEST BESTBEST BEST BEST BEST BESTBEST BEST BEST BEST BESTBEST BEST

Kauket: *soaks Yami's shirt with tears* MEAN!!! AND CRUEL!!!!

Kuk:..............*watches*............

Yami: I apologize mam! I'm SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Sorry!

Kauket: *sobs more* No your not!!!

Yami: Forgive me please!!!!!!!!

Kauket: Meanie!!!! *bangs his shoulders*

Yami: I really am!

Yami: Believe me please!

Kauket: Even Kuk's nicer than you!!!!! *hits his shoulders again*

Kuk: That's hard to belive....

Yami: Ow! then take him he really loves you anyway!

Yami thinks: A little lie isn't bad.

Kauket: *slides down to Yami's feet sobing*

Kuribo: YAMI IS MINE NOW GET OFF HIS FEET!

Kauket: Fine! *Kicks Yami's shin as hard as she can* MEANIE!!YOUR SO EVIL!!! *sobs over to Y/Bakura* he's nicer than you!! *sobs on YB shoulders*

Kuk: his turn

YB: Fine stay there! but just stop crying!

Kauket: Fine!!!! *whimpers*

YB: Thank you very much. YB thinks: not!

What will happen now? Will the police arrest Kuribo for playing the music too loud? Will Kauket ever forgive Yami? Will SK and Seto ever return? Will the power come back on? --SK

Review, and find out in Chapter 2!