FMA Dare Show Thing
A/N: Well... I've decided to make a dare show thingy! Inspired by Lexxa and Kenza. Man I love you guys! Let's start!
New: Hello! Welcome to FMA Dare Show Thing!
Edward: Who the heck are you? *points at New*
New: Who the heck am I? I am New Edward Elric, I am New!
Edward: Alright...
Alphonse: Umm... New?
New: Yes Al?
Alphonse: How do you know who we are?
New: I'll tell you later... I just don't feel like explaining fanfiction to you right now.
Edward: Okay... So what are we suppose to do here?
New: Oh, that's easy... My precious reviewers are going to dare you to do stuff.
Edward: What?! Now way am I going to let you do that!
New: Oh but you will Edward. Do you really want to go in there? *points towards giant cage with fabric covering it*
Edward: Umm... No not really.
New: Then you'll do as Sandy and I please.
Al: Who's Sandy?
New: Sandy's my co-host.
Al: Where is she then?
New: ... I don't have a clue... Oh wait I locked her in the closet! Must go get her out! Stay. *runs to another room*
Edward: Okay Al, we're getting out of here while we have the chance. *grabs Al and starts running towards the door*
New: Oh no you don't! *throws sword made of ice that just misses Ed and Al*
Edward: Man that was way to close.
Alphonse: Let's just try staying for a little brother.
Edward: Alright Al.
Sandy: *comes running in the room hitting New* Good! Now we can move onto the rules!
New: Rule 1!
Sandy: No yaoi or yuri! We will have no part of it!
New: Rule 2!
Sandy: Keep things on a T rated level please.
New: Rule 3!
Sandy: What's rule 3 again?
New: *sighs* You forgot already?
Sandy: You never told me I'm just making these up as we go along.
New: Oh... Didn't know that. Okay... Rule 3, dares are only for Brotherhood and manga people's.
Sandy: I think that's it. Umm... Rule 4, no swearing. I'm sorry people's. Please.
New: Okay now Ed get your lazy but over here!
Edward: No! I refuse.
New: Okay then... *sighs and lifts Ed over her head* You're going in the cage.
Edward: How are you so strong?
New: No clue... *stares off into space*
Sandy: Ed be prepared for this.
Edward: *snickers* Nothing that bad could happen to me.
Roy: You sure about that Fullmetal?
Alphonse: When did you get here Colonel?
Roy: I have no clue... *stares off into space*
Sandy: Roy snap out of it!
Roy: What? Snap? *snaps his fingers*
Edward: *bursts into flames* THAT HURTS! SET IT OUT!
New: No! Fire! *throws Ed into fish pond*
Sandy: *has a confused look on her face* When did we get a fish pond?
New: When didn't we get a fish pond?
Sandy: Okay...
Roy: So who are these people?
Alphonse: Brother and I just met them. One's named New and the others named Sandy.
Roy: So who's the one who threw Fullmetal in the fish pond?
Alphonse: That one's New.
Roy: New!
New: *looks up from Ed in the fish pond* What do you want?
Roy: How the heck did we get here?!
Sandy: Through her amazing powers.
Roy: What sort of powers?
New: All will be explained later Roy.
Edward: *gets out of fish pond* I'm going to kill you!
New: NO. Only reviewers are allowed to kill.
Alphonse: Wait. We might die?!
Sandy: If the reviewers want it, yes.
New: Don't worry! I'm able to bring you back! Ok... Who wants to do it?
Everyone: Do what?
New: Say, "REVIEW!"
Edward: You just said it though.
New: Gah. Ok, so review.
