FMA Dare Show Thing

A/N: Well... I've decided to make a dare show thingy! Inspired by Lexxa and Kenza. Man I love you guys! Let's start!

New: Hello! Welcome to FMA Dare Show Thing!

Edward: Who the heck are you? *points at New*

New: Who the heck am I? I am New Edward Elric, I am New!

Edward: Alright...

Alphonse: Umm... New?

New: Yes Al?

Alphonse: How do you know who we are?

New: I'll tell you later... I just don't feel like explaining fanfiction to you right now.

Edward: Okay... So what are we suppose to do here?

New: Oh, that's easy... My precious reviewers are going to dare you to do stuff.

Edward: What?! Now way am I going to let you do that!

New: Oh but you will Edward. Do you really want to go in there? *points towards giant cage with fabric covering it*

Edward: Umm... No not really.

New: Then you'll do as Sandy and I please.

Al: Who's Sandy?

New: Sandy's my co-host.

Al: Where is she then?

New: ... I don't have a clue... Oh wait I locked her in the closet! Must go get her out! Stay. *runs to another room*

Edward: Okay Al, we're getting out of here while we have the chance. *grabs Al and starts running towards the door*

New: Oh no you don't! *throws sword made of ice that just misses Ed and Al*

Edward: Man that was way to close.

Alphonse: Let's just try staying for a little brother.

Edward: Alright Al.

Sandy: *comes running in the room hitting New* Good! Now we can move onto the rules!

New: Rule 1!

Sandy: No yaoi or yuri! We will have no part of it!

New: Rule 2!

Sandy: Keep things on a T rated level please.

New: Rule 3!

Sandy: What's rule 3 again?

New: *sighs* You forgot already?

Sandy: You never told me I'm just making these up as we go along.

New: Oh... Didn't know that. Okay... Rule 3, dares are only for Brotherhood and manga people's.

Sandy: I think that's it. Umm... Rule 4, no swearing. I'm sorry people's. Please.

New: Okay now Ed get your lazy but over here!

Edward: No! I refuse.

New: Okay then... *sighs and lifts Ed over her head* You're going in the cage.

Edward: How are you so strong?

New: No clue... *stares off into space*

Sandy: Ed be prepared for this.

Edward: *snickers* Nothing that bad could happen to me.

Roy: You sure about that Fullmetal?

Alphonse: When did you get here Colonel?

Roy: I have no clue... *stares off into space*

Sandy: Roy snap out of it!

Roy: What? Snap? *snaps his fingers*

Edward: *bursts into flames* THAT HURTS! SET IT OUT!

New: No! Fire! *throws Ed into fish pond*

Sandy: *has a confused look on her face* When did we get a fish pond?

New: When didn't we get a fish pond?

Sandy: Okay...

Roy: So who are these people?

Alphonse: Brother and I just met them. One's named New and the others named Sandy.

Roy: So who's the one who threw Fullmetal in the fish pond?

Alphonse: That one's New.

Roy: New!

New: *looks up from Ed in the fish pond* What do you want?

Roy: How the heck did we get here?!

Sandy: Through her amazing powers.

Roy: What sort of powers?

New: All will be explained later Roy.

Edward: *gets out of fish pond* I'm going to kill you!

New: NO. Only reviewers are allowed to kill.

Alphonse: Wait. We might die?!

Sandy: If the reviewers want it, yes.

New: Don't worry! I'm able to bring you back! Ok... Who wants to do it?

Everyone: Do what?

New: Say, "REVIEW!"

Edward: You just said it though.

New: Gah. Ok, so review.