Disclaimer I do not and shall never own Man though I wish I did :'(

Me: Kanda, Lavi, Allen, and I get to play YAY!

Kanda: Who are you and how do you know me?

Me: Kanda don't pull out your sword I only want to play!

Lavi: I'm in!

Millennium Earl's mansion:

"Ren it's time to wake up now… you don't want to keep the Earl waiting do you?" I heard Road outside my door. " I got up and walked to my closet taking out a short white and black goth lolli dress and a pair of black leather shoes, opening the door to see Road and Tyki standing in the hall waiting. "Shall we go then." I asked as I was already a few feet ahead of them in the hall walking towards the dining room. As we entered my facial expression remained stoic and uninterested as I sat next to David (the hottest guy ever). "So Ren you finally woke up?" Jasdero said as he wrote five's on the table. The Earl cleared his throat to speak. "Now, now Jasdero please don't be so mean to my precious granddaughter, Ren I have a task for you." My ears perked up. "I want you to infiltrate the Black Cross. You were the only member of the Noah Clan that is able to accommodate innocence, also the only one born to look naturally like a human without having to use a disguise." I looked at him no emotion. "Grandfather has never sent me on a mission before, and I have never once used my innocence. Shall I find a general, and have him take me in? Or shall I go up to the headquarters?" I looked at him my head cocked to the side, as I held David's hand under the table.

"Now my pet, you have to figure that out on your own, this is a test to see if you are capable of completing more advanced missions." The Earl got up and started walking towards his phone room. "One, more thing before you go grandfather, can I bring David with me he is the most fun toy." "No my dear the exorcists have already seen David on both his forms they would spot him immediately, this should keep you busy for a while, so please be careful. No akuma knows what you look like, so it will be like your and actual exorcist. The Noah clan will try to hold attacks off of you but it will not be a hundred percent. Now go and have fun." With that he left. "Ren no fair you get to have all the fun!" Road yelled as we made our way back to the bedrooms. "Well Road you would be on this mission but you showed yourself to Allen Walker, if he saw you he would kill you. Now I have to go find a General of the Cross. "I got into my room and laid down in my bed and used my abilities to find the perfect target, General Tiedoll. Grabbing my suitcase and packed the essentials clothes, brush, and toiletries walking towards the door David stopped me. "Ren please be careful I don't want you to get to hurt and save some exorcist for my alright?" He was inches from me now I could almost feel his breath on my lips. "Now, now David please be patient, you will have your turn soon, just wait till I get back." Giving him a kiss I jumped out the door teleporting myself to around four miles from the good General.

Kanda POV: (cuz at this point in the story Kanda is traveling with the general)

A few miles ahead I sensed something that just appeared getting my sword out I stood ready to attack any akuma that came our way. As we approached we saw a girl being chased by several akuma. I was about to intervene but innocence activated and destroyed them, was she an exorcist? "Well seems we have found a new exorcist to join the ranks." The general walked up to her. "Now my girl do you want to become an exorcist? A life of saving others and freeing akuma from the Millennium Earl is not a life for the faint of hearted so please consider" "I'll do it." Was all she said before she started walking in the opposite direction." "Wait young girl please travel with us and become my apprentice that is the only way you can become an exorcist." She turned around and I got a good look at her she had long black hair, golden eyes, pale skin, and a black and white goth dress on.

We started off again and the general was boring her with details of becoming and exorcist. "By the way my girl what is your name?" General Tiedoll asked not looking at her, but I saw she had no expression on her face. "General Tiedoll, my name is Ren Shizuka, age 17. It is an honor to make your acquaintance." She said as she bowed, thinking more into her name in Japanese it translates to silent lotus. Whoever she is I don't trust her she spells as much trouble as Short Stack does.

Ren POV:

So far so good, they don't suspect a thing. Know I just need to make it to their HQ. "Master Tiedoll when exactly does my training start?" He turned to face me. "I will send you to HQ when we get to the next village. After I make the call Kanda will escort you there, I will send for another exorcist in his wake." The tall dark and yummy man standing next to me twitched guessing this is Kanda. "But sir I was instructed to protect you at all costs not babysit this girl." He was obviously mad. "Well, if babysitting me is such a problem then I'll drag you with me pretty boy." "What did you say?" He drew his sword as I took a stance ready counter. "Now, now you two please calm down, Kanda I would like it if you please escort Ms. Ren to the order. I will call another exorcist to help me on my task; Komui will determine what we do with her from there. Now let's get to the next town before nightfall." We started walking again Kanda occasionally glancing in my direction; this was going to be fun.

Time skip to the town! Same POV

When we got to the town we got two rooms in the inn lucky me got to share a room with Kanda. He seems to be hiding something from his past but I don't know what… maybe I should take a look. Once we got into the room Kanda and I both went to bed, using my abilities I could look into his past or future. Well we'll see if he opens up first.

Kanda POV:

Why am I stuck babysitting this girl she seems like nothing but trouble just like that kid Walker. She has no emotion is she even human? If she encounters that boy then he'll find out. Ha the one time I actually want to see short stack. "Kanda, Ren you two will be sharing a room, me and Noise will have the other okay good night now!" Wait did he say me and this girl are sharing a room? Where did he go? That bastard! I'll kill him. "Uhm, Kanda-Kun we should get going don't you think?" I looked down at her to see her golden eyes staring up at me with a strangely cute lolli face. Wait did I just call her cute? "Yeah let's go." I said trying not to look at her too much. When we got inside the room there was a bathroom and two beds. "Hey Kanda-kun mind if I take a shower?" She asked as she left her bag on her bed starting to take off her clothing. "No go ahead." I looked away from her trying to make sure she didn't see me almost blushing. When she went into the bathroom I laid down on my bed, this was going to be a long trip.

Ren POV:

Ha! He totally blushed! I guess he is a human after all, but something is off about him. After my shower I went out to go get my clothes since I didn't hear Kanda moving around in the room, to my relief he looked like he was asleep. After grabbing my clothes I went back into the bathroom. 'If Kanda blushed earlier maybe I could get him to have a nose bleed.' I thought as I finished putting on my pajamas. (Which were quite revealing) I quietly walked into the main room to find Kanda still in the same spot as before. I went next to his bed quietly, that's when I got a good look at him he had pale soft looking skin, long black silk hair, and a nice frame. He was attractive, I won't mess with him tonight he seems too dangerous like he might ripe my head off. I crawled into my bed not bothering to put the covers on and slipped into sleep.

Time Jump Kanda woke up first so it's his POV:

When I woke up it was around eight o'clock I got up to use the shower, when I looked over at the incompetent girl in the other bed I had to look away immediately. She wore a short black and white silk nightgown, but what she didn't do was cover herself up now I might have to deal with getting sick. I went to the washroom and locked the door taking a shower and brushing my hair to put it in it's usual ponytail. I walked out of the bathroom in a towel because I thought Ren was still asleep. She wasn't she was in a very short red and black goth dress with knee high boots, packing the rest of her things up. "Hey Kanda do you want too… AHHHHHH! Kanda please cover yourself." She looked away from me red tinged across her cheeks as she walked towards the door. "I'll be waiting outside so when you're ready can we please head to the order?" Before I could say anything she was out the door. I grabbed my clothes and walked to the washroom to change in case she came back in. "Stupid woman."

I gathered my things and walked out the door to find her standing there against the wall half asleep. "Hey girl wake up were leaving now." She woke up from her daze as she followed behind me. "Hey Yu! It's Yu!" I turned around to where the voice came from to see Lavi and Allen walking up to us. Lavi had his eyes on Ren like he was going to attack her. "How many times do I have to tell you not to call me that? What are you and short stack doing here anyway?" Ren was standing next to me a stoic expression looking at a cat with a purple bell tied around the neck walk off. (Hrm is the Earl checking up on Ren, do you think?) "Kanda I will be back, please wait here." With that she walked off in an unknown direction. "Yu who is she? She is totally my type!" Lavi was in my face a heart in his eye as he watched her walk off. "Lavi please calm down you scared her away, but she is quite cute." Allen was also staring off in her direction, as he held Lavi back. Probably afraid for her safety.

Lavi POV:

"Kanda where did you find her? She's a knockout! Dude whats her name and why is she with a stickler like you? She deserves a real man, like me. I'd make her real happy if you get what I mean." I said watching as she walked off. She had curves and a pretty nice looking chest, plush she was a lolli that brought in some points she is my dream girl! "Lavi, not every girl would want a guy that's hyperactive and loud." Kanda said giving me a death glare. I didn't notice Lenalee walk up next to Allen and I don't think he noticed either; he was too busy watching that babe walk away. I don't blame him she is perfect. "Hey guys what are you staring at?" Lenalee asked looking at the direction we were but she was gone. "Oh! Lenalee when did you get here?" Allen asked just noticing her standing next to him. After that they started talking about something or other, when out the corner of my eye I saw Kanda glancing in the direction the girl left in. Does Yu have a thing for her?

Ren POV:

I followed Lulu into a secluded ally as a wall appeared behind me. "Lulu Bell I'm so happy to see you!" I said as I hugged her. Lulu was the only one that helped me around the manor, I grew attached to her, she was like a sister to me. "It's good to see you too Ren, I take it the mission is going well? You certainly seem to have the exorcists wrapped around your finger." She said as she brought out a pendant. "The Earl said to give you this if you want it. It has a listening device in it so we can track your status and keep an eye on you." I looked at the pendant it was bright pink with a frilly pink heart around a pink gem. "Uhm Lulu that is too, frilly and girly I don't think I need it. Grandfather has nothing to worry about just give me a while and I will find the heart and eliminate the exorcists."

'Why does grandfather hate the exorcist so much they seem nice. I will see if I want to change sides later on. Sorry grandfather but if I do then it's your own fault for forgetting about me for centuries!' I turned to head back to the boys as Lulu turned into a cat and ran off. I walked back to Kanda to see a girl with black hair and violet eyes talking with the white haired boy. "Kanda-kun where is the general?" I asked in the softest sweetest voice that made the red head blush. I turned slightly to him and winked, making him faint. "Oh my!" I ran to his side sitting next to him and rested his head on my lap. "Someone please go get a wet towel I'm afraid he might have fallen ill." The black haired girl was obviously getting pissed off so she went to get the towel steam practically coming from her ears as she went. The white haired boy came and sat next to me and I could see a pentacle shaped scar on the left side of his face. 'Allen Walker the boy with the all seeing eye, and Roads crush? Oh this is going to be so fun.' I thought as I stared at him my face still showing no emotion.

Allen POV:

I looked at this girl as she cradled Lavi's head in her lap, she was gorgeous long black hair, golden eyes, and very skinny for her age. She wore a gothic style dress and had a red and black hat crooked on her head. What caught my eye though was that she was traveling with Kanda. Not only that but Kanda wasn't with General Tiedoll. "Well it's nice to meet you my name is Allen Walker." I said and reached my hand out to shake hers. "Hello Allen, my name is Ren Shizuka. May I ask who this young man is?" She asked pointing at Lavi still passed out in her lap a blush and goofy smile on his face as he slept. Kanda came and kneeled next to her. "His name is Lavi, the idiot next to you is short stack, and the girl who walked away is Lenalee." I got up and was about to tackle Kanda, Ren grabbed my arm holding me back as a vein on on forehead started to grow. "MY NAME IS ALLEN, ALLEN! Get it right Kanda!" After hearing all this noise Lavi started to stir he opened his eyes only to get a nosebleed and pass out again. "Hey, Lavi are you okay?" I asked as I tried to shake him awake. I was giving Lavi a disgusted look while Kanda just stared at his unmoving body.

Lenalee started to walk back only to see blood coming from Lavi's nose and Allen and Kanda just staring at him. "What happened to Lavi?" She asked as she walked over to him wiping the blood from his nose. "He passed out when he woke up." I said as I fanned his face with my hand. "Ms. Lee please take him I need to go wash up. I don't like blood on my hands." Ren said as she put his head in her lap, walking away to the nearest shop to wash up.

Lenalee POV:

I watched as she walked away, Allen following her every move, while Kanda watched her from the corner of his eye. Who does she think she is? She's clouding their judgment with her perfect complexion and body. Lavi passed out from looking at her, and Allen can't take his eyes off her! Even Kanda is too busy watching her to notice me! I liked being the center of attention for the guys, and were did she come from? Was just walking and just happened to bump into Kanda? "Hey Kanda where did you find that girl, also why is she traveling with you?" I asked looking him dead in the eyes.

"She was being chased by akuma when we found her, before we could help her though she destroyed then in a giant explosion. General Tiedoll ordered me to take her back to headquarters so she could become an exorcist." He said looking away from me as she walked back to us smiling with a bag full of who knows what. "Hey guys, I was walking back from the washroom in the inn a little ways from here and I saw a sweets vendor so I bought some." She said sitting next to Kanda and going through the bag. "I got butterfly shaped sweets with crème filling for Lenalee, sweet lotus buns for me and Kanda, mini cakes for Allen, and panda shaped pastries with choco in them for Lavi when he wakes up of course." She handed everyone the treats she bought for them Allen was crying and thanking her while Kanda took one of his sweet lotus buns and bit into it. Noticeably fighting the erg to hit Allen.

I stared at the pastries she handed me with shock, they each had eccentric designs on them, they looked expensive but she just smiled and stared at me like she wanted me to eat one surprisingly they tasted pretty good. "I don't mean to be a bother but we should probably find a place to let Lavi rest instead of being in the middle of a road. Right?" Allen and I looked around while Kanda got up and walked towards an inn. She was right it was around noon and we were just in the middle of the road. Who is she I don't like her, it could just be woman's intuition but something is off about her and I will find out what.

Lenalee is jealous! I'm not sure who to pair Ren with since all the guys seem to like her though I originally made this story to pair her with Kanda, but I'm having second thoughts. Please pm or review with your thoughts cuz I have no clue. I had to make Lavi the perverted nose bleed guy cuz he seemed like he would have a nose bleed if he woke up under some girls chest right? Anyway R&R please!