20 Things I hate about Troy Bolton:
20 Things I hate about Gabriella Montez:
He has too many pet peeves.
Everything is her pet peeve, Ms. PMS.
He won't listen to anyone when he knows he's right, or when he's wrong.
She won't listen to anyone at all,
He hates rain, but he kissed me once when it's raining.
She liked it.
He hates it when I babble about Edward Cullen.
She always babbles about the stupid vampire!
He's jealous of Edward Cullen.
Of course I'm jealous, you talk about him more than you talk about me!
He loves it when I blush.
What? You look cute…
He won't talk to me when he has problems with what I did, he'll just ignore me until I notice.
She won't stop talking about our problems.
He wears his jeans too low, girls are always checking him out.
She always wears jeans, so I don't get to check her legs out at all.
He drinks beer in 8:30 in the morning.
I'm a guy! At least I don't drink artichoke shakes!
He says I look ugly when I wear make up, he likes it when it's natural.
I hate kissing you and tasting stuff. It's disgusting. Plus, I didn't say you look ugly, I just said you look prettier when its all natural!
He hugs girls like it's normal.
She over reacts all the time, I only hug, what, like, Shar, Kels, Tay…and YOU!
He hates the songs in my I-pod.
Don't blame me if I think Spice Girls' voice sound like screeching tires!
He hates Nickel back.
The vocalists' voice sounds so lame. Lyrics are great though…
But he loves Katy Perry.
She's hot! I mean…umm…err…your hotter??
He loves when he sees girls fighting, it, like, turns him on or something.
I don't think it's a turn on, I just think it's amusing!
He has erratic and violent mood swings.
Got nothing for that…
He won't make eye contact when he's angry, or make any contact at all.
She glares at me when she's angry…
He doesn't study. It's basketball 24/7 for him!
You sound like SHARPAY! Dramaqueen much? Stop hanging out with her too much!
He always insists on paying everything we eat on dates or even my lunch!
It's what boyfriends do! Do you live under a rock or something?
He makes me think I just magically lose my underwear!
You steal my favorite shirts! You have, like, half of my closet in your closet!
Hehehe...
funny huh??
xoxo,
Paulyn
