hA/N ok guys I know it's bad but I promised a friend that I'll post this – mostly cause she's in it*cough* Taylor *cough*

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Is it all in a name?

BPOV

Ok that's it. It's over, his married her. My life is over!

Ok you know how melodramatic that's sounds right?

You don't understand he was my last chance of a family...

Oh but I think I do. Cause I'm the sick twisted brain after all... and I'm Also in complete control of this situation, in which you are having a very strange argument in your head with yourself... I'll say that's grounds to call yourself crazy if anything was...

Grr I hate it when you're right!

So let me get this straight, because I'm confused, you hate it when you're ...right?

"Shut up brain" crap! I said that out loud! My mouth it tends to speak without permission- damn if I didn't look at that saying 'better ask forgiveness than permission' as a rule from the great god above, it might behave better.

"Edward really" crap someone heard. ok act cool not like a drunken idiot and no one will be the wiser... I hope

I didn't look up.

"Well hellooo edwward I'm bellaaa." I slurred.

"Hello, Bella, ah the groom sent me to cheek on you...He said you usually didn't drink..." The – decided man due to his rather deep err male voice – trailed off awkwardly.

"Oh Em..."see he is...Sweet? I thought to the traitor I call my brain. I looked up only to see a Greek god with his nose scrunched up in disgust.

"Not you too" he then sighed, rolled his eyes and then sat down. "Ok so is there any reason you look like you just gave a sailor a run for his money in a drinking contest? Because I'm apparently the one, all of Emmett's rejects come to for the best friend boost... ok so what now? He is the father of your eight year old child? You love him? You dumped your boyfriend for him only to find he is engaged?..."

"I introduced them you arrogant arse!" I yelled god who was he to assume stuff about me... I only want to marry him to have kids... yeah! "And what makes you think I would spill my guts to the likes of you! A complete sexy and odd stranger? Who has gorgeous green eyes and your jaw line that is just so yummy.... so umm ... ok so I might be drunk but oh my lordy mc lordy I just said that out loud ... shoot me now!" he started to chuckle

"look the very last thing I need today is to be laughed at so shut it and..." he cut my threat off mid sentence.

"I'm not laughing at you I'm laughing at what you said... me sexy yeah right how much you'd drink? Because you're delusional."

My god this man doesn't own a mirror!

"Anyway" he coughed and continued "is there any one I could call for you? To, you know, pick you up?" he asked standing up and pulling his phone out of his pocket.

Wait let me think ... brain you there?

Aye aye cap'ain?

Ok so didn't Jake say he had a date with that Nessie character?

Yep little bro is out...

Ok so then on to my friends....

Taylor?

Nah, out with her boy friend.

Sad state of affairs when you don't first think of your very small number of friends but of your brother's, And everyone you know has found their 'special someone' and you're at a open bar at the guy you wanted to marry, wedding night talking to a perfect stranger... dude this guy could be a axe murder for all you know... and do you care?

The way my life's going that would be a improvement...

Nice! So no, no one's free.

I started to shake my head and look up to see him with a small smile on his lips.

"Umm no one is in tonight. Umm any reason you're looking at me like that? So all my friends have a boy, slash, girl friends... you don't know me! so bite me!" (a/n had to do it XD) I stood up and took I shaky step away when I felt his hand on my wrist pulling me back to face him."What!?" I yelled in his –now very close- face.

"I said I wasn't laughing at you ...well I guess I was your cute when you think, and I'm assuming that face only comes about under the influence. But I'm meant to see you home ...and don't give me that look I'm under orders of the bride and groom...speaking of which, how did you meet Emmett?"He asked.

"Glad I can amuse you. And umm I teach Nathan, his son."

Nathan is Emmett's nine year old son he had him with one of his many girlfriends before he met Rose, his mother died at child birth.

Nodding his head in understanding he asked.

"Then how did you meet Rose?"

"Through a friend at the school I teach at. Her name is Alice if you must know."I told him with a sigh.

"Ah so no one else...?"

"Well there all busy...Jasper with Alice are here somewhere. Taylor is with her boyfriend, my brother, Jacob, is on a date with Nessie, or something like that. And well I'm not close to many other people..."I trailed off. he nodded his head. his bronze hair fell in his eyes and he pushes it away and his green eyes focused on mine.

"would you like a lift?" he asked simple.

I nod my head and grab my purse-I guess I should be glad he stopped me, it would have been bad if I lost that-of the bar.

Didn't we just discuses he could be an axe murder??!?

A/N ok so tell us what you think and umm enjoy it's a new storyXD umm yes so Edward doesn't think his hot I think his the one that's delusional!

Sorry for bad editing this is megz typing and well andi's out :P

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