Office Complaints Chapter 1 Shut up Kelley!

It was a typical day at Dunder Mifflin Scranton Branch in the annex with Kelley Kapoor talking Ryan Howard's head off.

"Ok so i took the shoes back to the store expecting to get a full refund but they wouldn't let me return them because i had walked in the road with them. So?! The strap broke! I only had them for 3 hours! Gawd this is so retarded! I should sue!" exclaimed Kelley, complaining as usual. Ryan toned her out as usual. "Ryan! Are you even listening to me?!"

"Uh-huh," lied Ryan, playing tetris on his black berry. Jim Halpert, the co-manager for the branch came back.

"Hey! Kelley! Do you ever shut up?" he asked. Ryan nodded in agreement.

"I know right? She just goes on and on and on! It's like listening to my mother only at least I live in a different state from my mother!" complained Ryan. Jim laughed as Kelley frowned.

"Well at least I'm not over critical!" Kelley shot back.

"Hey Kelley?" asked Jim.

"Yeah Jim?" asked Kelley, clearly knowing what the tall dirty blonde haired man was going to say next.

"SHUT UP!"