Author's Note: I was writing my Star Wars fanfic while I had "Under the Sea" stuck in my head. Before I knew it, the lyrics began to change until they were about Star Wars. So I couldn't resist writing this fun little song parody. The song is "Under the Sea" from The Little Mermaid and it takes place during Revenge of the Sith when Anakin turns to the Dark Side. I do not own Star Wars or this song, and the song was used for parody purposes only. So, enjoy!
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As a Sith Lord
Mace Windu was dead, and Chancellor Palpatine was badly disfigured. Anakin panted in agony and wailed "what have I done?"
"It's clear now," Palpatine replied, "you don't belong among the Jedi. The Jedi are corrupt. Become a Sith, and you can bring justice."
"But the Sith are evil!" Anakin cried. "I can't become one!"
"Anakin, listen to me," said Palpatine. "The Jedi world, it's a mess. Life as a Sith Lord is better than anything they got out there." He began to sing,
"The saber is always greener
In somebody else's wake.
You dream about going out there
But out is a big mistake.
Just look at the world around you
Right here on the Senate floor
Such wonderful things surround you
What more are you lookin' for?
As a Sith Lord
As a Sith Lord
Anny, it's better
Without Jedi fetters
Take it from me!
The Jedi Order work all day
Out in the sun they slave away.
While we will take pride
Learning the Dark Side
As a Sith Lord.
Here all the Sith Lords are happy
As new powers they reveal.
The Jedi Order ain't happy
They sad 'cause they can't have zeal.
But the Jedi knights ain't lucky
They in for a worser fate.
When 'Order 66' goes free
Guess which Order will abate.
Uh oh!
As a Sith Lord.
As a Sith Lord.
Nobody beat us
No one oppress us
By force of sword.
We what the Jedi wants to kill
But they can't even match our skill.
We got no troubles
With our clone doubles.
As a Sith Lord.
As a Sith Lord.
Since life is sweeter
We got to be here
Naturally.
Even the Twi'lek and Darth Maul
Hear and obey the Dark Side's call.
We got the spirit
You got to hear it
As a Sith Lord.
Darth Garu dare you
Darth Kla, oh la la
Bandon always won
They inspire awe.
Darth Krayt is the hate
Darth Bane had the brains
Ming learned to cling to his soul
(Yeah)
Traya made her law
LaTor wanted more
Revan had a plan.
Nihilus of lore.
Sion and Malak
They know where it's at
And Talon's deadly blow.
As a Sith Lord
As a Sith Lord
When Jedi turn
The Jedi will learn
Of the power in store.
What do they got? Their silly Code.
We got Dark Power in overload.
Each little Sith here
Can inspire fear
As a Sith Lord.
Follow the Dark Way
And you'll save Padme
As a Sith Lord.
With every Sith here
Sabers are swift here
That's why it's hotter
As a back-stabber
Ya we in luck here
There are no schmucks here
As a Sith Lord."
Convinced, Anakin kneeled before Palpatine and said, "I pledge my allegiance."
"Very good," Palpatine said, "henceforth, you shall be known as Darth… Vader."
"Thank you, my Master," Anakin replied with a bow of his head.
