Author's Note: I was writing my Star Wars fanfic while I had "Under the Sea" stuck in my head. Before I knew it, the lyrics began to change until they were about Star Wars. So I couldn't resist writing this fun little song parody. The song is "Under the Sea" from The Little Mermaid and it takes place during Revenge of the Sith when Anakin turns to the Dark Side. I do not own Star Wars or this song, and the song was used for parody purposes only. So, enjoy!

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As a Sith Lord

Mace Windu was dead, and Chancellor Palpatine was badly disfigured. Anakin panted in agony and wailed "what have I done?"

"It's clear now," Palpatine replied, "you don't belong among the Jedi. The Jedi are corrupt. Become a Sith, and you can bring justice."

"But the Sith are evil!" Anakin cried. "I can't become one!"

"Anakin, listen to me," said Palpatine. "The Jedi world, it's a mess. Life as a Sith Lord is better than anything they got out there." He began to sing,

"The saber is always greener

In somebody else's wake.

You dream about going out there

But out is a big mistake.

Just look at the world around you

Right here on the Senate floor

Such wonderful things surround you

What more are you lookin' for?

As a Sith Lord

As a Sith Lord

Anny, it's better

Without Jedi fetters

Take it from me!

The Jedi Order work all day

Out in the sun they slave away.

While we will take pride

Learning the Dark Side

As a Sith Lord.

Here all the Sith Lords are happy

As new powers they reveal.

The Jedi Order ain't happy

They sad 'cause they can't have zeal.

But the Jedi knights ain't lucky

They in for a worser fate.

When 'Order 66' goes free

Guess which Order will abate.

Uh oh!

As a Sith Lord.

As a Sith Lord.

Nobody beat us

No one oppress us

By force of sword.

We what the Jedi wants to kill

But they can't even match our skill.

We got no troubles

With our clone doubles.

As a Sith Lord.

As a Sith Lord.

Since life is sweeter

We got to be here

Naturally.

Even the Twi'lek and Darth Maul

Hear and obey the Dark Side's call.

We got the spirit

You got to hear it

As a Sith Lord.

Darth Garu dare you

Darth Kla, oh la la

Bandon always won

They inspire awe.

Darth Krayt is the hate

Darth Bane had the brains

Ming learned to cling to his soul

(Yeah)

Traya made her law

LaTor wanted more

Revan had a plan.

Nihilus of lore.

Sion and Malak

They know where it's at

And Talon's deadly blow.

As a Sith Lord

As a Sith Lord

When Jedi turn

The Jedi will learn

Of the power in store.

What do they got? Their silly Code.

We got Dark Power in overload.

Each little Sith here

Can inspire fear

As a Sith Lord.

Follow the Dark Way

And you'll save Padme

As a Sith Lord.

With every Sith here

Sabers are swift here

That's why it's hotter

As a back-stabber

Ya we in luck here

There are no schmucks here

As a Sith Lord."

Convinced, Anakin kneeled before Palpatine and said, "I pledge my allegiance."

"Very good," Palpatine said, "henceforth, you shall be known as Darth… Vader."

"Thank you, my Master," Anakin replied with a bow of his head.