¬Gen 2!!!
Disclaimer: Where should I start? Oh, yea! I own so much that it would be easier to say what I don't own. Here goes! I don't own Team Rocket, Team Twerp, 'friends of the day', or the Poke'mon names. 'Nome'kop' belongs to Dee of 'Ii Kanji'. Annie B. Masterson, Billy and the Red Rocket rank belong to Allen North. Some Poke'mon belong to Gemma Bright of 'Rebirth'. Nintendo owns Mondo, and Silver owns her self. Now, fanfic ho!!!!!! ^_^
A/N: Well that was a long Disclaimer. Time for an Authors note!!! ~_^ This is set 20-25 years in the future, and told from Lexi's POV. I'm making Annie younger, just 'cause I want to and 'cause I don't really like to write about old ppl. No offence, Allen. And I'm Anita. No, I don't have that many kids. In fact, I'm only 14. I don't have any kids.
Ch. 1: The Start
I was visiting my half sister, Angora, at the apartment she shared with her dad and step mom. "LEXI!!!!!!!!!!" yelled Angora from the window, "where have you been?"
"Sorry, sis. I was putting some Eggcecute in their cages." I yelled back.
"Well, come-on up here, Miss Red." Angora said. She always called me 'Miss Red' because I was the only unmarried Red Rocket, short of Annie Masterson. We all called her Annie B., and she didn't count as a 'Miss' Red. Annie was almost 45 and still not married! You really had to feel sorry for Annie. But, that's a different story (A/N: Go to Allen's site if you wanna know more about Annie.).
As I went up the stairs to the apartment, I said, "Angora, I was thinking," she looked at me strangely, "Yes, 'Gora, I think. And I was thinking that I know my entire family on my mom's side, but I know nothing about my dad. Why do you think that is?"
"Lex, you do know that your crazy right?" she asked me. She was right. I was crazy. My mom and dad, unknown to them, were distantly related. That was the one thing I knew about my dad.
"Yes, I know. And you know that my Auntie Sabrina is helping me with that."
"Uh? What did you say, Crazy lil' Miss Red?"
"Grr. Don't make me use a Shadow-Ball on you."
"Shutting up." Said Angora as her dad walked into the room.
"Oh, Lexi! You're here." He said.
"Hey, Brock. How are you?"
"Fine," he said, "and you?"
"I'm fine. No, scratch that. I'm angry. Every one keeps calling me Annie the Second, Crazy Miss Red, Crazy lil' Miss Red, and Crazed Red. I HATE IT!!!!!!!!" I said, plopping down to the couch. Angoras' step-mom came into the room.
"Ruff day, Alexis?" she asked.
"Understatement of the month, Ivy. And don't call me 'Alexis', call me Lexi." I didn't like it when people called me by my full name. It made me sound like someone from Earth's Civil War. We live on Nome'kop. We haven't had a war here in 11 years. That was when Team Rocket took over Kanto. I was born into it. And I love it. There was a knock on the door.
"Wad'da want?" asked Angora.
"Will you at least open the door?" shouted the person on the other side of the door.
"Probably a dan'in." I said as I opened the door. "Oh! Hi, Anita!"
"A dan'in, Lexi? You got some nerve calling me a dan'n!"
"What the hell are you doin' here, slut?!?" asked Ivy.
"Miss Violet, I've evolved beyond 'slut'. Now, I'm a full-fledged hoe. And I'm here to take Lexi clubbing." Turning to me, she said, " Come on, Lex. We're late."
"Coming, 'Nita. Remember, I have to be home by 3:30. Else my mom will kill me, and you." I said laughing. When we got to the club, we immediately went to the bar. Dance floor was for when we were half drunk.
"Bar tender! Get me a vodka-tonic. And a mimosa for Lexi." Said Anita.
"Thanks, 'Nita-chan." I told her.
"No problem, Lex."
"Here you go, ladies."
"Thanks."
I must have had 4 mimosas and half a beer. Hell, what was I doing there? I was 14! Anita was barley legal! Well, it was time for the dance floor. I saw a Persian anthros in the crowd. He looked about 16. I like those. I started dancing with him. Then, just as I always do, I passed out.
Well, that's the first chapter. Woop-dee-do. R&R please.
Disclaimer: Where should I start? Oh, yea! I own so much that it would be easier to say what I don't own. Here goes! I don't own Team Rocket, Team Twerp, 'friends of the day', or the Poke'mon names. 'Nome'kop' belongs to Dee of 'Ii Kanji'. Annie B. Masterson, Billy and the Red Rocket rank belong to Allen North. Some Poke'mon belong to Gemma Bright of 'Rebirth'. Nintendo owns Mondo, and Silver owns her self. Now, fanfic ho!!!!!! ^_^
A/N: Well that was a long Disclaimer. Time for an Authors note!!! ~_^ This is set 20-25 years in the future, and told from Lexi's POV. I'm making Annie younger, just 'cause I want to and 'cause I don't really like to write about old ppl. No offence, Allen. And I'm Anita. No, I don't have that many kids. In fact, I'm only 14. I don't have any kids.
Ch. 1: The Start
I was visiting my half sister, Angora, at the apartment she shared with her dad and step mom. "LEXI!!!!!!!!!!" yelled Angora from the window, "where have you been?"
"Sorry, sis. I was putting some Eggcecute in their cages." I yelled back.
"Well, come-on up here, Miss Red." Angora said. She always called me 'Miss Red' because I was the only unmarried Red Rocket, short of Annie Masterson. We all called her Annie B., and she didn't count as a 'Miss' Red. Annie was almost 45 and still not married! You really had to feel sorry for Annie. But, that's a different story (A/N: Go to Allen's site if you wanna know more about Annie.).
As I went up the stairs to the apartment, I said, "Angora, I was thinking," she looked at me strangely, "Yes, 'Gora, I think. And I was thinking that I know my entire family on my mom's side, but I know nothing about my dad. Why do you think that is?"
"Lex, you do know that your crazy right?" she asked me. She was right. I was crazy. My mom and dad, unknown to them, were distantly related. That was the one thing I knew about my dad.
"Yes, I know. And you know that my Auntie Sabrina is helping me with that."
"Uh? What did you say, Crazy lil' Miss Red?"
"Grr. Don't make me use a Shadow-Ball on you."
"Shutting up." Said Angora as her dad walked into the room.
"Oh, Lexi! You're here." He said.
"Hey, Brock. How are you?"
"Fine," he said, "and you?"
"I'm fine. No, scratch that. I'm angry. Every one keeps calling me Annie the Second, Crazy Miss Red, Crazy lil' Miss Red, and Crazed Red. I HATE IT!!!!!!!!" I said, plopping down to the couch. Angoras' step-mom came into the room.
"Ruff day, Alexis?" she asked.
"Understatement of the month, Ivy. And don't call me 'Alexis', call me Lexi." I didn't like it when people called me by my full name. It made me sound like someone from Earth's Civil War. We live on Nome'kop. We haven't had a war here in 11 years. That was when Team Rocket took over Kanto. I was born into it. And I love it. There was a knock on the door.
"Wad'da want?" asked Angora.
"Will you at least open the door?" shouted the person on the other side of the door.
"Probably a dan'in." I said as I opened the door. "Oh! Hi, Anita!"
"A dan'in, Lexi? You got some nerve calling me a dan'n!"
"What the hell are you doin' here, slut?!?" asked Ivy.
"Miss Violet, I've evolved beyond 'slut'. Now, I'm a full-fledged hoe. And I'm here to take Lexi clubbing." Turning to me, she said, " Come on, Lex. We're late."
"Coming, 'Nita. Remember, I have to be home by 3:30. Else my mom will kill me, and you." I said laughing. When we got to the club, we immediately went to the bar. Dance floor was for when we were half drunk.
"Bar tender! Get me a vodka-tonic. And a mimosa for Lexi." Said Anita.
"Thanks, 'Nita-chan." I told her.
"No problem, Lex."
"Here you go, ladies."
"Thanks."
I must have had 4 mimosas and half a beer. Hell, what was I doing there? I was 14! Anita was barley legal! Well, it was time for the dance floor. I saw a Persian anthros in the crowd. He looked about 16. I like those. I started dancing with him. Then, just as I always do, I passed out.
Well, that's the first chapter. Woop-dee-do. R&R please.
