Me: Okay, are we rolling?

Camera Guy: Yeah.

Me: Okay, everyone, in three... Two... One...

Everyone: WELCOME TO BLACK BUTLER TRUTH OR DARE 2!

Me: Yes, we are back, we are live, this will be great, so, you know how truth or dare-

Ronald: *Balancing his mic on his nose*

Me: RONALD. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

Ronald: Huh, Ow!

Me: Baka.

Grell: Sel-Chan, your notes.

Me: Oh yeah, okay, the notes are-

Ronald: IF. AND ONLY IF. KISEKI WANTS TO STILL BE PART OF THE STORY SHE CAN. ALSO-

Me: WE MAY SWEAR. SO IF YOU DONT LIKE THAT. MOVE ALONG.

Ciel: A message from Sebastian: I will not be in for a few chapters as I am currently feeding my kittens.

Me: I WANT A CAT. OR A DOG.

Ronald: We're live.

Me: Oh yeah...

Ronald: Stupid.

Me: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?

Ronald: NOTHING.

Finny: NANANANANANANANA...NA...Na...na...zzzzzzz.

Me: BATMAANNN.

Ciel: Why are you all looking at me?

Everyone: HE WORKS FOR YOU.

The Crowd: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Me: Shut up.

The Crowd: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Everyone: SHUT IT.

Me: Okay, we need dares.

Grell: I'm so fancy, you already kno-ow, I'm in the fast lane from LA to Tokyo.

Alois: NO. WRONG. LET ME SHOW YOU HOW ITS DONE.

Me: IN THREE. TWO. ONE. GOOO.

Alois: IM SO TRANCY, YOU ALREADY KNO-OW, MY DEMON BUTLER, DRESSES MY IN THE MO-ORNING.

Me: Alois...

Alois: HA.

Grell: You wanna go, kid? *Pulls out chainsaw*

Me: GRELL.

Grell: ...

Me: *Death glare*

Grell: Fine.

Me: Good boy, have a treat.

Pluto: ARF ARF ARF. Translation: DO I GET ONE?

Me: NO.

Everyone: You can talk to dogs?

Me: Yeah...

Ciel: Any other animals?

Me: All of them.

Wilde: HISSSSS.

Snake: She'd be great in the circus. Says Wilde.

Joker: Hehehehehe...

Beast: Are you thinking about what I think you're thinking?

Me: GUYS, WE'RE LIVE.

Beast And Joker: Crap...

Me: REVIEW IT. I. NEED. DARESSSS.

Undertaker: HUEHUEHUEHUE.

Me: What?

Undertaker: HUEHUEHUEHEUEHEYEHEUHEUEHEUEHEUDDHDHDHSHXNJSJX.

Me: It's fine, he's having a seizure...

Camera Guy: CALL THE AMBULANCE.

Me: YOU IDIOT. HE CANT DIE. HE'S A SHINIGAMI.