Me: Okay, are we rolling?
Camera Guy: Yeah.
Me: Okay, everyone, in three... Two... One...
Everyone: WELCOME TO BLACK BUTLER TRUTH OR DARE 2!
Me: Yes, we are back, we are live, this will be great, so, you know how truth or dare-
Ronald: *Balancing his mic on his nose*
Me: RONALD. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
Ronald: Huh, Ow!
Me: Baka.
Grell: Sel-Chan, your notes.
Me: Oh yeah, okay, the notes are-
Ronald: IF. AND ONLY IF. KISEKI WANTS TO STILL BE PART OF THE STORY SHE CAN. ALSO-
Me: WE MAY SWEAR. SO IF YOU DONT LIKE THAT. MOVE ALONG.
Ciel: A message from Sebastian: I will not be in for a few chapters as I am currently feeding my kittens.
Me: I WANT A CAT. OR A DOG.
Ronald: We're live.
Me: Oh yeah...
Ronald: Stupid.
Me: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?
Ronald: NOTHING.
Finny: NANANANANANANANA...NA...Na...na...zzzzzzz.
Me: BATMAANNN.
Ciel: Why are you all looking at me?
Everyone: HE WORKS FOR YOU.
The Crowd: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Me: Shut up.
The Crowd: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Everyone: SHUT IT.
Me: Okay, we need dares.
Grell: I'm so fancy, you already kno-ow, I'm in the fast lane from LA to Tokyo.
Alois: NO. WRONG. LET ME SHOW YOU HOW ITS DONE.
Me: IN THREE. TWO. ONE. GOOO.
Alois: IM SO TRANCY, YOU ALREADY KNO-OW, MY DEMON BUTLER, DRESSES MY IN THE MO-ORNING.
Me: Alois...
Alois: HA.
Grell: You wanna go, kid? *Pulls out chainsaw*
Me: GRELL.
Grell: ...
Me: *Death glare*
Grell: Fine.
Me: Good boy, have a treat.
Pluto: ARF ARF ARF. Translation: DO I GET ONE?
Me: NO.
Everyone: You can talk to dogs?
Me: Yeah...
Ciel: Any other animals?
Me: All of them.
Wilde: HISSSSS.
Snake: She'd be great in the circus. Says Wilde.
Joker: Hehehehehe...
Beast: Are you thinking about what I think you're thinking?
Me: GUYS, WE'RE LIVE.
Beast And Joker: Crap...
Me: REVIEW IT. I. NEED. DARESSSS.
Undertaker: HUEHUEHUEHUE.
Me: What?
Undertaker: HUEHUEHUEHEUEHEYEHEUHEUEHEUEHEUDDHDHDHSHXNJSJX.
Me: It's fine, he's having a seizure...
Camera Guy: CALL THE AMBULANCE.
Me: YOU IDIOT. HE CANT DIE. HE'S A SHINIGAMI.
