Business

Short chapters because this is a part time hobby of mine sorry. Based off the movie Annie but I slightly changed in to make it EreRi! I love them so much and everything inspires me to write about them XD Rating may go up if I'm brave enough. First time in this archive so hi! XD

Warning: Spoilers for movie. Bad words. : 3


Chapter 1: Vote Ackerman.


"Vote Ackerman for president!"

Levi was ushered off stage by his representative and shoved into a sleek black car that quickly drove off to shield him from the paparazzi. He sat back with folded arms staring out of his window at New York's streets. The sunny weather contradicting his mood completely. He had rather stayed in his luxurious pent house all by himself today, but no, fuck brows had to drag him out to make a stupid speech.

Levi Ackerman, business man of the century with the biggest manufacturing brand with a whopping 80% of New Yorkers using the phone. Lv short for Levi himself out sold Samsung, Apple and Motorola in its second year because of its trending style and amazing features that made the phone so unique. Even his engines, fridges and toilets did. Now his phone brand had taken over New York, his next step was to take control of New York by becoming president. Levi doesn't take on challenges that are inevitable for him to lose. That's why he hired captain America to help his short ass.

He was often asked why a business man could take on being the president and he would always answer with "Just like my phone never drops a call, I will never drop a citizen." Rewarding him with large amounts of clapping and screaming. Just like today, he swore if one more person screamed in his ear he was going to prison for a long time.

"Look at this Levi, you've gotten 5 points in the poll after that speech!" Erwin shoved his Lv Phone into the said man's face. Levi looked at the phone with an uninterested expression shoving the bright light away from his face. Running for president was hard enough without owning a phone company to. The car stopped in front of a tall building as a woman with wild hair ran up to the car stack of paper under her arm. Soon the brunette woman with glasses and a mad look jumped in pushing the blank man to the side.

Great now Hanji is here. Levi only employed her because of her intellect and drive otherwise she was just an annoying fuck.

"Hey short stack! I heard the great news!" She cheered grabbing both his hand and swinging them about. A small 'Tch' left his lips and he reached into his pocket pulling out hand gel after he had yanked his hands out of her death grip. Erwin looked on seriously at the crazed woman.

"You let all your employees treat you like that?" He asked pointing towards the mad woman who looked high. Shaking his head the ravenette shoved the hand gel back into his pocket and rubbed his hands together cleansing himself of her.

"Only the one's that make me millions. If you make me that much you can say whatever the fuck you want I don't give two shits." He said crossing his legs and folding his arms over his chest. "Hanji how's the battery going?" He asked the woman who laughed nervously rubbing the back of her neck.

Reluctantly Hanji gave him an answer "Well we've got it up to 5 days right now." Then quickly added "We're still looking into it!"

"What happened to the weeklong battery life?"

"Well you see the phone has apparently begun to burn up in people's hands!" She said eyes agleam. She pulled out her own Lv phone and typed I few things in and shoved it into Levi's hands.

YouTube was on and a woman clad in purple stood their talking like a sassy bitch on an Lv phone and suddenly the phone started smoking and she threw it to the floor shouting. "You burn me!" Levi rolled his eyes and tossed the phone back to Hanji who scrambled to catch it. "What a load of bullshit."

"That doesn't help the fact that people are getting hurt Levi. It's bad for business." Erwin interjected after staying silent for a while spectating and studying the situation. Levi looked back to Hanji.

"Keep working on it shitty four eyes."

"Yes sir!" The woman saluted as the car pulled over the driver informed them that they had arrived and Levi looked out the window wondering where the fuck they were. This had better not be a bloody charity event. He swore to himself

"Erwin where are we?" Levi scowled as he was pushed out of the black car and onto the crowded pavement paparazzi taking pictures of him at every angle possible. Looking around Levi caught onto the situation instantly. Large amounts of people dressed in rags and smelling of sweat. "I'm not feeding fucking hobos." He hissed and Hanji laughed clapping her hands together.

Erwin looked at him disappointed. "Don't call them that, it's insulting and you'll lose points." He tutted still pushing Levi through the huge crowed. He was going to feed homeless people. How disgusting. Looking over the food he saw mashed potatoes that made him gag and peas that looked like bogies Hanji occasionally pulled out of her nose.

"I don't give a shit I'm not touching or eating that food." He pointed over the small selection.


Somehow Levi ended up in a green apron serving food to unfortunate people. Looking down at the food he wondered how people could eat this shit. He had photographers taking pictures 24/7 so he had to keep a fake smile etched onto his face. Fuck his face hurt.

An old man came up next with pure white hair and beard. He pushed out his tray and Levi scoped the potatoes onto his plate. The man had a smug look on his face and Levi arched a thin eyebrow "I bet you've never eaten mashed potatoes in your life have you?" Lots of flashes went off and reporters shoved microphones into his face to hear what he had to say to that. He looked over to Hanji and Erwin who were standing to the side. They signalled for him to go on. Say something. Erwin mouthed to him.

Levi rolled his eyes and pushed his sleeves even higher than before. "Hey." Levi lifted up his hand. "My grandmother made the best mashed potatoes in all of Queen's, bless her soul." He looked over to his employees with a blank face to see if he was doing ok and Hanji smiled. Not that he gave a shit. Erwin motioned him to eat some and he nearly gagged. No fucking way. Erwin held up his phone with something that looked like a graph. Black mail.

Tentatively Levi raised the mashed potatoes up to his lips and filled his mouth with a generous amount. The taste of shit filled his mouth and he tried to keep it in and quickly glared at Erwin. His eyes started to water and no fucking way was he swallowing this crap. Better out then in. Everything came out of his mouth. Like a bloody camel. He kept spitting it out. For some fucked up reason it was sticking to his tongue and either he was unaware or just didn't give a shit because he was still spitting it all out in front of him.

Snap. Snap. Snap.

"What the fuck is in this." Levi swore spitting some more out scowling. "Tch. Filthy." He pulled out a handkerchief and scrubbed at the mash on his face. The man in front of him was covered in mashed potatoes with an agape mouth and Levi couldn't find it in himself to feel sorry for him. Good for him.

Hanji and Erwin rushed over grabbing him and dragging him back to the vehicle that drove of and fast as you could say yellow painted shit.

He knew it. He knew it was shit painted yellow. Fuck. He was never going near mashed potatoes ever again. Nope, no sire. The car seemed hotter than usual, was it him? No it was probably Erwin seeing as his face was a red as a fire truck. Oh, yes, he's probably pissed. He thought to himself.

"Damn right I'm pissed!" Did I say that out loud? Erwin threw his hands into the air. "You lost 3 points!"

"You told me to fucking eat it."

"Ye, not spit it out!"

"Fuck you."

"Boys!" Hanji interrupted cackling like a witch. "I have something better to show you!" She pulled up an Asian web site and played a video. This time it was him. To be more specific it was him spitting out mashed potatoes in a remix that Hanji found catchy but he found irritating to no end. It was basically just him spitting out mash to a tune on repeat.

"See this is why china is in the lead."

"Ha, it's not just china." The man opposite him said rolling his eyes and shoving his own device into his face scrolling through multiple pages. Oh great so now he was everywhere. Just his luck. Levi was never one for social event but he saw why he needed to do them and sucked up to it. No point in ignoring it and getting nowhere in life. The car sped by streets and flew past paparazzi that though they were the shit. Life gets pretty boring with nothing going on he lived on his own and he wasn't married for God's sake he was only 24 but his mum often called asking 'are you fulfilled in life?' 'When are my grandkids going to pop out?' And various other things relating to his love life.

The car groaned and started to shake. He was already pissed and now this was happening Oh please kill me now. Finally the car stopped putting up a fight and stopped at the side of the road

"Petra what's going on?" Erwin asked looking towards the driver.

"Umm… Erwin sir I think it's something to do with the engine." She said getting out the car. The rest followed suit and rounded the car to see smoke coming from the bonnet. Levi cursed as Petra popped the bonnet and smoke exploded into his face. He took a step back as people started too crowed around and Hanji became restless as they snapped pictures of Levi and the Lv engine that was going up in smoke.

Levi pulled a cigarette box out of his pocket along with a lighter and lit the fag popping it in his mouth. Hanji wanting to draw the attention away from him and the engine so grabbed a low hanging branch from the tree they were next to and pulled the leaves off throwing them at Erwin.

"Let's start a leaf fight!" Erwin brushed off the leaves and looked at her as if she had grown 2 head's which wouldn't be surprising. The cameras turned to her for a second. Snap. Then turned away uninterested. Levi kissed his teeth and began walking off. "Wait! Where are you going?" Hanji shouted after him.

He turned back and rolled his eyes. "I'm going home shitty glasses!" He shouted back. Stomping of like a three year old having a temper tantrum.

"Sending you directions!" Erwin shouted typing away at his Lv phone.

"Don't need them!" Levi flipped them of continuing to walk of and Erwin stopped typing knowing even if he sent the directions Levi wouldn't look at them. Damn stubborn man. Once Levi turned the corner Erwin hit Hanji over the head with her clip board.

"Look what you've done."


Eren sat in class looking out the window longingly waiting for the bell to ring. He felt a pen poke his back and turned round to see Armin grinning at him. "Want me to cover for you again?" He asked.

Just like that Eren's mismatched eyes lit up with joy and he practically jumped up in his set. "Armin you're the best!" Armin laughed and flipped him of going back to his book. Eren turned back to the front of the class and watched the clock intensely.

The minute the bell rang he threw his books into his bag and ran like his life depended on it.


Btw Fag is not Faggot it's British for cigarette, come on it's a gay fic. :D Sorry for my poor grammar. And yes I'm British I'm a Londoner!This fic is gonna start off light but then there will be a plot and that will buff up the words hopefully coz this chap was kinda straight forward :) And thank you for reading so if ya want more follow and review!

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