S.O.Lmaster presents a new Nicktoons Unite/parody. I dedcate this to dannyfangirl, tomboyishgirl108, and -yellowhearts-. Here's the first part. I don't own the Nicktoons.

The Nicktoon Pirates of Oz

At Dimmsdale, Jimmy, Timmy, Danny, and SpongeBob took a trip to a museum/water park called 'Wet World'. The four were in the museum, looking bored and hot.

"It's 91 degrees outside." Danny pointed out. "I thought the reason we came here was to cool off."

"Yeah, these water wings are making me sweat." SpongeBob said as he wore water wings on his arm.

Jimmy whispered to them, "Guys, you know we're supposed to go swimming after the tour. Besides, I find this museum tour quite fascinating."

"You would." Timmy said bleakly.

The tour guide led the kids and a group of people to another exhibit about ocean history.

The tour guide began, "One of the most interesting times in ocean history was the age of pirates. The pirates were known to sail the seven seas and pilfer treasure and loot, while raiding towns. But probably the most famous pirate captain of all was…" He pulled of a cloth revealing a painting. "Captain BlackPants."

The painting was a dark colored picture, showing a square figure with his back turned, wearing pirate clothes.

SpongeBob looked amazed, "Ooh, that is one handsome looking pirate."

"Um, excuse me?" Danny asked the tour guide. "Don't you have a better picture of this Captain BlackPants guy?"

"Unfortunately, this is the only picture of the captain ever made." The tour guide answered.

"Well, that's a disappointment." Jimmy said.

"So is the person who added a museum to this water park." Timmy added.

Then, the tour guide announced, "Well, that completes our tour. You may now proceed to the water park or…"

Timmy, Danny, Jimmy, and SpongeBob zoomed passed him.


Outside, at the water park, the four were playing in the giant pool.

"Now this is more like it." Timmy said in his swim sorts as he swam in the pool.

"Well, it was a good idea to come here on a hot day." Jimmy said in his swim shorts and an inner tube.

"Hey, Neutron, why don't you go on the 'Gigantic Waterslide of Doom'?" Timmy asked as he pointed to a giant waterslide that reached all the way to the clouds.

"Are you nuts? What sort of idiot would try and go down that thing?"

"Danny and SpongeBob are going down."

"What?!"


Up at the waterslide, Danny and SpongeBob had just reached the top.

SpongeBob, wearing swim shorts and water wings, looked down. "Wow, we're really high up."

Danny, wearing swim shorts and a shirt, looked calm. "It's not as high up as it seems. Besides, this is cool."

"But what if we drown?"

"We won't drown." Danny assured. "You know, SpongeBob, how about we play you're favorite swimming game?"

SpongeBob got excited. "You mean pirates?"

"Yeah, I'll be Captain BlackPants, and you can be… my first mate."

"Yay!" SpongeBob cheered, and then he looked down. "I can see Jimmy and Timmy from here."

Danny looked down and waved. "Hey guys- I mean, ahoy!"

Jimmy and Timmy waved back.

Danny sat down, about to go down the slide.

Jimmy got a worried look. "Oh man, he's going down."

"Betcha five bucks he won't make it." Timmy said.

"You're on."

"Go Captain BlackPants!" SpongeBob cheered.

"This is gonna be so…" Danny slid down the slide and started going fast, he screamed, "Aaaahhh!" He flew so far off the slid; he landed in the second pool.


Underwater, Danny opened his eyes while he held his breath, trying not to drown. He started swimming to the surface, and when he reached the top, he took a gasp of breath, and started swimming to land. He lied on the ground and panted heavily.

"Okay… I couldn't handle the Waterslide of Doom." Danny said as he stood up. "Jimmy? Timmy?" He looked around and didn't see them; he also saw he was now on a dock. "Why do I have the strangest feeling that I'm not in Wet World anymore?"

The he heard footsteps running; he walked over to the cement ground and looked around. Then someone bumped into the back him, knocking him down.

"What was…?" Danny looked up and saw SpongeBob dressed in a pirate outfit. "SpongeBob! Man for a second, I'd thought I'd lost you guys."

SpongeBob got up and pointed a sword at Danny, freaking him out. "I don't care what you say, if I say that map was bartered then it was!"

"SpongeBob, what are you doing?!" Danny asked.

"That's CAPTAIN SpongeBob BlackPants, to you!"

"Captain BlackPants?" Danny wondered, cocking an eyebrow. "I think the game it way over, SpongeBob. Besides, wasn't I the one playing Captain BlackPants?"

"You speak nonsense, boy. By your looks, I sense you be not a pirate." Captain SpongeBob put away his sword.

Danny got up and said, "Something tells me, you're not SpongeBob."

"Hold it right there, BlackPants!" A voice called out.

Danny and Captain SpongeBob turn around and see Crocker dressed as a pirate.

"Barnacles," Captain SpongeBob muttered. "With you in my way, I forgot I was supposed to be escaping from him

Crocker took out a pistol. "Hand over the ruby ring or die!"

While Danny looked freaked out, Captain SpongeBob calmly said, "Oh…" two eye sockets pop out of his hat, and his snail Gary gives him a ring with a ruby in it. "You mean this ruby ring?"

"Ah ha! I knew you stole it!"

"Oh, but steal is such a strong word. I prefer to think of it as borrowing without permission or any intention on giving it back whatsoever."

Danny couldn't help but snicker at his comment.

"The captain warned you, BlackPants," Crocker clicked down on his pistol. "And he ordered me to shoot you!"

Captain SpongeBob took out his pistol. "Not unless I take the first shot!"

Danny seemed surprised. "Wait a minute, you have a gun?"

Captain SpongeBob just continued, "Now, why don't you just leave and tell your captain, he can kiss my pirate booty!"

Crocker got annoyed. "Alright Captain FunnyPants, we'll see who's laughing now!"

Skeleton pirates come behind Danny and Captain SpongeBob.

"Look out!" Danny warned as he picked up the captain and moves out of the way, but he trips, causing the ring to fall out of his hand.

"NO!!" Captain BlackPants cried as he watched the ring fly away.

Danny quickly got on his feet and started running forward to catch it. When he raises his hand up, the ring slips on his finger.

Captain SpongeBob saw what happened and noticed the skeleton pirates surrounding him. He takes out his sword and starts fighting them. "Quick, take off the ring and give it to me!" He called out as he continued fighting the skeletons with no problem.

"Wow, when did SpongeBob get so cool?" Danny asked amazed. "Wait, I forgot that isn't SpongeBob."

"Hey!" Captain SpongeBob shouted while fighting the skeletons.

Danny tried pulling the ring off, but it wouldn't come off. "Why won't this… come… off?" Then he turned around and saw Crocker pointing a pistol at him.

"Hand over the ring, child!" Crocker ordered.

"No!" Danny shouted back. "I don't know what's going on here, but if SpongeBob doesn't want you to have this ring, it can't be good."

Then, Danny went ghost and shot a ghost ray out of his finger, knocking the pistol out of his hand.

"Ow!" Crocker cried.

Then, Danny blasted rays at the skeleton pirates, and then he picked up Captain SpongeBob and flew away with him.

"You won't get away, Captain BlackPants!" Crocker called after them. "We'll get you and that boy with the ring and your little snail too!"


While they were flying, Captain SpongeBob looked amazed at Danny.

"So, you're half ghost," Captain SpongeBob said. "The sea bears no lies."

"Uh, thanks… I think." Danny replied unsure. "So, tell me where to go… Captain."

"Over there," He said pointing. "To the S.S. SSSSSS!"

Danny landed on the captain's ship, and he transformed back. "The S.S.SSSSSS?" He asked confused.

"A friend of mine who helped me built this ship only had an 'S' stencil, that and he didn't know my name only had one 'S' in it." Captain SpongeBob answered.

"Anyway, something's totally wrong here," Danny said, knocking on his head like he was trying to wake up from a dream. "One minute I'm in Wet World and the next I'm here in some bizarre pirate world."

"Yes, you do have your problems, now I should thank you for assisting me in that battle." Captain SpongeBob held out his hand.

Danny calmed down a bit and grabbed his hand to shake it, but the captain instead pulled it and started trying to pull the ruby ring off his finger.

"Hey, what are you doing?!" Danny cried. "Ow! That hurts!"

Captain SpongeBob couldn't get the ring off and threw Danny's hand aside. "Blasted ring, Captain BlackPants need that ring, NEEDS IT I TELLS YA!"

"Captain BlackPants?" Danny remembered. "You're Captain BlackPants from the museum."

"Museum? You speak nonsense again, boy."

"It's Danny," Danny mentioned. "And now that I'm stuck in this pirate world and I have this ring stuck to my finger, I guess there's no way to get back home." Danny leaned against the side to the ship with a sad look on his face.

Captain SpongeBob stared at Danny, and felt a little bad for him. Then his face lit up with an idea. "You know, Danny," He said. "The reason I wanted the ruby ring was to see the wizard and get my wish. I want to be a fry cook, you know."

"That's nice." Danny said still feeling depressed.

"Maybe if you go see the wizard, he can grant your wish and you can return home."

Danny brightened up a bit. "You really think so?"

"Sure, after all, you have the ruby ring, and that's the only way you can see him."

Danny looked at the ruby ring on his finger and said, "Hey, you know Captain. We can go together and you can get your wish to be a fry cook."

"That's a great idea; we can also pick up my old crewmates."

"You have a crew?"

"USED to, but after we went our separate ways, I became a lone pirate captain. But luckily I know where to find 'em." Captain SpongeBob ran over to the helm and grabbed the steering wheel.

Danny smiled. "Wow, the tour never mentioned anything like this about Captain BlackPants." He said to himself.

"We're off to see the wizard!" Captain SpongeBob shouted.


An hour later, Danny and Captain SpongeBob got off the S.S.SSSSSS and went into a dark forest.

"This is where your crew is?" Danny asked as he shot an ecto-beam out of his finger up a tree, dropping two apples. He tossed one to Captain SpongeBob.

"Actually, only one of them lives here." Captain SpongeBob said as he took a bite out of his apple. "He was the most reliable crew member you can have. We called him, 'Dr. Smolls-stoff'. A wonderful pirate he was, but not as good as me."

"Ow!" Danny cried as he held his foot from stepping on a twig.

"Come on, hurry and get a move on."

"Hello? Some of us don't have shoes on." Danny reminded him that he still wearing his swim shorts and top.

Unknowing to them, they were being watched through a telescope.


They soon reach a large rock with a door, Captain SpongeBob karate kicks the door open and he and Danny go inside. They head downstairs and see a bunch of lab equipment.

"Oh, Pirate Jimmy!" Captain SpongeBob called out.

"No one answers, instead they hear grunting.

"What's that?" Danny asked.

They turn and see Jimmy, wearing a black lab coat. He was jumping up and down, trying to reach the equipment on the high shelf.

"You haven't changed a bit, I see." Captain SpongeBob said as he reached on the high shelf and handed Jimmy his things.

"Oh, hello Captain SpongeBob." Jimmy said.

"Listen here, Jim, I'm going on a quest and I need you to be apart of my crew."

"I told you, Captain, I quit."

"But, why did you quit being a pirate?" Danny asked.

Jimmy answered, "Because, after a while of plundering the seas and pilfering loot, I realized I was missing what it takes to be a pirate… height."

"Height?" Danny and Captain SpongeBob repeated.

"Precisely, if I'm not tall, how can I be a pirate?"

Danny thought of something. "Why don't you come with us?"

"What?" Jimmy asked confused.

"Yeah," The captain agreed. "With the ruby ring, we can go see the wizard and he'll make you taller."

"That would definitely work, to the S.S.SSSSSS!"


When the three were on the ship, they spotted another ship was just ahead of them.

"Ahoy there, maties!" Captain Calamitous called.

"Captain Calamitous!" Captain SpongeBob shouted as he grabbed Danny's hand and waved it in the air. "Look, we have the ruby ring and you don't! We're seeing the wizard and you're not!"

Danny pulled his hand away. "Captain, cut that out!"

"You will not be seeing the wizard anytime soon!" Captain Calamitous shouted.

"Yes," Vlad Plasmius agreed. "You will be sinking along with your ship."

"I think you're talking about yourselves, Syndi-crew!" Jimmy shouted.

"Is that so? Try dodging this, small-fry." Vlad shot a beam at Jimmy and nailed him to the wall.

As they were laughing, the Syndi-crew's ship sped off.

Danny pulled Jimmy off the wall. "Man, that Syndi-crew is terrible."

"Calling me 'small-fry'," Jimmy said angrily. "Nobody calls me that and gets away with that."

"And nobody threatens my ship." Captain SpongeBob added.

"Well, come on," Danny ordered. "Let's go get the rest of the crew and see the wizard."


Later, Danny, Timmy, and Captain SpongeBob were walking into a dark castle.

"I wonder why this place is so dark." Jimmy wondered.

"Yeah," Danny agreed. "It's kinda creepy."

"Relax, crew," Captain SpongeBob said calm. "I'm sure there's no lions, and tigers, and bears."

"Oh my?" Danny finished as he laughed, having Jimmy and Captain SpongeBob stare at him. "You see, it goes 'lions, and tigers, and bears, oh my' and then we all keep going as we…" He noticed the two not looking amused. "Never mind."

Then, there was smoke everywhere.

"Hey, what's with the smoke?" Jimmy asked.

When the smoke got larger, a chain of different colored handkerchiefs tied them together.

"Hey!" Danny cried. "What's going on?"

They followed the handkerchiefs to see where they came from and they saw a dark figure standing on the top floor

Danny shot an eyebeam at the figure, making him fall down. Danny phased him, Jimmy, and Captain SpongeBob out of the cloths. Danny close to the figure and asked, "Alright, who are you?"

Then, figure accidentally sent a bunch of cards flying out of his sleeves.

"Darn it," He said. "I still can't get that trick right."

Jimmy found a switch and the lights turned on.

Danny got a surprised look when he saw Timmy wearing a magician suit and top hat, picking up the cards and he started to cough from all the smoke, causing his to drop the cards he had picked up.

"Timmy?" Jimmy recognized.

"You just had to shoot me down," Timmy said angrily at Danny. "Didn't you?"

"Well, what do you expect?" Danny snapped back. "You tied us up with magic rope and suffocated us with smoke!"

"Relax, Danny," Captain SpongeBob said. "This is my crew mate; we used to call him 'The Amazing Magician', only he's not really an amazing magician."

"Hey!" Timmy snapped. "I'm getting better." He accidentally made confetti fly out of his sleeves and a rabbit jump out of his hat. "Man, why can't I do magic?"

"Well," Jimmy thought. "Maybe if you re-join the crew, you can go see the wizard, and he can make you better at magic."

"That's perfect!" Danny agreed.

Timmy seemed unsure. "You really think he can help?"

"Of course," Captain SpongeBob said. "Cause soon I'll have the job as a frycook." He sang.

Jimmy sang also, "The height."

Danny reluctantly sang also, "Uh… a home."

"The… magic!" Timmy sang as he knelt down and waved his arms, having Jimmy and Captain SpongeBob applaud.

Danny rolled his eyes and said, "Okay, can we NOT sing while we're going? I saw a sign that pointed to the wizard's house and I don't want this to turn into a musical." Danny stomped angrily to the ship.

"Is he always like this?" Timmy asked his friends.

Jimmy guessed, "He must be under a lot of stress from being away from home and carrying the ruby ring on his finger while sailing the seas with us pirates."

"That's not it, Jimmy." Captain SpongeBob told him. "He doesn't want to admit it, but he's becoming more of a pirate by the hour, and soon he won't want to leave and he'll want to join me crew." He wiped away a tear. "I'm so proud of him!"

"Um, Captain," Jimmy asked unsure. "Are you sure that's REALLY how he's feeling?"

"Yup, glad you made me captain, huh?" He said as he walked off.

"We DIDN'T make you captain!" Jimmy shouted as he and Timmy followed.

Will Danny see the wizard and get back home, you'll have to wait for the next part. please review.