Roxie's Note: Okay guys, so currently I'm writing a 'Homestuck' fanfiction...and it's gross.. like 'Eridan was all pretty and flowery as he was deflowered in the beautiful sun (By Sollux) ' gross (Actually, that entire thing was a joke). But I'm writing a Homestuck fic, so I'm probably going to publish that in a few days after I edit it. Meanwhile, I'm publishing this so you guys don't try to kill me. I love you, guys. THANKS SO MUCH FOR EVERYTHING. I could not ask for better readers, thank you. I love you all-

Roxie

Chapter One: Genesis (Please let this be a coincidence...please, oh, God!)

Erin: ok hello everyone I want to let you knwo that I'm the BIGGEST Twilight ever(So...are you a constellation? Which one? Say Sagittarius and I will personally shoot an arrow into your knee) I've read all the boks and seen da movie -OMFG isn't Cullin HAWT(He looks like a drag queen) So hot.(The tortilla I am eating is hot. The drag queen Meyer-pyre is not.)k now iv writon a storie about wut wold happen id I were bella1(She even admits that she's a self insert!) Because shes a dirte bithc(How? Bella has no personality and is practically an idiot, but she doesn't act like a bitch.)so i want you to see it and tel moi what you think!(It sucks Dualscar's balls) So LOTS OF REVOWS PLZ! lov you God xoxoxoxo(*Headdesk*)

I hud to put my storie up hear becose the meenies at deleated it(I can see why) but I am glad the Jew and the Bird(Being Jewish by blood, I find this highly offensive. And I'm sure the pigeons that my dad is raising find that sentence highly offensive, too)are gone and aint flaming me anymore(But 'The Roxie' is flaming you now, which is worse. I don't want to sound stuck up- but if your fanfiction is bad enough to be commented by me, it's pretty damn bad. And yes, I know I sound like a bitch at the moment. I'm not a bitch at all)

I walked into the room and HE(God? Are you implying that Edward is God?)waz siting over by the coner of my english class, prefectly sitting by the corner in a desk(No... no way. My gosh, my friend 'Bess' (in our Harry Potter RP) is a prefect. Wait till she hears that Edward's a prefect) I thought he was a god(You sound like an obsessed Twitard... oh wait, you are!)Erin: not god God because I luv god and thats blamsphemi, so fuc off sinars(Fuck you, bitch)) becoz he looked so darmn hot, like that guy who used to be on Smalvile befor he got fat(Wait, what the hell are you talking about?) so now I watch supernatural becoz fat man is always in my head now.(Do you know how fucking stupid that sounds? Very stupid! I will scream this at Comic-con. Oh, if you're wondering who I am, I'm the short Aradia who hangs out with Lenore the cute little dead girl)

I giglied when he lookd at mwah and Edwards looked away seeming to snarlingly(Da fuck?). I flacked my long brown hare hoppping to git his atention(I feel so sorry for your bunny rabbit) I hav long brown hair that reatches my btomm, in a smooth long thing with a hairclip and such(Bitch, elaborate). I have hotr eyeliner with lots of blue mascara becoz it goes with moi eyes you see becoz they are blu(So, you are a blue-blood?)and i'm wearing a loose wite blows with a cute leather belt and a long black skirt becoz its sexy but not whory(My gosh, shut THE FUCK UP! FUCKASS!)and its a sin to be a whor tunles ur Mary Magdalin(Oh my gosh, Mary Magdalene was never a whore, so shut up. Shut up, and shut up)but shes daed anyway.

Edward looked back to me and loked away agin. It was rood and I farroed my brow confusedly at hymn(Alexandra Adornetto, is this you? It's me, Roxie) but decided but hes sex-ah so Ill let him get away with it (The Lord teeches us to forgave).(He taught us to forgive everyone, not just the good looking people)

I walked over, with evry eye on the room on me because Im so darmn H-O-T(And you're a Christian) (I've been told this mnay times so I know it is true(I was also told I was an amazing singer. I'm decent and I've gotten a couple of parts for a musical, but I am far from an amazing singer)( and i sit on his desk and he looks up and has bronze eyes that are sexy in a brewding way(I think she means 'brewing'. So I suppose he has beer colored eyes)(erin: FORSHADOWING! He is brewdy but if you havnt reed the boks you'd already no that!(That made no sense whatsoever))

He looks up to me and I look dwn to him loking up to me. He then speaks, in a quiet brewding voice.(His voice sounds like beer? Nasty)

"Who are you?" he aks and why are you on my desk?"

So i winks at him and tell him he's cute, but then class starts and i sit down and watch him.(STALKER)

He is so hot and I dcide want to be his boyfriend.(So... Edward's gay? This is offensive to gay people everywhere)He looks at me and turns away agin.

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So yeeeeeeeah thats my storie tell me what you hink with your revieows! so glad to have writing it i'm happi ass now(You are an ass!)! GOD LOVES YOU ALL! XOXOXOXOXO! :3