A Conversation between Ron and Hermione
It was a quiet evening at the Weasly household. Newly wed Ron and Hermione were watching T.V and contemplating the events of their day. Suddenly Ron got hungry and being Ron it didn't matter that he had a large dinner just an hour ago.
Ron: I'm going to order a pizza, you want anything?
Hermione: No thanks.
Ron: Ok.
Hermione: Wait, you know what..
Ron: What you want me to order you something?
Hermione: I'm not sure.
Ron: You're not sure if you want something?
Hermione: No.
Ron: Are you hungry?
Hermione: Somehow
Ron: What does somehow mean?
Hermione: It means I'm not sure if I'm hungry or not.
Ron: A hungry person always knows if he is hungry.
Hermione: It is just that I might get hungry later.
Ron: Ok then I'll order you a pizza.
Hermione: But what if I wasn't hungry later?
Ron: Don't eat it.
Hermione: But then it'll go to waste.
Ron: Ok then, you'll eat it tomorrow.
Hermione: What if I wasn't in the mood for pizza tomorrow?
Ron: Eating pizza doesn't require you to be in a certain mood, a person ca eat pizza everyday.
Hermione: Not me, I'll have to be in the mood for pizza to eat it.
Ron: Ok then I'll just order you something else.
Hermione: But I don't want something else.
Ron: So what you want pizza now?
Hermione: No
Ron: So you don't want anything else?
Hermione: No, I do.
Ron: You're driving me crazy! what exactly do you want?
Hermione: Just order for yourself!
Ron: Finally!
Hermione: But order a pizza with extra olives.
Ron: But I don't like olives.
Hermione: But I do.
Ron: Who's the one who's going to be eating me or you?
Hermione: You of course.
Ron: Well then?
Hermione: I might get hungry before the pizza arrives.
Ron: So?
Hermione: So do you expect me to eat something I don't like?
Ron: But you won't be eating
Hermione: Who said that?
Ron: You did. So let me get this straight, you want me to order a pizza for me that you will be eating if you got hungry?
Hermione: Exactly.
Ron: And what should I eat?
Hermione: well. I might not get hungry..
The ministry of magic decided to release Ron Weasly for killing his wife on purpose and considering the incident as a case of self-defense.
A.N : yay, my first fanfic ever. Hope you enjoyed it and had a laugh.
If Harry Potter is real, I bet he'll review.
