Why is there not more fan fiction for this movie! There is no answer to this question that can justify why this movie has only 93 fics. There are endless opportunities with Despicable Me, here is just a single cute one I thought up. Enjoy!


"Alright, who wants to read their report next?" Several hands shot up into the air at the teacher's question. "Let's see how about, Edith."

"Yes!" The little blond girl shot excitedly out of her seat toward the front of the class. She was really proud of her report, and she wasn't usually a big fan of school so this was a pretty big deal. Standing in front of the blackboard she cleared her throat and pulled her oversized pink hat away from her eyes.

"What I want to be when I grow up," she read as loudly and clearly as she could. "When I grow up I want to be a super-villain just like my dad. He is the coolest guy ever! He has a secret lab where his partner Dr. Nefario makes all sorts of gadgets for him to use. My favorite one is the freeze ray because when there is a really long line my dad uses it to freeze everyone else so we can cut to the front. Dr. Nefario is really old though so sometimes he doesn't hear things right and makes something else, like a fart gun instead of a dart gun. When I'm a villain I'll make the weapons myself, and they'll be way better than Nefario's stuff. My dad also has about a gazillion minions who help him when he steals things and stuff. The minions are really funny and if you shake them up they glow in the dark! But don't let them near any fruit. I definitely want my own minions too when I'm all grown up. My dad steals all sorts of really cool stuff too. We have some really neat old paintings in the house that I think used to be in museums. He even stole the moon one time but the shrink ray didn't work like it was supposed to and he had to put it back. When I am a villain I'm want to steal something really big, like Mars! I'll make my own shrink ray though, and it will make things stay shrunk. I think being a super-villain is a good career because you can have a lot of fun doing it and make lots of money by taking really expensive stuff. My dad is the world's number one villain right now, but when I grow up I bet I'll be billion times better. So all you bullies in class better be nice to me because even though I'm small now someday I'll make a giant killer robot and squish you with it. The end."

The other students clapped and the teacher stared in confusion for a moment. "Um, thank you, Edith. That was… very nice. You can go back to your seat now."

With a huge grin on her face, Edith skipped back to her desk and sat down, she was sure she'd gotten an A. There was no way these other kids who wanted to be veterinarians and firemen could ever beat her report. After all, what could possibly be a better career than super-villain?


Anyone who thinks Gru stopped being a villain after the movie is kidding themselves. ;P