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Reno paused that the top of the stairs when he heard Tifa's car pull into their driveway. He smiled into the darkness when the door opened up. He was really excited to give her his birthday surprise, it was her first birthday since they'd became husband and wife and he wanted to celebrate it in style. Reno style that is!

He never believed he would be able to settle for one woman but Tifa got her claws into him somehow and made an honest man of him just by being her sweet self.

"I wonder why all the lights are out?" Tifa's voice said. "Reno, are you here?" she called to him.

He started the music."Stop right there my gorgeous angel. I have a special present for the birthday girl" he said into the mike and turned it off. He turned on the spotlight that was programmed to follow him.

He started down the stairs with his hips swaying in time with the provocative beat, perfectly comfortable in his nudity. He had a large blue ribbon tied around his neck and two matching balloons swayed in time with his movements, these had been tied to his bobbing erection. His loose hair brushed his hips and he knew he was a gorgeous sight. Each movement was teasing as he strutted his stuff and worked it for all he was worth as he descended the stairs.

"Reno" Tifa said in a strangled voice.

"Your gift is almost there, baby" he interrupted her as he reached her and then the blood drained from his face as the spotlight highlighted not only her, but the two startled virgins beside her with nosebleeds as Yuffie and Aerith stared up at him with huge eyes...and then looked down.

Reno blushed and clapped his hands over his now deflated erection while the two still inflated balloons floated merrily above him.

"Honey, you look good enough to eat, but the girls are seeing far too much of you, go put some clothes on. Did you forget I invited the book club over today?" Tifa asked him in a voice of acute embarrassment as she blushed just as red as himself.