I'm going to be doing this, uh...semi-crack fic as well now. Don't worry though! 'Teenagers' comes first!


Rookie 9 and Team Gai's Group Therapy


Light was shining through the crystalline window of the Hokage's office. Shizune was tending the usual paper work that Lady Tsunade usually skipped out on, and Tonton was sleeping under her desk. All in all, it was a peaceful morning through out the thick concrete building.

"WHAT!?!?" Until now, that is…

"Listen brat, I don't- no, I'm not going to put up with your attitude!" Tsunade yelled at the blonde haired, blue eyed boy, who shouted at her. Naruto fidgeted under the woman's heated glare.

"Please forgive him, Lady Hokage. He's…well, he's Naruto," A pale boy with dark hair and even paler eyes smirked, and gestured towards Naruto.

"Shut up, Hyuuga," The blonde boy muttered loudly, earning him a glare from his sensei standing next to him. Needless to say, he quickly averted his gaze from the Copy Nin. as the floor became, suddenly, very interesting to him.

"I don't see why we all have to go to therapy though, Lady Tsunade…" The pink haired kunochi in the back stated, "There isn't any thing wrong with me…is there?"

Everyone stared at the girl in silent observation of how ridiculous she was. Shikamaru cleared his throat, momentarily gaining everyone's attention.

"This is troublesome, Lady Tsunade. We don't have the money for all of us to go to this group therapy," He said lazily looking away from the wall he was staring at.

"Ah! That's why Konoha will be paying all your expenses. I want all of you to be at least semi-normal when it's all said and done," she chuckled, resting her hands in front of her on the desk.

And with a few more glares and silent threats thrown at her the discussion was over. Rookie Nine and Team Gai would be heading out the next day.


"Ok! Everyone get in your unit!" Asuma bellowed over the chattering of twelve teens and their sensei's. They all got in formation, starting with Team Gai and ending with Team 10.

They ended up getting there in record time (five hours walking through an overgrown forest with sixteen people between the ages of fifteen and twenty-nine, to a place that's 50 or so miles down the road is a little nerve-wracking to say the least…even for ninja.)

"This is the place?" Chouji panted from behind his group, "It's huge! You think that their fridge is that big, too!?"

"What?" asked Tenten, while everyone else just ignored the heavier boy's outburst.

"I wonder if this shrink will actually help," Kurunai thought out loud, "I think that our group is beyond help, personally."

"Way to be positive, Kurunai," The silver-haired jounin behind her grumbled as they all headed inside the front office.


I hope it was ok! R&R!!!

Keko-kun