Prologue

A typical morning in the Yorozuya house meaning the sun was shining outside and two of the members, the strong as who knew what vermillion Yato girl and a silver-haired chief of the whole bunch, lazing around on the couches doing nothing worth mentioning. In the meantime the third one was fretting over the lazy bunch while telling them off how they did nothing to change the situation which earned him in response a beating by the young lady who was nibbling at the sukonbu.

As the morning went by as always a customer came over asking for a favor. And because being poor wasn't top fashion they accepted.

And like every time all of them were paid less than expected which itself wasn't surprising as

a certain some had had the urge to flirt ( this term was solemnly denied by that certain someone) with the daughter of their customer who was a rich businessman that had an overprotective side as a father. The job turned out as any other job they had had till the present one so the three decided to head home after their paycheck.

Luckily they had done enough gardening to at least get a paycheck.

The evening was rather peaceful despite the stunts of a very much undressed gorilla man to seduce a very much pissed off elder sister. This resulted in yet another uproar. After some breaking-the-forth-wall comments from the main character, heroine and the second character, all of them went to get some dinner or more like supper. On the way from the convenience store the glasses wearing boy noticed a white cat. He tried approaching it but the cat decided otherwise and vanished in the bushes. This left the boy a bit sad and confused a little bit because strange things just happened to him almost every other day. He simply shrugged it off and went to make supper.

("So the cat was what? A filler or something!?" the glasses boy encoutered to which the author respectively continued on.

"Wait, wait, wait I didn't even-" our guest has been temporarily removed from the scene of action by a very well-aimed kick of the young fair lady altogether with a nicely spoken comeback as not to delay the story.

"What that's not true-!" And another wonderfully performed kick to which our pretty lady nods with a shy blush on her fair skin.)

The story goes on:

This proved to be very quick, as the meal, being instant ramen, could be done by even a 7 year old. Of course the meal was mercilessly criticized by the greedy two, leaving only the glasses man to the ramen's defense. Not that it helped. Anyway their meal continued in somewhat peace when an earthquake appeared. Thankfully the news were nice enough to warn the citizens that there would appear earthquakes obviously during the happening instead to tell it for example a few hours earlier when the meteorologists had found out about the earthquakes.

Being the marvelous trio, in such situation all of them let a high-pitched shriek out, but highest and undoubtedly loudest by the silver-haired samurai.

("Oi, oi I didn't-" and there goes our another guest flying through the wall thanks to the mesmerizing punch of our team's and the city's local beauty, the author thanks profusely for the help in keeping the story together and not letting it get interrupted by local delinquents.

"BUT IT HAS ALREADY BEEN PUT APART BY THE BOTH OF YOU, TOO. AND WAIT, YOU TWO ARE ACTUALLY WORKING TOGE-"

The bloody shrieks and shouts of agony have been ignored in favor of continuing the story.)

The earth literally tore apart leading the three to a dark hole where no one knew or didn't even bother to know considering the given situation, to where the hole led. This mystery would be in the near future uncovered but in the meanwhile the Yorozuya were trying not to fall any further into the doomed hole. This caused another fight between them. One trying to grasp the other in order to pull oneself up the hole. Of course no one wanted to be left behind so the very nice ramen made a glorious decision.

During the earthquake the ground shook so badly that the heroic instant cup ramen decided to help the three out in spite of being made fun of a few minutes ago. So returning to the present situation, the ramen sprang to the first one who held in despair to the legs of the table and gracefully landed in the persons face who turned out to be the lazy bum called main character. The desire to help out the short glasses man by uniting the three was strong enough and eventually not long after some loud cursing by all three, the bunch was transported deeper into the hole. The hole proved to be much deeper and soon the trio fell asleep, lastly the dark-haired lad whose ranting made him tried which made him fall into deep slumber.

And of the so-called prologue.

(The author sincerely hopes that our two guests are awake for the next 'Moment in the World of Naruto')