Warnings: CRACK

Pairings: Implied.

Sassy's Note: I felt bad about not doing Jedi's challenge and this crack idea whopped me upside the head about half an hour ago. So… yeah, here's the challenge!

Up For That Date Now?

Zack cast a disapproving eye over the burning buildings, arms crossed and face set. He huffed in indignation at the heat of the flames licking all around him, resigned to the fact that, yes, this was really happening.

Someone limped to his side, also sighing in frustration. Zack cast an eye over him. There was a cut just above the blond's eyebrow, and his tattered uniform was singed slightly. Cloud shook his head, blond locks covered in soot and charred debris.

"You okay?" Zack asked.

"Fine."

"Your mum?"

"Dead."

"Tifa?"

"Dunno."

"Know what happened?"

"Sephiroth ransacked the place and set it on fire."

"Figures…"

It was at that moment that said General Recently-Gone-Crazy went flying through the air, laughing insanely, Masamune drawn and slashing at the innocent birds flying away from the danger zone. Several feathers and half a sparrow splatted down beside the pair standing in the middle of the burning village.

Zack and Cloud followed Sephiroth's flight through the air down to the ground, where he took off, still laughing, toward the mako reactor. They were silent for a few seconds.

"If you ever see me doing something like that, kill me," Zack said in monotone.

"Sure," Cloud nodded.

"Hungry?"

"A bit."

"Up for that date now?"

"Sounds good."

-end, thank Shiva-

Sassy: … yeah?