So Chris Martin and Jonny Buckland frum Coldplay were just walkin' da beach that was in the music video for Yellow and decided to do something or I dunno.

DIALOGUE

Chris: "ok now dig a hole here for factual justice yo'"

Jonny: "y"

Chris: "No time to explain guitar person type"

Jonny: "k now i digd hole. Wat do?"

Chris: "Just keep digging until find album of ultimate destruction"

Jonny: "$10 bill, change, okay"

Then Chris went to go find da rest of da band and Jonny just kept digging for some reason until suddenly it hit him.

"Wait, why am I digging a hole like some fucking idiot or something?" said the confused Jonny. "BECAUSE YOU R" said a mysterious voice. It was

PRESIDENT KEAGERSTIEN (he was ridin' da boat he stole from Scout in SCOUT STEALS A BOAT yo')

"Wait I thought you were on our side you fucking traitor" said Jonny as Kuwugata killed da gai wit a tongue depressor. "HAHAHA, NOW TO DO HOSPITAL STUFF" said Kugl-wattan as he got his ultimate team together. It was

*Mr. Suns

*Devin

*Lazy Chords

*Mio

*Thom Yorke

"HAHAHA NOW U ON MAH TEAM THOMMY YORKY" said Preztel to Thom Yorke. Then Coldplay arrived.

"WAT DA FUCK DID U GAIZE DO 2 JONNY YOU HEARTLESS BASTARDS" said Chris Martin. Then the Coldplay guys noticed Thom Yorke and then realized that Kuwugata had betrayed them by joining Thom Yorke's team.

"HAHAHA NOW I CAN GET REVENGE ON CHRIS MARTIN FOR RIPPIN' OFF MAH MUZAK AND RECORD MY NEW HIT SOLO ALBUM" said the overconfident Yorke as da team got ready 2 fight until suddenly

URKEL'S GRANDMA (THE BEST CHARACTER)

Then Urkel's grandma killed all of the motherfuckers and saved Coldplay but then did a thing and killed them too so now Urkel's grandma is not only the best character but also the best alternative rock singer once again.

THE END