So Chris Martin and Jonny Buckland frum Coldplay were just walkin' da beach that was in the music video for Yellow and decided to do something or I dunno.
DIALOGUE
Chris: "ok now dig a hole here for factual justice yo'"
Jonny: "y"
Chris: "No time to explain guitar person type"
Jonny: "k now i digd hole. Wat do?"
Chris: "Just keep digging until find album of ultimate destruction"
Jonny: "$10 bill, change, okay"
Then Chris went to go find da rest of da band and Jonny just kept digging for some reason until suddenly it hit him.
"Wait, why am I digging a hole like some fucking idiot or something?" said the confused Jonny. "BECAUSE YOU R" said a mysterious voice. It was
PRESIDENT KEAGERSTIEN (he was ridin' da boat he stole from Scout in SCOUT STEALS A BOAT yo')
"Wait I thought you were on our side you fucking traitor" said Jonny as Kuwugata killed da gai wit a tongue depressor. "HAHAHA, NOW TO DO HOSPITAL STUFF" said Kugl-wattan as he got his ultimate team together. It was
*Mr. Suns
*Devin
*Lazy Chords
*Mio
*Thom Yorke
"HAHAHA NOW U ON MAH TEAM THOMMY YORKY" said Preztel to Thom Yorke. Then Coldplay arrived.
"WAT DA FUCK DID U GAIZE DO 2 JONNY YOU HEARTLESS BASTARDS" said Chris Martin. Then the Coldplay guys noticed Thom Yorke and then realized that Kuwugata had betrayed them by joining Thom Yorke's team.
"HAHAHA NOW I CAN GET REVENGE ON CHRIS MARTIN FOR RIPPIN' OFF MAH MUZAK AND RECORD MY NEW HIT SOLO ALBUM" said the overconfident Yorke as da team got ready 2 fight until suddenly
URKEL'S GRANDMA (THE BEST CHARACTER)
Then Urkel's grandma killed all of the motherfuckers and saved Coldplay but then did a thing and killed them too so now Urkel's grandma is not only the best character but also the best alternative rock singer once again.
THE END
