Hey everyone! This is my first story! Me and CurlyBlueCutie are
Coauthors on this one. i just started where she left off so if you
want to read her part go to I trap the characters in a corn maze!
on her page. Thanks everyone! Please read and review!
Enjoy!

MadiKarpet- Hey Y'all!

Aphrodite- Umm…Who are you?

MadiKarpet- I'm MadiKarpet! CBC's Coauthor!

Stark- Why would anyone want to write with HER?

MadiKarpet- Because you cheese weasel…

Zoey- Cheese weasel?

MadiKarpet- … CBC is a wonderfully awesome person!

Damien- Do you make words up as you go?

Jack- Well at least she doesn't smell like cat fart.

Everyone- True….

MadiKarpet- Awwwww! Too bad you're gay and I'm only 14.

Everyone-(Looks at MadiKarpet oddly)

MadiKarpet- Let's get on with the punishments! We will do fan comments first!

Stark- YOU have FANS?

MadiKarpet- We will have MORE once YOU get killed off!

Rephaim- OOOH! Do you want some ice for that burn?

MadiKarpet- Stevie Rae, I think your boyfriend was dropped on his head as a baby.

Zoey- *Snickers*

MadiKarpet- (Looks at Zoey) Like you can talk, you hick!

Erik- At least she doesn't dress like one! Hahaha!

MadiKarpet- *gasp* What is this? 'Pick on MadiKarpet' day? And when did Erik get back?

Erik- Just now?

MadiKarpet- URG! You butt nugget! Just go to the Gap of Death! I believe there are some pythons with chainsaws waiting for you!

(Poofs Erik to Gap of Death, where he is attacked by pythons with chainsaws.)

Rephaim- Ahh! I LOVE Monty Python! Especially the Holy Grail!

MadiKarpet- No way! Me too! And Napoleon Dynamite!

Everyone- (Agrees.)

MadiKarpet- Anyway, we are starting the punishments! YAY!

Everyone- (Sadly) woo…..

MadiKarpet- Welcome my friend, Lady Gaga! (A/n I love Lady Gaga, but we are sadly not really friends.)

(Poofs in Lady Gaga.)

Lady Gaga- Check out my meat dress! (Twirls)

Stark- Why did you choose this freak?

MadiKarpet- STARK! Do you ever say kind words?

Stevie Rae- NOPE!

Lady Gaga- Well I'm blowin this Popsicle stand! (Runs off)

MadiKarpet- Gaga! Wait! We need to talk! (Turns to HoN group) Enjoy this musical number while I'm gone.

(Poofs in Justin Bieber)

Justin Bieber-(Sings) Never say Never!

Aphrodite- I liked CBC better!

Jack- Me too! (Cries)

Damien- She's making poor Jackie Poo cry!

Stark- This chick is crazy!

Zoey- I know!

Stark- Lets come up with a plan to…

MadiKarpet- STARK! What's your dealio?

Stark- (Under breath) Dealio?

MadiKarpet- I was going to let you die AFTER the twins!

Twins- WHAT?

MadiKarpet- But you die NOW!

Zoey- What about the fans?

MadiKarpet- Screw the fans! Okay Stark, you get to get to be eaten alive by a Chupacabra! MWHAHAHAHA!

(Big bear pops out of Gap of Death)

Zoey- UHH…That's a bear.

MadiKarpet- Hush your noise!

(Bear grabs Zoey)

Everyone- *gasp*

Stark- What the…

MadiKarpet-…BEEP! Sorry no swearing in my versions!

Stark- (rolls eyes)

MadiKarpet- WOW! Talk about a shocker ending!

Jack- Shocker ending?

MadiKarpet- WELL, Cheerio! (Poofs out and leaves behind a stink bomb.)

Shaunee- What's with these girls…

Erin-…and terrible smells?

Rephaim- The world may never know!

OKAY! So was is good? Bad? Ugly? PLEASE tell me and review! and also let me know about
my mistakes! Sorry that we didnt have a reader punishment! I promise we will next time! I
will also try to update next week! Thanks for reading and please review! BYE!
-MadiKarpet Love ya!