Hey everyone! This is my first story! Me and CurlyBlueCutie are
Coauthors on this one. i just started where she left off so if you
want to read her part go to I trap the characters in a corn maze!
on her page. Thanks everyone! Please read and review!
Enjoy!
MadiKarpet- Hey Y'all!
Aphrodite- Umm…Who are you?
MadiKarpet- I'm MadiKarpet! CBC's Coauthor!
Stark- Why would anyone want to write with HER?
MadiKarpet- Because you cheese weasel…
Zoey- Cheese weasel?
MadiKarpet- … CBC is a wonderfully awesome person!
Damien- Do you make words up as you go?
Jack- Well at least she doesn't smell like cat fart.
Everyone- True….
MadiKarpet- Awwwww! Too bad you're gay and I'm only 14.
Everyone-(Looks at MadiKarpet oddly)
MadiKarpet- Let's get on with the punishments! We will do fan comments first!
Stark- YOU have FANS?
MadiKarpet- We will have MORE once YOU get killed off!
Rephaim- OOOH! Do you want some ice for that burn?
MadiKarpet- Stevie Rae, I think your boyfriend was dropped on his head as a baby.
Zoey- *Snickers*
MadiKarpet- (Looks at Zoey) Like you can talk, you hick!
Erik- At least she doesn't dress like one! Hahaha!
MadiKarpet- *gasp* What is this? 'Pick on MadiKarpet' day? And when did Erik get back?
Erik- Just now?
MadiKarpet- URG! You butt nugget! Just go to the Gap of Death! I believe there are some pythons with chainsaws waiting for you!
(Poofs Erik to Gap of Death, where he is attacked by pythons with chainsaws.)
Rephaim- Ahh! I LOVE Monty Python! Especially the Holy Grail!
MadiKarpet- No way! Me too! And Napoleon Dynamite!
Everyone- (Agrees.)
MadiKarpet- Anyway, we are starting the punishments! YAY!
Everyone- (Sadly) woo…..
MadiKarpet- Welcome my friend, Lady Gaga! (A/n I love Lady Gaga, but we are sadly not really friends.)
(Poofs in Lady Gaga.)
Lady Gaga- Check out my meat dress! (Twirls)
Stark- Why did you choose this freak?
MadiKarpet- STARK! Do you ever say kind words?
Stevie Rae- NOPE!
Lady Gaga- Well I'm blowin this Popsicle stand! (Runs off)
MadiKarpet- Gaga! Wait! We need to talk! (Turns to HoN group) Enjoy this musical number while I'm gone.
(Poofs in Justin Bieber)
Justin Bieber-(Sings) Never say Never!
Aphrodite- I liked CBC better!
Jack- Me too! (Cries)
Damien- She's making poor Jackie Poo cry!
Stark- This chick is crazy!
Zoey- I know!
Stark- Lets come up with a plan to…
MadiKarpet- STARK! What's your dealio?
Stark- (Under breath) Dealio?
MadiKarpet- I was going to let you die AFTER the twins!
Twins- WHAT?
MadiKarpet- But you die NOW!
Zoey- What about the fans?
MadiKarpet- Screw the fans! Okay Stark, you get to get to be eaten alive by a Chupacabra! MWHAHAHAHA!
(Big bear pops out of Gap of Death)
Zoey- UHH…That's a bear.
MadiKarpet- Hush your noise!
(Bear grabs Zoey)
Everyone- *gasp*
Stark- What the…
MadiKarpet-…BEEP! Sorry no swearing in my versions!
Stark- (rolls eyes)
MadiKarpet- WOW! Talk about a shocker ending!
Jack- Shocker ending?
MadiKarpet- WELL, Cheerio! (Poofs out and leaves behind a stink bomb.)
Shaunee- What's with these girls…
Erin-…and terrible smells?
Rephaim- The world may never know!
OKAY! So was is good? Bad? Ugly? PLEASE tell me and review! and also let me know about
my mistakes! Sorry that we didnt have a reader punishment! I promise we will next time! I
will also try to update next week! Thanks for reading and please review! BYE!
-MadiKarpet Love ya!
