I DO NOT own Fairy Tail, all rights go to the amazing Hiro Mashima! But I do own all the OC's in this Fan Fiction, Feel free to send me responses, constructive criticisms, opinions (Please be nice to me) etc. Thanks for reading! ^_^

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Third Person POV ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

The semi drunk mage slammed yet another drained barrel onto the bar counter. The snow haired woman opposite raised a concerned eyebrow.

'Cana, this is your fourth barrel this morning.'

The swaying brunette chuckled loudly then fell off her stool. Cana then fell onto a certain blue exceed's tail, Happy screeched and flew straight into the back of Elfman who, out of pure reflex, swung his colossal fist round to collide with Natsu's head, whilst roaring.

'A REAL MAN FIGHTS BACK!'

The angered pink haired dragon slayer looked around wildly, punching tables and chairs with fists of scorching fire.

'WHERE ARE YOU FROZEN FEATURES!?'

An immediate response of five razor sharp ice daggers along with a freshly stripped blue shirt shot passed and narrowly missed the rampaging fire mage.

'WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME ASH FACE!?'

The ice wizard hollered, hurling more ice blades towards Natsu.

'GRAY YOUR CLOTHES!'

Shrieked an exasperated blonde wizard who quickly covered her eyes. Gray glanced down frowning.

'Dammit, Not again.'

Natsu held up a battered chair, deflecting the frozen missiles. At that moment, one of the deflected ice blades ricocheted off the stool, knocking a delicate looking dessert over to the floor. SPLAT, its pink and red frosting surrounded the fallen pudding like a bloody murder scene. Grief and sorrow filled the shocked eyes of the Titania as she whimpered.

'…My poor strawberry cake… '

A dark, crimson aura began radiating throughout the guild; silence flooded the building, Natsu and Gray clutched onto each other, both shaking in fear.

'YOU…YOU BASTARDS KNOCKED OVER MY STRAWBERRY CAKE!'

She took a menacing step towards the two cowering mages, before unleashing the full extent of her power.

'REQUIP! HEAVENS WHEEL!'

A whirlwind of axes, lances, swords and other extensive weaponry pelted down onto Natsu and Gray, who both immediately collapsed, unconscious. After persuading Erza to calm down, the entire guild went back to its normal loud talkative, brawling and drinking state. The blonde, celestial wizard crouched down and examined the two bleeding, unconscious mages and sighed.

'Someone help me take these two to Wendy, again.'

It was just another typical day in the Fairy Tail guild. Mira just shook her head in disbelief at the half destroyed guildhall; sometimes they could really be a handful. Cana finally managed to flop back onto the bar stool, slurring her words.

'Gimme another barrel Mira.'

The ivory haired woman laughed heartily, passing over a barrel full to the brim with strong alcohol.

'Cana, you love it so much, I swear if it were legal, you would marry one of these barrels.'

On hearing this, the drunken mage wobbled slightly, regained balanced then winked at the barrel.

'C'mere beautiful.'

Hesitating for a quick breath, she messily downed the entire cask. Mira sighed; Yep, It really was a very typical day in Fairy Tail.