BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA! MY FICTION OF MUFFINS! Please, do enjoy it.

It was dawn. He was in a robe when the ninjas attacked. But then… they began to sing! They also began to grow flowers out of their ears.

"Ummm... ok" Beastboy said, waking up promptly afterward. "Wow... freaky dream." He walked down to the kitchen to grab breakfast. However… the kitchen furnishings were al gone, in fact, the entire kitchen room was flooded with yummy, delicious, levitating muffins! "Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!" BB screamed as he magically floated through the sea of muffins. Awakened by the screaming, the rest of the titans sleepily walked down to the kitchen. All that is, except for Starfire.

Starfire was in her room preparing for the glorious day ahead.

"Soon," she said, "after all this waiting, my plan is almost complete!" After dressing in a flowing black gown that no one knew she had, Starfire walked down to meet her troops. "Muffin Corps.: Form ranks!" she shouted. All the floating muffins immediately snapped to a grid formation.

"Starfire?" Robin said, "You're behind the flying muffins?"

"Yes. They are an ancient recipe of my people that I have improved. I gathered ingredients while we were on Tameran. And now, with the help of my army, I shall finally complete my plan to take over this planet! Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha!"

"Titans! Go!" Robin ordered.

"Very well then, Robin! Taste the power of my muffin army!" The ensuing battle was titanic. It was larger than the battles from Lord of the Rings and Narnia put together. Unfortunately, the budget is not such that we can describe it for you. Nevertheless, the muffins prevailed.

"I leave you now, my 'friends.' I have a lot to conquer. Today, the city, tomorrow, the world!" And so was born Starfire: Queen of the Muffins!

Bwahahaha! Wan't that amazing? Reviews, por favor!