U.R.U.K.
To the tune of 'L.O.V.E' by Ashley Simpson

Thanks to those who pointed out that Uruks was not spelt Urks. I always get that messed up.

I'm talkin' bout Uruk
All my orcs just are too stupid and weak to fight this war for you

So I have made up my mind to just create something new
So Sauron do you think that it's a good idea?

(I don't care what you think, Cause I'm gonna win)
But all my orcs are gonna help me and we will make something brand new

U,R,U,R,U,R,U.R.U.K
U,R,U,R,U,R
Oh did you hear me say?
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Did you hear me say?
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I'm talkin' bout
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I'm talkin' bout Uruk, say you'll be the best of all
Best of All
Oh we need to destroy all the trees
I think this will be good
All these orcs, just are too stupid
Can't you see that Uruk will beat you
So Sauron, can you see that I'm a brilliant man
All these Urks are just part of my brilliant plan
Those weak orcs, they're gonna drop so low
Saruman's gonna rule

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I'm talking bout
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I'm talkin' bout urks
I'm talkin' bout urks
Uruk'll obey me, Uruk you'll never be
In any pain as other do
Uruk do what you can, Uruk kill beast and man
In the barbaric ways that you do

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