The presentation sheet
Summary: What would happen if a teacher at Teiko asked his students to make a presentation sheet and that the generation of miracles and Momoi were in this class? OS.
Disclaimer: I do not own Kuroko's basket
AN: I am sorry if there are any faults, I am French please be indulgent.
Pov professor Fubuki
Today, I asked my students to make a presentation sheet (like name, surname, age, date of birth and so on…). That was my way of starting the year while getting to know my new students. Plus I was this class adviser. I was going to read the last sheets and that made me feel relived because let's be honest, how was I suppose to explain to some of my students that what they wanted for their future was simply impossible. Let me explain, one of them wants to be Mickael Jackson, hello there that's a person you can't become someone else, and there is another one that will not grow up anymore, she is 1m45 tall hands up and wishes to become the next Miss universe, that's night impossible. Just to give a few examples. So yeah the last seven ones couldn't seem to be any worse than those. So I took the first from the pile of the last.
Kise Ryouta
Age: 14 years old
Date of birth: 18 Th June
Club : basketball
Favorite subject: P.E because it is so easy.
Least favorite subject: History, there are too many dates to remember.
Qualities: outgoing, easygoing and I am fantastic.
Defaults: nothing is coming to my mind
Future : I think that I can pursue my job as a model for some more years, and once I retire from it I believe that I will try my hand as an agent in a talent agency.
Well that one seemed normal, let's hope that the others will be the same. Next sheet.
Midorima Shintaro
Age : 14 years old
Date of birth : 7 Th July
Club : basketball
Favorite subject : none in particular
Least favorite subject : none in particular
Qualities : meticulous, I put the odds on my side
Defaults : Dislike being wrong but no one likes that.
Future : I aspire to study medicine while still playing basketball during my free time. It is obvious that to do so I shall put the odds on my side daily by obtaining the lucky items indicated by Oha-Asa.
So this one has a project but he is seriously ill if he thinks that religiously following his horoscope will help him to succeed. Well it might just be a hare-brained idea or may be a bet between classmates…
Aomine Daiki
Age : 14 years old
Date of birth : 31 Th August
Club : basketball
Favorite subject: P.E
Least favorite subject: Mathematics because it give me a massive headache and I simply do not understand it at all.
Qualities: I am the best
Defaults : Lazy
Future: I want to play basketball professionally so that I might finally find a true oppunent. Aside from that I did not think too much about it.
It is not modesty that stiffles him, this one really has an over inflated ego. In the end it seems that I am not finished with the extraordinary individualities yet.
Kuroko Tetsuya
Age: 14 years old
Date of birth: 31 Th January
Club: basketball
Favorite subject: literature, because I love reading.
Least favorite subject: none in particular.
Qualities: I know how to keep out of the limelight, staunch straightforwardness.
Defaults: I like to scare people shitless while taking them by surprise.
Future: I do not have any definite career project as of now.
His presentation sheet is short and to the point, no wonder he disappears in the background that the kind of sheet that is easily forgotten. Come on only three to go.
Murasakibara Atsushi
Age: 14 years old
Date of birth: 9 Th October
Club: basketball
Favorite subject: Home economics because we can eat.
Least favorite subject: Biology because it is boring.
Qualities: I am still a child at heart
Defaults: sadistic and lazy
Future: I want a food related work so that I will be able to eat lots of delicious sugary things.
Ok this one is obsessed with food.
Momoi Satsuki
Age: 14 years old
Date of birth: 4 Th May
Club : basketball (manager)
Favorite subject: everything that has a link with numbers and Home economics so I can cook good little dishes for Tetsu.
Least favorite subject: History.
Qualities: never give up, serious.
Defaults: I am a really, really bad cook.
Future: I want to become a sport assistant but what I want above anything else is to marry Tetsu so that we can have a family together.
Tetsu? Who is that? Oups my gossipy side is getting out.
Akashi Seijuro
Age: 14 years old
Date of birth: 20 Th December
Club : basketball
Favorite subject: Fine Arts or any other subject likely to let me get my hands on a pair of scissors, because I just love cutting.
Least favorite subject: none in particular
Qualities: I am always right, I am a very organized person and I can establish the calm quickly and efficiently.
Defaults: the fact that I am always right can sometime unnerve others.
Future: Since birth I am meant to succeed my father as head of the family firm so that is what I will do. In any cases I love being in a position that gives power.
Code red, code red mini dictator approaching.
Ouf, that was the last one. In the end I got a relatively normal students, tough I am a bit stressed out for the coming year because when you are supposed to teach History to a group of which three fourth absolutely hate it, well it seems promising.
