Howdy y'all this is my first ever fic it's not a serious fic it is in response to a challenge posted by silverstarwizard which you can't see because writers university doesn't exist I am posting it in two parts because I'm lazy and don't flame me because my spelling and grammar suck because I already know that I get told that by my teachers on a daily basis it's rated PG-13 because the second part will be rated that and I don't want anyone reading this and then not being able to read the next part because they can't read PG-13 fics (actually I know that more people will read it if it's PG-13)
Umm…. Well don't own Labyrinth never will don't sue me and that's about it ENJOY THE STORY! (PleaseJ)
Now you see it Now you Don't
"Due to a cold front coming through it will be kinda windy tonight but nothing to really worry about." Linda listened to the weather report as she threw on her coat and scarf.
"Oh boy it's gonna be colder, like we need that!" She rolled her eyes telling her friend the weather report as she shut the TV off, "It's also going to be windy, will that pose a problem for the campfire?"
"I don't think so," shouted Izzy from the closet where she was attempting to find one of her mittens which had decided to cease existing, " anyways, the kid's are so excited I doubt that Karen will cancel it if there was a hurricane!" Karen was the director of the after school program that Izzy and Linda volunteered at, they were getting ready to go to a midwinter campfire which would consist of singing, marshmallow toasting, and hot apple cider.
Izzy and Linda bolted out the door realizing that they were running late, they usually were running late, being best friends and roommates didn't help the situation since they were highly prone to get distracted.
"It's a good thing it is windy it will counteract the pain that David Bowie will have to go through during the campfire," Izzy joked with a smirk.
"DBA, DBA, DBA!!!!!!!!!! Is that all you think about?!" shouted a very exasperated Linda, "you don't even like David Bowie's music particularly I don't see why you are so swept up in his crotch!"
"It's not really David Bowie…" said Izzy sheepishly (Authors Note: Baaaaah (oh sorry don't know what came over me continue)) "it's Jareth's crotch but the theory applies to David Bowie, since Jareth doesn't really exist." Izzy shivered she hated saying that Jareth didn't exist she didn't really believe it, logically you cannot prove that something doesn't exist only that it does and no proof that something does exist doesn't necessarily mean that it doesn't exist.
"You need a more healthy obsession than that silly kids movie, you should fine one like mine.'
"What? Antonio Banderas? Why do you like him anyway?"
"WHY?! Well, obviously because he's hot, HE EXISTS and he has an accent, that's two over Jareth."
"Jareth has an accent."
"Jareth isn't hot."
"Oh will you STOP IT! We're her now anyway let's get going."
The sing along was going relatively well, there wass no wind to bother the fire and, they had gotten through "Kumbaya", "A Little Help From my Friends", and were just starting "La Bamba" when who should appear but Jareth.
Of course no one knew it was Jareth except for Izzy until he introduced himself, "I'm Jareth, Goblin King And I don't usually start conversations like this but I need to know who here believes on the DBA."
Everyone was silent, Izzy would have answered but she was to full of shock to even move.
"Look please I REALLY need to know!" The Goblin King appeared to be going hysterical (which I know is really hard to picture but he was trust me.)
Izzy shyly stepped forward "I don't really believe in it but I'm sure I recognize what it is better than anyone else here.
"Fine then it must be you that I'm looking for," relief was starting to spread over Jareths face, "Look I'm going to have to explain this to you because you are a daft little human like all humans are, I exist because people believe in me if people were to cease believing in me I would cease to exist. I personally happen to be a rather well of fantastical character in that sense since many people believe in me. Now the problem started a few years ago when this whole DBA theory started, you have told me you know what it is and so to save time and not shock the children I will not explain it. Sometimes this theory has been a blessing but sometimes, like now I am in great pain, the only thing you can do is to stop believing in the DBA please, PLEASE can you do that?!"
Izzy concentrated really hard but it was difficult for her to stop believing in something that was obviously true, this was apparent since at this point Jareth had crossed his legs and was hopping up and down.
"Please…What is your name?"
"Izzy."
"Izzy please I'll give you your dreams Izzy if you would just stop believing."
Izzy tried one last time and then she heard a thud. She looked down on the ground and there was Jareth clutching what should have been his crotch but what was apparently nothing.
"Izzy," rasped Jareth, "What did you do?"
TBC
Authors Note: Okay so as I said this is in response to a challenge by SilverstarWizard so far the parts of the challenge I've used are a knowledge of the DBA, a weather report and a Beatles song (actually I will put another Beatles song in Later) I would give you the link to the DBA sight but I lost it and of course when I finally get pulled together enough to post Writers University gets shut down and you can't go see the original challenge which has the link there IF I GET ENOUGH POSITIVE REVIEWS I WILL CONTINUE
Umm…. Well don't own Labyrinth never will don't sue me and that's about it ENJOY THE STORY! (PleaseJ)
Now you see it Now you Don't
"Due to a cold front coming through it will be kinda windy tonight but nothing to really worry about." Linda listened to the weather report as she threw on her coat and scarf.
"Oh boy it's gonna be colder, like we need that!" She rolled her eyes telling her friend the weather report as she shut the TV off, "It's also going to be windy, will that pose a problem for the campfire?"
"I don't think so," shouted Izzy from the closet where she was attempting to find one of her mittens which had decided to cease existing, " anyways, the kid's are so excited I doubt that Karen will cancel it if there was a hurricane!" Karen was the director of the after school program that Izzy and Linda volunteered at, they were getting ready to go to a midwinter campfire which would consist of singing, marshmallow toasting, and hot apple cider.
Izzy and Linda bolted out the door realizing that they were running late, they usually were running late, being best friends and roommates didn't help the situation since they were highly prone to get distracted.
"It's a good thing it is windy it will counteract the pain that David Bowie will have to go through during the campfire," Izzy joked with a smirk.
"DBA, DBA, DBA!!!!!!!!!! Is that all you think about?!" shouted a very exasperated Linda, "you don't even like David Bowie's music particularly I don't see why you are so swept up in his crotch!"
"It's not really David Bowie…" said Izzy sheepishly (Authors Note: Baaaaah (oh sorry don't know what came over me continue)) "it's Jareth's crotch but the theory applies to David Bowie, since Jareth doesn't really exist." Izzy shivered she hated saying that Jareth didn't exist she didn't really believe it, logically you cannot prove that something doesn't exist only that it does and no proof that something does exist doesn't necessarily mean that it doesn't exist.
"You need a more healthy obsession than that silly kids movie, you should fine one like mine.'
"What? Antonio Banderas? Why do you like him anyway?"
"WHY?! Well, obviously because he's hot, HE EXISTS and he has an accent, that's two over Jareth."
"Jareth has an accent."
"Jareth isn't hot."
"Oh will you STOP IT! We're her now anyway let's get going."
The sing along was going relatively well, there wass no wind to bother the fire and, they had gotten through "Kumbaya", "A Little Help From my Friends", and were just starting "La Bamba" when who should appear but Jareth.
Of course no one knew it was Jareth except for Izzy until he introduced himself, "I'm Jareth, Goblin King And I don't usually start conversations like this but I need to know who here believes on the DBA."
Everyone was silent, Izzy would have answered but she was to full of shock to even move.
"Look please I REALLY need to know!" The Goblin King appeared to be going hysterical (which I know is really hard to picture but he was trust me.)
Izzy shyly stepped forward "I don't really believe in it but I'm sure I recognize what it is better than anyone else here.
"Fine then it must be you that I'm looking for," relief was starting to spread over Jareths face, "Look I'm going to have to explain this to you because you are a daft little human like all humans are, I exist because people believe in me if people were to cease believing in me I would cease to exist. I personally happen to be a rather well of fantastical character in that sense since many people believe in me. Now the problem started a few years ago when this whole DBA theory started, you have told me you know what it is and so to save time and not shock the children I will not explain it. Sometimes this theory has been a blessing but sometimes, like now I am in great pain, the only thing you can do is to stop believing in the DBA please, PLEASE can you do that?!"
Izzy concentrated really hard but it was difficult for her to stop believing in something that was obviously true, this was apparent since at this point Jareth had crossed his legs and was hopping up and down.
"Please…What is your name?"
"Izzy."
"Izzy please I'll give you your dreams Izzy if you would just stop believing."
Izzy tried one last time and then she heard a thud. She looked down on the ground and there was Jareth clutching what should have been his crotch but what was apparently nothing.
"Izzy," rasped Jareth, "What did you do?"
TBC
Authors Note: Okay so as I said this is in response to a challenge by SilverstarWizard so far the parts of the challenge I've used are a knowledge of the DBA, a weather report and a Beatles song (actually I will put another Beatles song in Later) I would give you the link to the DBA sight but I lost it and of course when I finally get pulled together enough to post Writers University gets shut down and you can't go see the original challenge which has the link there IF I GET ENOUGH POSITIVE REVIEWS I WILL CONTINUE
