"Sam's Bad Day Song"
To the tune of "Bad Day" by DANIEL POWTER

Where are the others when you need them the most
My master is weary and we seem to be lost
Our goal is that mountain far away
It's harder to do than it is to say
But we just have to carry on

What are we doing, two hobbits so small
We should be staying at home raking leaves in the fall
Why did that ring come at this time
That Gollum is screaming 'precious! mine!'
But we just have to carry on

Cause it's been a bad day
Our food is all down
Our feet ache so bad, can we please turn around?
We're so small and lost
This stinker's our guide
It's hard to believe him, I swear he tells lies
It's all a bad day
And we could be killed
I wish we were at home, and our stomachs were filled
We've had some bad days
It's all a bad day

Well we need a blue sky holiday
The point is this nightmare won't go away
But we just have to carry on

Cause it's been a bad day
Our food is all down
Our feet ache so bad, can we please turn around?
We're so small and lost
This stinker's our guide
It's hard to believe him, I swear he tells lies
It's all a bad day
And we could be killed
I wish we were at home, and our stomachs were filled
It's all a bad day

(Oh.. Holiday..)

Sometimes we think that we should just quit
Cause this trip is just too long
We might not make it back at all
Cause physicially we aren't too strong
This is all wrong

Where are the others when you need them the most

Oh, all gone
My master is weary and we seem to be lost

Cause it's been a bad day
Our food is all down
Our feet ache so bad, can we please turn around?
We're so small and lost
This stinker's our guide
It's hard to believe him, I swear he tells lies
It's all a bad day
And we could be killed
I wish we were at home, and our stomachs were filled
We've had some bad days
It's all a bad day

All a bad day
All a bad day
All a bad day
All a bad day
All a bad day