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Welcome to my random joke stories about Pokémon! In these joke stories, I do...random stuff! I'll try not to involve shippings in this (even though I am a semi-Pokéshipper), so...yeah. Hate? Why not! Like! Erm...Why not! Also, I am a semi-Brony. As a result, time-based events will not occur.
Actually, this means references. Let my random joke story begin.
MANY YEARS BEFORE...BURNED TOWER BURNT DOWN. LET'S JUST SAY 4 BILLION YEARS AGO.
Many Mews was flying around in the sky. As Regigigas had created the continents of Kanto, Johto, Hoenn, Sinnoh, Unova, and much more regions, and the fact that Arceus had already created humans, who have already adapted to non-Pokémon life. Sometimes, humans saw Mew or Heatran, but it did not matter. Since Arceus had already created many legendary Pokémon, Arceus ordered all the Mews to create Pokémon, including the first regular one ever.
That does not include the accident involving one other Mew, nicknamed "Derpy" by other Mews, who accidently transformed into a Missingno., and Arceus banished him and the others to the coast of Cinnabar Island and Seafoam Island.
One day, a Mew was flying around Kanto. This certain Mew – let's just call it Steve – had many great ideas for Pokémon. One was a ladybug Pokémon. Another was a Latias-like Pokémon, mixed with a regular fire-type.
Steve kept thinking over and over. Eventually, Steve decided. Steve's rival, another Mew – let's just call him Bob – already decided on who would be the first Pokémon – a kangaroo-like Pokémon, one part of Arceus's scrapped plans.
Steve decided on a rhino-like Pokémon, who was big and tall. The way transformation worked for Mews was that they put their thought on their head, and then they started to change shape, then their transformation would become permanent.
Bob also decided on his. Before he can say, "Myuu...MEW! (Translation: Transform... KANGASKHAN!)", he accidently noticed a human staring at him.
"Look, mommy, a kitty! Can I have him?"
"No, honey, you can not."
The child started to cry.
Steve noticed that, and eventually said, "Myuu...MEW! (Translation: Transform... RHYDON!)". After a minute or so, Steve transformed into Rhydon. Steve said, "RHY! (YES!)".
Bob said, "MMYYYYYYUU! (Translation: NOOOOOO!)"
And, after a while, Bob transformed into a Kangaskhan, making the child and mother scared.
But Steve was a Rhydon.
The first regular Pokémon ever. Of course, there were more after Rhydon, but Rhydon was the primary one.
But after Mew transformed into Rhydon, Arceus made another species of that mon.
One Mew transformed into a Ditto...that can transform.
And now you know.
If you noticed the My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic reference, you win abseloutly nothing. Except a mention in my next chapter.
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