Anyone who just so happened to pass by the tiny apartment complex would look towards it with a bewildered thought that crossed their minds tended to be;
"I wouldn't want to live there."
However, it was mainly due to the loud cursing that could be heard from inside the top left corner of the first building. Those who knew the tenants, were already used to their antics. The older, having lived there for at least 4 years prior to his new roommate's arrival, 5 months ago. He was a shorter man who always wore black, with the preference of black combat boots with a higher heel, giving off the illusion of being just a few inches taller. He was usually found with a cigarette placed in his mouth in a sassy manner, the smoke dancing in the breeze. His roommate, a high school boy, whose dazzling Caribbean green eyes shone like the sun. It contrasted well with his deliciously tanned skin that was tastefully cluttered with various ink and body jewelry. Unruly milk chocolate locks usually hidden beneath some sort of accessory, usually a beanie.
They fought constantly though. The outside world could hear the loud curses and shouts perfectly. The upside, their apartment was as sterile as a laboratory. Despite the fact that the two males owned a friendly, fawn pug named Titan, who the green eyed male brought along. There was also the two munchkin tabby cats, by the name of Sawney and Bean, whom the petite male owned prior to the teen's arrival. There was also the fact that the younger of the two enjoyed leaving little messes here and there, causing an argument to break out when the elder found it. Which was often, teenagers. The older man was a bit of a clean freak, the scent of lemon pledge mixed with bleach always wafting into the empty halls. It made for a pleasant experience. Therefore, the neighbors had hardly any complaint. Other than the noise of course, not that anyone would ever dare complain. Despite the older tenant's short stature, he always had a permanent, displeased glare set upon his face, stone cold eyes to match. It made for a extremely intimidating man. He, and his bright eyed roommate were almost complete opposites in that aspect. But neither seemed to mind at all.
The two were also rather close. So close, that some of the residents had a suspicion that their relationship was more than what was said. If anything were going on with the two,no one bothered to report it. Even if the couple would be considered illegal. They were a very interesting pair, their actions tending to amuse onlookers, everywhere they went. Even their next door neighbor, a lovely elderly woman by the name of Cornbreesha, loved seeing the two interact. Claiming, they reminded her of her fathers. Information she often enjoyed giving the two, as they passed each other in the halls. The first time this occurred, the male with the piercing glare, simply brushed off the comment. While the other blushed prettily, laughed awkwardly before trailing behind. Just when the embarrassed boy thought they were far away enough, he leaned down to whisper in the shorter's ear. To which the male responded by clasping their hands together, in a casual manner.
Yes, they were very interesting indeed, they added spice to their neighbor's lives. Quirks and all, no one would dare change a thing.
"I wouldn't want to live there." Well, they would.
