A/N: This was originally just supposed to be a oneshot, but Lyn and I decided that it would look better divided into chapters. It's still only about as long as a oneshot, though. It DOES have a plot.. it just doesn't exactly fit into the plot of WNIAF!, so I'm posting it as a separate story.
It was seven AM, and two girls were dueling just because they were bored. The oldest, Lyn, had awoken at six AM, way before anyone else. It wasn't anything unusal, she did it every day. But today she got bored and woke up the other girl, Reneey, who threw eyeliner at Lyn and went back to sleep. But nobody, not even Reneey, can sleep when Lyn wants to wake them up. However, Reneey DID have awesome sleeping-in abilities, and so by the time Lyn got Reneey up, it was six-thirty. Lyn went downstairs to make breakfast, then brought it up with a smirk to a glaring Reneey.
But now, it's seven AM dueling.
"Ai, me daddy's light side is such a softie..."
Lyn snorted. "Your dad's light side!? Mine's soft AND naive. Oi, they both need to toughen up."
Just then, a smirk crossed both their lips at the same time, and as they looked up at each other, there was an identical conspiratory glint in each set of eyes.
"Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" Lyn asked first.
"First kidnap Daddy's light side, send ya dad's light side's grandpa on a 50-hour errans, then wake up Yugi and teach them to be tough?" Reneey said very quickly.
And there was an evil twinkle in Lyn's eyes as she grinned and nodded.
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"You know," Lyn whispered as she and Reneey walked around Bakura's house in the bright light of 7:20 AM, "I don't think we thought this far ahead. We probably should've thought of a plan to get Ryou out without waking up Bakura."
"Oh, yeah, I forgot about Daddy... He's gonna be pissed with that broken window..."
"Reneey? Lyn? What broken window?" the spirit of Bakura sneered as he made it be so that both of the girls could see him.
"Don't look at me," Lyn said, holding her hands up and putting on her oh-I'm-so-afraid face. "Your daughter's the one who went all throwing-rocks-at-Ryou's-window-happy and picked a rock that was a LITTLE too big..."
Bakura turned to glare at Reneey, who objected, "Well, if ya people wouldn't lock ya doors and windows, Windy the Window would still be alive!"
"Windy the Window?" Bakura asked with a raised eyebrow. "What are you doing here, anyway?"
"You know she names inanimate objects," Lyn said, rolling her eyes. "And we're here.. because.. er.. we wanna talk to Ryou! Yeah. We just wanna talk to him.. ALONE," she added emphatically.
Bakura crossed his arms and his glare switched to Lyn. "Why do you need to talk to him?"
"None of ya business," Rea put in.
"Don't talk to me like that, young lady! You're grounded!"
Reneey blinked. "And I care why...?"
Lyn kicked her and muttered, "Because we want him to agree with us and go away, REMEMBER...?"
"But that's what you said in Duelist Kingdom! And I'm not grounded!"
"Oh yeah," Bakura said, remembering. "Well, you're grounded for three months! And want me to agree with what?"
"None of ya business!"
"Four months!"
"Been there, done that, got the t-shirt, killed someone there..."
"Five months."
"Oh, would you just shut it already?" Lyn growled, beginning to get annoyed. "We're not here to talk to you, and it really doesn't matter how long you ground her for because she's not gonna listen and you know it! So can you just beat it and let us go k -- er, see Ryou already?"
"He's sleeping."
"Perfect," Reneey muttered.
"Now tell me!" Bakura growled.
"NO!"
"A YEAR!"
Lyn rolled her eyes. "Please, if the timeline stays the same, you'll be dead long before then and she can do whatever she wants... Oops, did I say that out loud?" she asked with an anime sweatdrop.
Bakura growled even more, and his glare got heavier. "I WILL NOT DIE AGAIN!"
"Hey, Daddy!"
"What?"
"Tea says ya fat."
"What?"
"Tea says ya fat! Now go prove her wrong!"
"Gee, I wish I could," Bakura mumbled angrily, "But why do you want Ryou!?"
Lyn suddenly exploded: "BECAUSE WE'RE EFFING SICK OF HIM AND YUGI BEING SOFT AND NAIVE AND WE WANT TO TELL HIM HE'S AN IDIOT! ANYTHING ELSE YOU WANT TO KNOW, IDIOT THE MORON KING!?"
Bakura blinked, then blinked again. "You mean you're going to toughen them up? Why didn't you say so!? Go ahead."
He shrugged and walked off.
"Wow, that was easy," Reneey said. "Now, where's Ryou's room?"
"Probably the one with the broken glass and the draft," Lyn said dryly.
"The wha?"
Lyn just shook her head sadly and followed the cool air through the house.
