My good friend Hiro Mashima owns Fairy Tail and all of it's characters, not me.

Lillia: Hey, minna! I'm gonna do a truth or dare game with the cast of Fairy Tail, now! It's gonna be totally awesome!

Lucy: Is it? Or are you going to take this as an opportunity to bully us?

Lillia: Nope, despite the fact of my appearance of a demonic twelve-year-old, I

understand the meaning of do unto others as they would unto you.

Natsu: Are you sure? I mean, there are some pretty nice acting authors who play truth or dare with us and then everything gets all messed up, awkward, and embarrasing.

Lillia: Yeah, I'm pretty sure, but there will be the fact that I'm the author and I might

wanna nudge things in a certain direction that you might not entirely agree with. *Puts hands together, and when she pulls them apart, there's a cloud, sits on cloud.*

Gray: Good god! She is a demon just like her form of a demonic twelve year old girl

suggests!

Lillia: How does sitting on a cloud make me a demon!?

Gray: It's what you said before sitting on the cloud! The thing about nudging things in a way that we might not agree with!

Lillia: Paranoid, maybe?

Gray: No! You are a demon!

Lillia: Ugh, Gray! *Jumps off of cloud and hugs him, suddenly he's writhing in agony on the ground.* There, maybe I am a demon, but it doesn't mean I can't be nice to people.

Juvia: Gray-sama!

Lillia: Don't worry, he'll be okay in a minute or two, he won't even remember having

the pain. *Gets back onto cloud.* Now, shall we begin?

Everyone: *Takes two steps back*

Lillia: I never said I wasn't a demon in the first place, just Gray was making me mad, and he was being predgiduce, so I was just showing him a little bit of the demon

magic. My author magic is nothing like that, by the way. Being a demonic author has it's perks, doesn't it?

Everyone: *Still won't come close*

Lillia: Mira, you know that what I was suggesting before with the nudging was saying

that I wanted to do matchmaking and dissaprove of dares that would ruin couples,

right?*sighs* Will you guys just come here? It's either that or someone else will get a demon hug.

Everyone:* Hesitantly comes closer*

Lillia: Okay! I need to check if everyone's here! Lucy, Natsu, Gray, Juvia, Erza, Cana, Laxus, Wendy, Charla, Romeo, Max, Laki, Elfman, Loke, Airies, Aquarius... Lucy, I thought you could only summon two spirits at once?

Lucy: That's right, Loke is here on his own magic.

Lillia:... Okay then! Happy, Gajeel, Pantherlily, Levy, Mirajane, Freed, Bickslow, Evergreen... And Lissana! Okeedokee! We've got minna, so let's start.

Lucy: Are you going to do all of the dares? Or are there going to do some from

readers? Or are we going to give out dares after we get dares?

Lillia: Tokidoky(tokidoky is the word sometimes in japanese) we are going to have the reader's dare requests read out loud and tokidoky we are going to have the dare passed on to whoever got dared.

Lucy: Oh.

Lillia: Okeeeeeeee... Since this is the first chapter, you get to give out dares after

you've been dared. I think Imma start it off by doing Cana... Cana, truth or dare?

Cana:(Obviously drunk, like aways) To heck with it! I'll do a dare!

Lillia: I was hoping you'd say that... Cana, I dare you to hug Laxus!

Cana: What? No way Imma hug that per-

Mira: Canaaa, I hope you were only going to say person!

Lillia: It's either you hug him or I hug you!

Cana: Behergeglerblargh!*Aggravated, goes over and hugs Laxus*

Laxus:*Blushes in manly, gruff, stoic way*

Lillia:...

Everyone but Cana and Laxus:...

Laxus: I think she fell asleep. * Still blushing*

Everyone but Laxus and Cana: *Sweatdrops*

Lillia: Erm... Cana? You asleep?

Cana: No...

Lillia: You can stop hugging Laxus and give someone else a dare, now.

Cana: Just a few more seconds...

Lillia: *Sweatdrops* Eeeerrrkay, then? Can you give someone else a dare now from the place your in?

Cana: Juvia, go get the guy you've been stalking and kiss 'im.

Juvia: Yay! Juvia can go kiss Gray-sama because she was dared to!

Gray:*Just waking up from the demon hug* Wha-mmmf!

Juvia: *Kisses Gray*

Gray:* Falls over and faints again.*

Natsu: HA! The Ice Princess can hardly keep from fainting!

Lillia: Natsu, that wasn't very nice...

Natsu: What? Making fun of Snow Princess?

Lillia: Yes.

Natsu: Sorry, Demon Kid, but Imma make fun of the Popcicle all I want.

Lillia: Do we have to go through this again?

Natsu: What?

Lillia:*Sweatdrops* You have a really short term memory, don't you? This'll help jog it!*Hops off of cloud and it dissapears, hugs Natsu.*

Natsu: RAAAAAAAUGH!

Lillia:* Jumps up and starts sitting in midair with arms and legs crossed* Anyone

seen Mavis? I was expecting her.

Everyone but Lillia:*Sweatdrops*

Lillia: Oh, right, there was a possibility of her being delayed a day or two...

Erza: Wait... This will last longer than a day?

Lillia: Of course! We need to give any guests that are coming time to relax!

Happy: Guests!?

Lillia: This is going to be totally awesome! Did you not hear me in the beginning?

Juvia, continue with your dare!

Juvia: But Gray-sama isn't awake and Juvia's ideas involve him!

Lillia: Okay, I guess I could wake him up with my demon magic... *Blows kiss at

Gray and his eyes flutter open*

Juvia: LOVE RIVAL!

Lillia: Huh? What? I'm only twelve! And he called me a demon!

Natsu: Ha! the Ice Cube's eyes FLUTTERED open!

Lillia: Didn't we already go through this?

Natsu: Erm...

Lillia: *Sighs, floats over and taps Natsu on the forehead, his eyes roll back and he

falls to the ground, unconcious* Anyone else?

Max: *Raises hand*

Lillia: *Sweatdrops* Ahem... Ignoring that, Juvia will you get this overwith?

Juvia: Love rival that isn't a demon! Truth or dare?

All of the girls in the guild but Wendy and Cana: Eh?

Gray:*Sweatdrops*

Juvia: *Points to Lucy* Main love rival who isn't a demon, truth or dare?

Lucy: Truth...

Juvia: What is something that you do that would make Gray-sama hate you?

Lucy: Ehh, if gray hated me, I would kind of be in trouble because he's part of team natsu... so can I chicken on this one?

Lillia: If you chicken, I get to punish you!

Lucy: Like using your demon powers?

Lillia: No, more like I use my author powers to make you do something...

Lucy: What's my punishment if I do chicken out?

Lillia: I can't tell you unless you choose to chicken...

Lucy: Erm... I need to make sure we're all nakama, so I'll chicken.

Gray: Uhh, thanks?

Lillia: Imma give Natsu a mega hangover using my demon powers!

Lucy: You can give someone a hangover using your demon powers? And how does

that have to do with me?

Lillia: yeah I can, it's probably the second stupidest thing I can do with my demon

powers, right after bending spoons, I mean seriously! How does that have to do with demons? and what use is a bent spoon?

Lucy: You still haven't answered my second question...

Lillia:I was getting to that... We're gonna set Natsu up in a chair and you have to sit in his lap. When he wakes up with a hangover you've gotta say:

"I was worried about you!" tenderly and then kiss him. You can kiss him wherever,

but if you do it full on the mouth, you get browny points.

Lucy: That's kinda disgusting... Can I still do the other thing?

Lillia: That's not disgusting, prechewed food is disgusting. Elfman, will you go set

Natsu up in a chair for me while I go burn all of the other chairs?

Elfman: This isn't manly! Lucy, you're also not manly for chickening out!

Evergreen:*Hits Elfman on the head with a fan* She's a woman, you idiot!

Elfman: That hurt, Ever! It's not manly to hit people on the head with a fan!

Lillia:*Drops one chair on Elfman's head because she is carrying all of the chairs in the guilld as their on fire.*Oops, sorry! You can use that chair for Natsu then.

Lucy: Why are you burning all of the chairs in the guild?

Lillia: I need to destroy something every so often... It's just a natural habit, demon and all.

Laki: It's okay, guys! I can make more chairs! *makes chair appear*

Lillia: Nya!*Flying leg kick into the chair at maximum speed, completely obliterating it.*

Laki: Never mind, I'm just a background character!

Elfman: Okay! The unmanly person is in the chair! So man up and sit in his lap,

Lucy!

Lucy: Do I have to do this?

Lillia:This is truth or dare, it's serious!

Lucy: Your twelve years old, of course you would take this so seriously...

Wendy: I'm the same age as her, but I don't take these things so seriously...

Lillia: That's mean! I have already gotten in touch with important people for this!

Everyone but Lillia:*Sweatdrops*

Happy: You're strange, Demon person...

Lillia: And you're mean, kitty!

Happy:*Cries* I'm not mean! you're mean, Demon lady!

Charla: Start acting your age, Happy!

Happy: But I'm only six! You should start acting your age, Charla!

Lillia: Happy, I dare you to fly to the moon! Now Lucy, let's do this!

Lucy: *Sits down in Natsu's lap as Lillia wakes him up*

Natsu:What happened? Ahh, my head! Luce!?

Lucy: I was worried about you! *Kisses him on the cheek*

Lillia: Booo! You have five seconds to earn the browny points, Lucy!*Sits in mid air again.*

Lucy: Why do I need browny points?

Lillia:Five, because the one with the most browny points at the end wins a prize and

the one with the least earns a punishment... Four.

Lucy: But...

Lillia: Three.

Lucy: Aaugh!

Lillia: Two.

Lucy: Fine!

Lillia: One.

Lucy: *Kisses Natsu on the lips*

Natsu: Mmf! What the heck Luce!? Have you lost it?!

Lucy: no, I won it!

Natsu: Why am I hung over?

Lillia and Lucy: Demon magic.

Natsu: You can use demon magic to give someone a hangover?

Lillia: I'm not going to explain that again, because it's one in the afternoon and time

for lunch!

Laxus: When did Cana get her dare?

Levy: About nine in the morning, why?

Laxus: It has been FOUR hours, woman! Let me go!

Cana: No.

Mira: What if I gave you a free drink? I bet you're almost sober by now, and the hangover wouln't be worth it, really.

Cana: If the demon can make you have a hangover, she can make you not have a

hangover. Besides, you just want him to yourself!

Lillia: I am also the author, and I'm totally with you on hugging Laxus, but I seriously think that it's time for lunch, and if you refuse, I'll hug you. Anyways, Mira, you

already have Freed, stop being jealous.

Mira: What-I-he-we-no! Laxus is super annoying, and Cana can have him! Just I think that it would be good if you all have lunch so that people aren't all cranky!

Lillia: Uh-huh, whatever. We need to talk about pulling strings for matchmaking, but I think that opperation CaLa is already underway... Actually I thought it would be a lot harder than that. Just get Cana drunk again, mmkay?

Mira: Mmkay. *Winks*

Heyyo! I need some truth or dare ideas, there will be some guest characters that will be staying for two chapters or longer, so PM me for your ideas. first person who sends me a PM with character names, truth or dare, and what they want

done will appear in the next chapter! I need at least ten truths/dares before I

start on the next chapter, and as a rule to make sure that this isn't all that you

do, no dares directly related to kissing! I love shipping things, but then there

would only be facesuck for like a whole chapter and it would get gross. I won't

list all of the ships that I do because this note is already really long! For everyone who has read this note entirely, god bless you!

~Lillia Enchanted