The Randomness of Harry Potter
Disclaimer: I don't own anything recognizable. Thanks to , themcmuffins, and supadubaben. This will only make sense if you have seen AVPM/S and PotterPuppetPals. Warning: This is completely out of character and very very random.

As Harry slowly approached a peculiar portrait in the Gryffindor commons he looked to his side at Ron wondering what it could be."What is it?" Ron questioned. "I really don't know. It looks kind of like a giant Red Vine." Harry stated. "What the devil is goin' in here?" Snape said magically appearing by Harry's side.

"You shouldn't eat red vines, they will rot your teeth, my parents are dentists so I should know." Hermione started talking only to be interrupted. "Hermione don't be such a buzzkill," Ron surprisingly drawled. "PIGFARTS," Draco screamed appearing in the portrait. "Pigfarts Pigfarts here I come, Pigfarts Pigfarts yum yum yum. Guess what I got here?". "ROAR". "RUMBLEROAR I'm COMING!" Draco said disappearing from view.. "Wow I thought he was joking about Pigfarts" Harry said depressed, how could he have been so wrong?.

BEAUTIOUS MI AMIGOS! BELIEVE IN PIGFARTS! DO YOU? 3 3 3

"Well goodbye I have a meeting with Professor McGonnagill and Rumbleroar." "Ok bye Snape" Harry said.. "Snape Vanish" and he disappeared.. "RED VINES!" screamed Draco seeing the giant thing for the first time.. "Dentists! Dentists! They'll come and get you if you eat that! DENTISTS!" Hermione freaked out running in circles.

"Hermione, don't be such a Hufflepuff" Ron said SUPER annoyed."What the hell is a hufflepuff?" said Dumbledore poofing out to the magical giant redvine in front of them like something popping out of a redwine."RUMBLEROAR!" Draco screamed, running to hug Dumbledore. Dumbledore held out his hand and placed it on Draco's head to hold him back, shaking his head "no way man." "Not Rumbleroar?" Draco asked voice wavering and eyes tearing up. "It will be ok Draco" Harry said holding out his hand towards the painting Draco was concealed in when in a poof he was gone. "AHHHHH SPIDER" Ron screamed seeing giant spider appear in the puff. "AAAAHHHH GINGER!" The spider screamed. Then both in a swirl of magic switched bodies in utter protest of the first mainly. Not only was Ron totally mad about this, he was furious. "THIS IS ABSURD" Ron yelled. "YOU'RE ABSURD" The spider screamed."Say it to my face" By then, Ron was completely flustered.. "Hey that's my line" Snape pouted (his pout was adorable...just imagine it). "No its mine" Lupin's voice screamed from nowhere. "Gasp! where is that sound coming from?" Harry said. "What sound?" Crabbe asked. "No. Only quiet. Maybe. One. Raindrop" Goyle answered."PIGFARTS! it's coming from PIGFARTS!" Draco yelled."Shut up Malfoy, you little shit. It's coming from nowhere" Dumbledore interrupted ."Where is 'Nowhere', Dumbledore?" Ron questioned, puzzled as a dodo bird."in a Purple Monkey Dishwasher" Hermione answered surprisingly correct then again she was the smartest witch of her age, only to be noticed by the room's occupants who wore many different faces."HERM...HERM...HERMAN" Ron complained. Hermione huffed in annoyance at the failure of her name. Why couldn't the little bastards get a long Dumbles thought

(How Ron can complain as a spider is a mystery to me)
When Dumbledore said "YOUR MOTHER IS A ^ ING ## LOREM IPSUM ^ admiumvenium $^ turolagulio $# HIPPOPOTAMUS $$ REPUBLICAN %$Daniel Radcliffe $^ with a bucket of $^ IN A CASTLE FAR AWAY WHERE NO ONE CAN HEAR YOU %* SOUP $^ WITH A BUCKET OF $* MICKEY MOUSE $ WITH A STICK OF DYNAMITE #$ MAGICAL $& ALAKAZAM" and Ron became a human being once more, Voldemort was defeated for good, and Draco found himself back at Pigfarts. Life was good.