Ice: I'm being childish, aggressive, and irritable. And I couldn't give two flying fucks.
Characters © Masashi Kishimoto
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1. Do something life threatening and/or retarded to Deidara
2. Make fun of a genetic inheritance that Neji/Hinata has. Neji will kick your ass, while Hinata will cry/kick your ass.
3. Call Karin a bitch. She didn't do anything to you personally but hey, you don't have to have a reason to hate someone.
4. Sarcasm, idiot.
5. Cosplay as the one person Sasuke hates, and then call him emo. Have fun being killed. You won't be missed.
6. Call Sakura's forehead large. I guarantee you won't be living after that remark.
7. Call Ino a pig. Have fun getting your mind raped.
8. Put a magnet to Pein's face. He will totally kick your ass to hell and back and then to hell again. It's where you belong.
9. Give Hidan a bible. Actually…
10. Give Kakuzu a toy cash register. No, your neck won't be broken or anything.
11. Give Kiba Kibbles n' Bits. You will be killed by a dog and a super-fly dog boy. Congratulations, you have the most embarrassing death in the history of ever. Still, you won't be missed.
12. Give Shino Pesticide. Bugs will swarm and kill you. Disregard the abovementioned remark; this is the most humiliating death in the history of ever.
13. Call Itachi a weasel with a long emphasis on the 'A'. Again, have fun being mind-raped.
14. Call Chouji fat. Have one helluva time there, sport.
15. Do something completley insane and/or retarded to one of the Naruto characters, forcing a reaction just so you don't have to admit that you are, and always will be, a complete fangirl with absolutely no talent in writing, and only write these so people will respond with 'lol tat's sooo urmazing!!111 :D'.
16. Lists are not equal to stories.
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Ice: Lists are NOT equal to stories. You all put Anton Chekhov, E. Poe, and all the other great writers to shame.
Stop making lists as stories. They're not cool. They're not smart. They're fucking annoying.
R&R. Flames Welcome.
